Change one letter in a movie, TV, or book title for snigger value. Yes, we’ve done this before and now it’s time to do it again. Stop whining.
Movies:
Come Alone
Gonk With The Wind
Book:
(can’t think of any)
Come On Then ‘Ave A Larf Fer Gawd’s Sake
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West Side Tory
Sad Max
The Big Snort
The Grand Budapest Motel
WALL-Y
No Country for Cold Men
Saving Private Bryan
The Full Month
Gulp Fiction
Schindler’s Lift (this may not be mine)
Thelma and Louse
All That Jizz
etc
Schindler’s Lust
Some books:
Animal Fart
Ron Quixote
The Todger
Wagtime
Great Expectorations
*reaches for trapdoor lever*
Pistful of Dollars
Modfather
Shaving private ryan
Wife of Brian
Isn’t there an actual “art house” film, Shaving Ryan’s privates?
Les
Kex
Ken
Ksz
TV: Mad Hen
Movies: Fuck Soup, A Gay At The Races, A Fight At The Opera, The Big Snore, Donkey Business, Animal Crankers, Love Nappy, Whore Feathers
Book: (still can’t think of any)
Add one letter: Faeces
Remove two letters: Brian Poo and Tremeloes
Change one letter: Bob Carolgees and Shit The Dog
Rearrange letters: Scat
Is removing a letter acceptable? If so we can have A Brief History of Tim. And Colin’s Dictionary although I’ve added an apostrophe for that one.
I decided not to apply removing a letter to th Count Bishops.
Next Harry Potter sequel: Gone With The Wand.
Documentary about chilled beer: Ice Cold In Ales
Sc-fi drama about a Middle East conflict between Jews and Muslims: The Hambusters.
Sordid account of ongoing UK insobriety: The Bottle Of Britain.
Public service film about behaving well in an apocalypse: Don’t Loot Now.
Music documentary about Top Of The Pops: Bad Miming.
Tv series Minge and Bracket.
Audrey Hepburn & Fred Astaire in Fanny Face.
Three Men and a Boaby
Boldfinger
Gove Story
Spar Wars
Avatab
Snow White and the Semen Dwarves
The Balls of St Mary’s
Lady and the Cramp
Shite Christmas
The 400 Blobs
City of Bod
Couch of Evil
Scones from a Marriage
The Night of the Bunter
Das Boob
Chiplash
Avatab and Chiplash.
Ootside lercation shots on Scotswood Road and Blaydon
Not mine – from the medical film club in I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue:
Bridget Jones’ Diarrhoea
R*A*S*H
Around The Ward In Eighty Days
The Silence of the Machine that Goes Ping
Bring Me The Rest of Alfredo Garcia
Bummer Holiday.
Barry on Camping.
Where Beagles Dare.
They Shoo Horses, Don’t They?
Brie Encounter.
The King of Marvin Gaydens.
O Bother, Where Art Thou?
Diamonds Are For Heather
Live And Let Fry
The Guy Who Shoved Me
For Your Pies Only
Coldfinger
Dr Nob
Thunderballs
A View to a Kiln
Tomorrow Never Diets
The World is Hot Enough
Rectre
For Your Eyes On My…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix
Driving Piss Daisy
List Of The Mohicans.
Gove Is A Many Splendoured Thing
Inspector Horse
Chunderball
The Gruel Sea
Fanny Face
Minging In The Rain.
Robo Fop
Raiders of the Lost Irk.
Fucky Jim
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bumb,
Les Miserable
With Les Dawson?
I feel the fundamental integrity of the æsthetic – it’s haiku-like purity, if you will – has been compromised by the many wilfully or otherwise ignoring the “change one letter” imperative, but this regrettable laxity has been more than compensated for by the high snigger quotient.
The Grateful Deaf
Pig Country
Ricicle Works
Movie – 9 and a half leeks
TV – Vocation Vocation Vocation (trainee monks etc)
Book – The old man and the pea
Twat Thing You Do
Singing In The Drain
The Lady Varnishes
The Thin Red Wine
Shitter Island
Dunk
The Hills Have Pies