We’ve been doing plank spanking wrong all this time, apparently. Stop thinking and wear a hat. Play to a bush. No mention of electricity though.
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We’ve been doing plank spanking wrong all this time, apparently. Stop thinking and wear a hat. Play to a bush. No mention of electricity though.
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That is brilliant.
A few commandments of listening:
1. If males reckon it more than females, avoid.
2. If it is part of an ‘imperial phase’, avoid, choose the un-imperial phase.
3. If it ‘drops’, avoid.
4. Any group that ever had the prefix ‘the’, then changed, is always better with it than without it.
5. If you have a choice of a long song/album, or a short song/album, pick the latter.
6. If the person on the sleeve is beautiful (hair, clothes etc.), they’re going to be better at pop music than the person who looks like a plumber, who will be better at plumbing and should stick to it. In 2023, this country needs more plumbers, not more pop stars.
Is it the new John Lewis Christmas ad?