Terrible times, as I can’t see a nice way out of the current pickle. This is a nice version of Timmy Thomas’s “Why can’t we live together?” . I wish I wasn’t posting it.
Marillion – An Hour Before It’s Dark
What does it sound like?:
Marillion are an act which could have a t-shirt with their name on a Marmite jar, such are the polarised views about them. They are a very different band from 35 years ago, and really shouldn’t have to keep apologising. They took a different direction with the change of singer (we cannot call him “new”, given Steve Hogarth has been with them since 1989 and the band have rarely looked back). Yes, there were still soaring guitar breaks, but they were concise and to the point, the focus is on tunes and ensemble playing and excellent arrangements rather than flash mock-classicism, and lyrics are contemporary. The last album, “FEAR” was far superior to that normally heard from a bandof their age, and the response from a mature audience desperate for a decent album from a name band in this field led to Marillion’s star rising again, with sold-out tours, and grown men (and long-suffering wives) overcome by the emotional sensibilities and harsh realities of the lyrics. And that was before COVID and the invasion of Ukraine. This album continues that arc.
“An hour before it’s dark” is a reflection of mortality and tempus » Continue Reading.
Authenticity
Arthur Cowslip raises the issue of authenticity on the “RIP Meat Loaf” thread. I must admit to thinking the concept of “authenticity” is largely idealist/ essentialist / existential tripe, particularly when people are composing creative things for a commercial entertainment market. What I do like is “authentically inauthentic” (where people play with artifice as part of the expression, Bowie being an expert, and where it can turn into irony). If people are creating for themselves and genuine outsiders, then they may be authentic, but an awful lot of authenticity is derivative. And to call yourself authentic is like calling yourself “cool”: desperate. But at the same time, some music sounds sincere, and other music doesn’t. Views of the massive?
https://www.facebook.com/mouseonmars/videos/314214030627827
Death of Burke Shelly
And why is the page not framed in black given the death of Budgie sqwarker in chief, Burke Shelley? For Shame. Power Trios became synth duos, and now we have one man bands. Its diminishing returns.
Good doc on 70s Throbbing Gristle
This fair took me back to the messy side of the 1970s (at least that which I saw around me, given i was at school for all but a year of it). The number of greatcoat gurus and confused art ponces trying to get their brains back in to their heads after a little too much acid was remarkable, and this is very much how I have seen Genesis P Orridge, the other members of the Throbbing Gristle collective being a little saner but no less weird. Abba, they weren’t. But strangely enough, TG rather defined how things would go in other ways. Maybe that’s the Chris and Cosey element.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0012950/other-like-me-the-oral-history-of-coum-transmissions-and-throbbing-gristle
John Miles – dead
Now largely forgotten and perfectly wrongly timed as his crafted rock came up against the sea change to punk rock, John Miles has joined the great gig in the sky. This track is probably his best known, and a prime chunk of bombastic cheesy nonsense it is – not that I see that as a bad thing, especially with those profound lyrics (which Jarvis Cocker once used as a speech showing magnificent good taste). John Miles also had the funky “slow Down”, “High Fly” and, er, others.. I saw him at Reading in 1977. Harmless, competent, “good generic rock”. He was clearly technically good, given he later worked for Tina Turner in her stadium years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF6mk2Sq4yY
Hawkwind – Dust of Time
What does it sound like?:
Those who like Hawkwind can be pretty uncritical, whereas those who don’t definitely compensate for that generosity of spirit. This compilation is probably gtreen kryptonite for Abba and Adele-listeners, as much as those artists often repel Hawkwind fans. Greater minds than mine have asked will happen when Hawkwind are no more? Will there be a tribute act? Will space rock return? You’d think it could, particularly if there are exciting revelations about alien life, missions to Mars, mining of asteroids, etc, capturing the imagination of noisy geeks who like an occasionally bifter.
