I need a few words spoken by a Canadian accented woman for a recording project I’m doing….anyone know someone? A simple phone recording would do. If you know anyone let me know. It will literally take 30 seconds….Ta!
Time for some Feat
Needed a bit of a lift…my go to solution…the piano from 2.30 is a high point in a whole song of high points, and that voice….
Let’s plot an action movie…
I just watched an action movie, name withheld. It was OK but I realised I could anticipate the entire plot as it rolled out. So let’s plot an action movie – no cliché to be left unturned. The setup:
Hero – American, he (and it is a he) is wronged due to his inability to accept corrupt authority or do the wrong thing
Baddie – foreign, maybe non specific “Asian”, almost certainly with a duplicitous Frenchman
Hero’s girlfriend – lovely, but homely, probably professional e.g. doctor, teacher
Setting – contained space e.g building, office block, shopping mall, café, factory, plus freeways where you can drive really fast at any time of the day (especially rush hour)
Baddie’s objective – downfall of America and / or baddie world domination (let’s face it the two are hardly mutually exclusive)
At the end the lead baddie fights the hero who takes a terrible beating but……
You fill in the gaps. (…through gritted teeth..) no cliché gets left behind…
Over to you.
Garden buildings
I’m thinking about putting a building in the corner of the garden as a home gym. I like exercise and I would use it (as opposed to commercial gyms which I don’t and won’t). The options for the building itself are enormous, from the humble shed with internal insulation and a bit of cladding through to deluxe factory produced designer efforts better suited to Grand Designs. Any experience here of getting a suitable building installed (the contents are irrelevant really – studio, office etc)?
Time for a joke thread
Who lives in the Blue House?…………………………………Mr. Blue
Who lives in the Red House?………………………………….Mr. Red
Who lives in the Yellow House?……………………………….Mr. Yellow
Who lives in the White House?…………………………………Donald Trump?
No! Mr. Orange!
Thanks Twang Jr.
You say you want a revolution – Victoria & Albert Museum
Venue:
Victoria & Albert Museum
Date: 12/02/2017
This exhibition looks at the counter culture from its origins in the 60s through to the late 70s. It links pop music, fashion, protest, the human rights movement, political protest and reaction through the Black Panthers, anti-Vietnam and alternative living through to the rise of Arpanet and the internet (with a facsimile of the first mouse – a little wooden box known then as the “X-Y Co-ordinates plotter”) into one narrative. There’s lots of music, and a “festival space” with fake grass, bean bags and the “Woodstock” film playing on a huge stage behind a faux band setup. As you wander there’s an old school record rack with a load of period albums you can flick through. Lots of video stuff, natch. The soundtrack on headphones is clever – it connects to each individual exhibit, so in the bit on early folk protest you get early Dylan and Woodie Guthrie…later you’re getting James Brown in the black awareness area. There are lots of period things which might not be considered art but are part of the narrative – early 70s “Playboy” sits next to a display about the Oz trial and a » Continue Reading.
Top record shops
I had a tip top trip to my local record shop on Saturday. Picked up a vinly bargain – Danny Korchmar’s solo album, being the album I didn’t know existed till then, for a quid in the sale (mint) plus the chap behind the counter got chatting to Twang Jr about his preferred music (rock!!) and pressed two free singles on him (Deep Purple “Speed King” and Tom Petty “Won’t back down”). Top shop. So share your local top record shops, that they may gain Afterword dosh rather than the Dodgers.
Mods – remove if breaching something but I have no connection with this fine establishment other than as a punter….
http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i449/charlieboy14/20170213_102806_zpsdjknumzq.jpg
Songs with real stuff in them
Recently I’ve become fond of songs with real stuff in them – clips of speeches, film etc. Spirit’s fantastic “Future Games” is the first time I heard this – a whole album interspersed with bit of Star Trek, The Muppets, US radio…and more recently we have Public Service Broadcasting who do it really well too. In fact I did a recording project with a load of clips in too (though modesty prohibits posting one of my own – copies available on request…). This clip is a favourite of Twang Jr who learned the sax part, but what got me is the sensational clip of JFK. Post other examples here…
https://youtu.be/kV8yjMeU2X0
Let’s boogie!
It’s raining, the world is going to hell in a handcart and there’s a feeling we haven’t even got started yet. I am drawn to loud, dumb, thrashy boogie. Join in.
PS I love that you can hear the amps buzzing as the track fades out…
https://youtu.be/uOa79rPtd3o
Singing along with the BVs
Nothing beats bellowing out the backing vocals where they have a proper role to play rather than weedy oooohs and ahhs. This one popped up today….the BVs make it IMHO. Great video too actually – various Heartbreakers, future Robert Plant sideman and Albert Lee doing that chicken’ picking’ thing. And Carleen having the time of her life, as a member of the first family of country music should. Sing along!
What do you bellow along to?
https://youtu.be/6ZMcVuBg9D4
Let’s write a story with song lyrics!
Let’s write a story with song lyrics. I’ll start…
“When your world is full of strange arrangements, and gravity won’t pull you through….
