C’mon, we can do better than this headline! 30/09/2021 by Freddy Steady 28 Comments Can’t we? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-58747464 0
Vulpes Vulpes says 30/09/2021 at 16:44 Nice try young lady, but we’ve heard that one before. Why didn’t you do your homework? Log in to Reply
Moose the Mooche says 30/09/2021 at 17:05 How’s that for an Oral Fixation Tour? ….the boar was quoted as saying Log in to Reply
Black Celebration says 30/09/2021 at 17:52 Make A Wish Foundation misunderstands dying Jazz-Funk fan’s request for Shakatak. “No! Not THAT kind of Shak-attack!” he said. Just in case anyone missed the joke. Log in to Reply
hubert rawlinson says 30/09/2021 at 21:16 Attacked by boars very Sus! Scrofa so good! Log in to Reply
retropath2 says 30/09/2021 at 22:01 Shakira: “Must my puppies be prone to such unwanted attention?” Log in to Reply
Paul Wad says 30/09/2021 at 23:44 Reports that Shakira was attacked by Donovan and Nile Rodgers prove to be a misunderstanding Log in to Reply
attackdog says 01/10/2021 at 12:55 Shakira: A pair of wild boars attacked by singer. ‘If that’s her idea of oral fixation I’m outta here’ commented one boar. ‘I certainly will not be asking her to do my laundry’ said the other. Log in to Reply
You have to wonder what she had in the bag?
“Pigs Don’t Lie”?
I was thinking “Hogs…” 😉
Nice try young lady, but we’ve heard that one before. Why didn’t you do your homework?
Wild Boars! Wild Boars!
Is that a Duran Duran number?
Excellent!
How’s that for an Oral Fixation Tour?
….the boar was quoted as saying
Paging @martin-horsfield
“The Boars Are Back In Town”, perhaps?
Shaka’s Got A Brand New Pigbag
Boar-n To Be Wild
(That’s enough now – Ed.)
Make A Wish Foundation misunderstands dying Jazz-Funk fan’s request for Shakatak.
“No! Not THAT kind of Shak-attack!” he said. Just in case anyone missed the joke.
Boar Boar, Baby (Baby, Boar Boar)
Boars keep swinging
Boardem
The Boar With The Dior On His Side
Up!
Boarcelona.
Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster
Attacked by “boars” or “bores”?
Attacked by boars very Sus!
Scrofa so good!
Shakira: “Must my puppies be prone to such unwanted attention?”
Man bites hog…
Reports that Shakira was attacked by Donovan and Nile Rodgers prove to be a misunderstanding
Shakira: A pair of wild boars attacked by singer.
‘If that’s her idea of oral fixation I’m outta here’ commented one boar.
‘I certainly will not be asking her to do my laundry’ said the other.
Boara boara boara
Swine Eye Gal
(for those of a reggae persuasion)