The unappreciated aspect of Hawkwind is their range, and the unfamilar listener could easily say “It’s Hawkwind, Jim. But not as we always know it”. Which Hawkwind? They have produced 34 studio albums. This excludes the 12 live ones, including the incomparable and possibly immortal “Space Ritual”. Folk, psychedelic, progressive, proto-metal, almost-punk, rave, tribal native American, electronic, orchestral, or what? This 6-CD compilation takes most of the well-known tracks plus deep cuts, single versions, and the occasional live recording, as well as definitive tracks – the “Master of the Universe” here is the one from “In Search of Space” where Lemmy’s bass » Continue Reading.
Pigs Pigs Pigs (+ 4) are back, back, BACK!
If the late 70’s Sabs had tried to go disco (and they could have at least tried given how shit they had become) , it might have sounded like this.
Proper rockin’: thumbs in belt-loops and biker dance ahoy!
ATM: Printers
I realise printer ink costs more than gold. What is the least rip-off and reliable combi printer out there?
ATM – travelling in western Europe
My head is spinning with the “Mornington Crescent”-type information on what a civilian does to prove they are covid-negative if travelling overland from the UK to Spain via France.
Does anyone set it out in a non-convoluted way? No 1 daughter is getting married in Gibraltar in a month’s time (she lives there with the beloved) and so that’s where we’ve got to go.
Please advise.
Hawkwind – Somnia
What does it sound like?:
Hawkwind, ever changing, ever the same. Over 50 members, and as many albums. You want the riffage and whooshes? Science-fiction poems and rave beats? Swashbuckling almost prog? Honk n’ skronk? Clever pop songs? Depending on where you dive in, you may get any of these. Live, it’s populated by drugs and parties miscreants aged 15 to 75, some of whom may have retired from active service, on audio, it’s a more refined experience. Yes, refined. They’ve been playing for decades, and know their way around a recording console. Like last year’s Hawkwind Light Orchestra “Carnivorous” (geddit?), 80-years young and probably wasn’t an angel Dave Brock has been working far harder than he should do, refining and extending the various strands of Hawkwind mythos and audio ambience for a concept album about sleep and it’s various implications (dreams, insomnia, nightmares, being woken up…). We have jams, we have songs, we have driven bikerdelia, drum n’bass breakdowns, the occasional Arabian flourishes … “Strange Encounters” is a complex freakout, the mellow “Alcyone” (either a star in the Taurus constellation, or daughter of Aeolus, Greek god of the wind; do you get this with the Sham 69?), “Counting » Continue Reading.
Simon Gallop flounces from The Cure
“With a slightly heavy heart I am no longer a member of the Cure ! Good luck to them all, … I’m ok… just got fed up of betrayal.”
This makes me think of pensioners who get divorced after 40 years, saying “We’ve got nothing in common”.
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/the-cure-bassist-simon-gallup-leaves-band-1212406/
Stout Mask Replica ale
After various rockin’ beers, wines, and whiskey’s, they are now stretching out. For it to taste like the good Captain, it should taste like a mix of chillies, dog ends, ladies perfume, rubber, and kippers. The captain being an acquired taste, It will take 20 years to grow on you, and you’ll only like the bottles in the first production.
Mötörhead – No Sleep Till Hammersmith (40th anniversary special edition)
What does it sound like?:
If I have to tell you what this sounds like, you probably need to be on another website. The definitive biker’s band doing unreconstructed (even then) rock n’ roll with a hard n’ heavy edge, it’s tongue in the cheek and mouth of a worryingly young looking female fan, it’s nose stinging from bathtub speed, the taste of which taken away by large glasses of Jack Daniels and coke (the drinking kind) and chain-smoking. Bass and drums are bowel-pummelling on the computer speakers, and live it was a palpable workout, with flailing teens and idiot-dancers having the best psychotherapy session then available. The economy of the riffage, the wry but unrelenting songs, the clear love between audience and band … it’s no wonder this album was a massive success at the time, and remains definitive, with the definitive line-up also.
The album comprises the full gig as released, plus sound checks, and 2 shows from Newcastle, and one from Leeds. Paul Morley types may wonder if this may involve any variation and smirk cleverly, but anyone who likes Mötörhead should not give a damn. Mark E Smith said “it’s not repetition, it’s discipline”, » Continue Reading.
