I found in the past that posting stuff on a Friday – esp after the pint of no return – tended to generate a fairly heavy response. This was even more successful when Team AW could exercise an opportunity to impress itself with its gargantuan wit. I am consequently MASSIVELY indebted to the Daily Mash for ….
Spurs seeking players whose names slot into Bob Dylan songs
TOTTENHAM chairman Daniel Levy has launched a worldwide search for any player named Roland Stone, Tom Bourineman or Des O’Lation-Rowe.
Levy said: “There’s been a lot of talk this season about Harry Kane’s incredible skill and superb goal-scoring ability. However, the best thing about him, for me, is the way that his name blends seamlessly into the lyrics of Bob Dylan’s 1976 hit Hurricane.
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