One minute it’s all dwarves with platters of cocaine strapped to their heads*, next you’re shredding your glutes ‘to shreds in a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening’. Yes, Brian May, shunner of barbers, doctor of stars and friend to the badger, is currently indisposed, and sadly in what sounds like considerable pain, following a bizarre gardening accident.
Bad Bottomed Girls, Another One Digs the Dust, etc etc … you know what to do to fill up a long weekend.
*Incidentally, I had never read the full details of *that* party before and I’ll put a link in the comments. It sounds like quite the social gathering, and certainly a lot more fun than gardening.
https://variety.com/2020/music/news/queen-brian-may-hospitalized-gardening-injury-glues-1234601520/
https://www.uncut.co.uk/features/queen-it-was-all-like-a-fantasy-to-see-how-far-we-could-go-18631/
Come to think of it, must of us are shunners of barbers at the moment, though not through choice. I’m currently approaching a full Nick Lowe quiff, which I might be tempted to keep if it wasn’t for a bald patch the size of my palm lurking behind it.
Weeds Are the Champions.
Very good!
Double A Side with We Will Rotivate You
We arse the champions?
Bum he-man Rhapsody?
Bri’s mugshot in The Grauniad was clearly taken following the injury. What a mucker.
Sheer Arse Attack
Another One Bites The Butt
Weeds Will Crock You
Glute Ache My Breath Away
Ow me endo
Bri Sickle Race?
Post-accident, A Day At The Nurse’s I assume.
But before then, quite possibly a night at the opera-ting theatre.
Suttons Seeds of Rye.
I Want to Rake Free.
Flat bottomed curls.
Ha!
Call me cynical but I’ve just read that Queen have re-released ‘We are the champions’ for the NHS!
OK – you’re cynical…
New recording done via the interwebby thing with Adam Lambert on vocals. Includes some slight lyrical amendments.
The hairy fella’s ass just broke
up
Severed Seat of Bri