I F***in’ hate The Eagles, man
A fine analysis of The Eagles – “a shirtless Byrds”. The solo on the track “HC” is OK, I suppose. In the track posted, I’ve found their, hah “Eagle” song by “the Swedish group”. Both are so “white” they make ELP seem like Sly and the Family Stone. (Maybe I exaggerate, but only just).
https://www.theringer.com/music/2021/5/5/22420083/the-eagles-glen-frey-don-henley-50-years
Roller revisionism
Not wanting to kill the buzz man, but is the Roller revisionism (“they were pretty good, really”) ironic? As a teen into arty glam and working on increasing my credibility with the 6th form hairies a few years ahead by getting into progressive and heavy rock, the BCRs floated like an unflushable turd through my mid-70s. I can’t believe I am the only one here who found them ghastly. Even The Osmonds had “Crazy Horses”, which no rock fan could be pissy about. The BCRs were a Scotmid boyband and their hard-girl fans were scarier than the types who later followed Skrewdriver. Their back story makes Motley Crue look like Coldplay, and is only missing a Jimmy Saville connection. This is the best (or at least, most interesting) thing about them. Might I speculate that the Roller sympathisers were 10 years old at the time, and being below the age of criminal responsibility, knew no better, m’lud?
Are there other examples of music revisionism that need exposing?
Morrissey on the Simpsons
My favourite National Express driver (which is what he looks like these days, albeit a handsome one) seemingly didn’t like being, er, ribbed, and has a beef about it. He doesn’t mince words. He may be persona non-grata to many, but i still find him a hoot, even if he is a gammon.
Unusual covers
Liberace covering The Who.
DO YOUR WORST.
RIP U-Roy
U-Roy and related 70s reggae artists appealed to me in a way Bob Marley stopped.
It’s an indica versus sativa thing; do you prefer to be high, or to be stoned? I’d rather be high and my brain cells sparkling, not dull-headed and semi-sedated
Strictly roots and dubwise homages to 70s reggae here, please.
Dumb as a box of spanners
There is smart-dumb (Iggy, Ramones, Cramps, the Cult) and there is dumb-dumb. I will listen to smart-dumb, but rarely dumb-dumb. However there is an innocence to dumb-dumb cliched rock. I wouldn’t dream of listening to it spontaneously, but as rawk bingo, TEAZE (i know) provide seconds of pleasure.
I am deeply tempted to generate a rawk bingo card for soirees when they are again allowed.
Please post other clips of cliched unheard-ofs here.
Peanuts captures the joy of music
This visualising of “Roundabout” from clips of the “Peanuts” TV series really captures the joy of music and the innocence of the piece. They have also done similar ones for ZZ Top, “Thick as a Brick”, and dozens of other “classic rock” pieces. I’d rather see these than some guitarist gurning.
Iggy Pop – Dirty Little Virus
What does it sound like?:
Iggy’s laconic baritone comments on coronavirus. Rocky, a bit jazzy, , mid-paced as warrants his seniority, but there is still no doubt, he’s the guvnor.
What does it all *mean*?
I don’t mind people making songs about the pandemic; it marks the historical moment; it’s not as toe-cringing as some, and as a denizen of scabrous observation and low-live, the Igster is more justified in this than many. Hope he is watching himself so he can come back and continue to set a good example.
Goes well with…
mince pies, tea, hand sanitiser, wire brush and Dettol, face masks.
Release Date:
out now
Might suit people who like…
Iggy Pop, sleazy rock, glam rock, decadence chic
Boris Johnson is a ****
Nice.
Forum term
I am troubled by the change to “Forum”. It may well attract readers describing fortunate moments in a supermarket where their arousal to a Swedish au pair dressed in fishing waders led to an interesting experience they wish to share with readers of a broad-minded outlook. Or is that just me?
I was advised that “Forum” was “educational”. How I wish it had been. Frankly, i reckon the letters were written with one-handedly, and were a pack of lies.
It’s in trouble now
Shazza Osbourne has got the ‘rona. If she recovers, she’ll be sending it a present. It shouldn’t open it.
https://planetradio.co.uk/planet-rock/news/rock-news/sharon-osbourne-coronavirus/