Over to you…
Ben Watt – Making of “Hendra”
I know there are some fellow fans of the Wattster here – a nice little film about the making of “Hendra” just appeared. If you liked the album you’ll enjoy it.
Album best of…
Just for fun, define a best of for your choice of artist by listing your favourite track from each of their albums in release order. Live albums tracks are OK if unique to that album. Best Ofs are not. Singles excluded unless on an album. Mine in comments….
Best superhero film?
After some extensive and ear fatiguing research, Twang Jr and I have agreed the best superhero film is, without doubt, “Captain America – Avengers Civil War”. Close behind is “Avengers Assemble”, with “Ant Man” third. Most disappointing is “Batman vs Superman”. We watched the first half hour of the original Superman/Christopher Reeve (“you’ll believe a man can fly…”) but it was horribly dated and of its time. I have a lot of time for the first few Spidy films, but the Batman ones leave me (almost literally) cold – too dark, wet, not enough action. The Marvel secret is combining action, humour, pace and colour in a complete rush of excitement. All the dark dripping alleys of Gotham City can’t beat it.
Any other contenders?
PS – we were unable to agree on best superhero. My candidate was Thor but TJ vetoed this in the basis that he’s not really a superhero, he’s “just” a God. His choice is Iron Man who is all together too pleased with himself for my liking. So we settled on Cap.
Alternatives to Photobucket?
Picking up on something Johnny C said in another thread, over the last 6 months Photobucket seems to have become all but unusable – endless ads, click bait and pop ups, so I wonder if there is a better alternative? I don’t even mind paying (YES!) if it works, doesn’t run like a dog and doesn’t require 45 minutes to upload a pic and post the link to it. Sometimes PB is OK but more and more it drives me nuts. What do you use?
Facial hair
OK, after being a beardyfaced long haired late period hippy I’ve been clean shaven for decades other than the odd Movember showing. Just had a week away and have returned with a goatee….not sure yet, but I quite like it. I remember someone on here saying once you lose your hair you need to grow something to stop looking like a thumb in a suit. Harsh, but possibly fair. Any other hairy faces out there?
http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i449/charlieboy14/TOE_FAT_US_LPs_zps7nybdkez.jpg
Anyone ever written a play?
I quite like the idea and think I could do decent dialogue, but barring just starting typing I wondered if anyone here has written one? Any tips? I did co write a musical at college but mainly did the music/lyrics with another bloke, bar the odd line.
Smash Hits style end of year survey
OK rounding off the year end festivities let’s do the Afterword year end survey…
1.Best thing in 2016?
2. Worst thing in 2016?
3. Thing that made you laugh?
4. Thing that made you cry?
5. Hopes for the year ahead?
6. Fears for the year ahead?
7. One prediction for 2017?
These will be reviewed at the end of 2017 and prizes awarded.
Year end podcast
Hi all
@DogFacedBoy and I will be hosting an end of year/year ahead podcast on New Year’s Day at 7.00 pm – all welcome – just pop in to say hello, or stay a while. The more the merrier. No particular topic – just shooting the breeze on the year gone, and the one to come. Just post below and I’ll be in touch.
TFFT
Picking up something@vulpes-vulpes posted elsewhere… that’s it for this year. Work finished, glass of grog to hand, fire lit. What a relief. It’s been a grim year but at least it’s now the hols, here at least. The tension hasn’t gone from the shoulders yet but hopefully a few nights now not waking at 4am thinking about work. TFFT.
Exciting news from the AW developers
A great enhancement to the site goes live tonight! A much requested change is that the “New” indictor is based on when you last looked at a thread regardless of the device (as opposed to now, where it is based on the specific device). From tonight, posts will only be flagged as New once, and won’t appear as New again if you move from one device to another. A superb bit of work by Rich especially as we negotiate the numerous (and long) year end threads. Also there’s a new “New” indicator which now in red on the post which itself is presented in a fetching blue box. A huge round of applause is due for the mod/dev team I think.
Great rhythm sections
Of course a band is only as good as its rhythm section. Few are better than Mick Fleetwood and John McVie, here showing how it’s done – note how Mick adds tension in the otherwise pretty simple verse by playing that weird off beat, so when he hits the back beat in the chorus the whole thing takes off. And McVie (J) effortlessly bounces around the beat with long melodic lines before perfectly locking in.
Who are the other great rhythm sections, and why?
RIP AA Gill
2016 continues its grim toll with the passing of AA Gill on Saturday. A marmite figure for sure, but I never read anything he wrote which I didn’t enjoy. His books of travel writing always throw up interesting perspectives and views, showing he was far from a right wing Clarkson lite figure. And his “Sap Rising” – famously reviewed by the Guardian with a “Do not buy this book” (they immediately put the quote on the cover) is a hilarious and quite outrageous romp. I didn’t keep up with his newspaper columns but I’ll dig out the travel book later and re-read his piece on the visit to Dachau. Stunning stuff.
Crimetown
People who enjoyed the “Serial” podcast may like “Crimetown” which I just picked up via the Lefsetz Letter – it takes particular towns and explores the local history of crime. The first series is Providence Rhode Island. Great tales and particularly splendid (and genuine) wise guy accents.
The Afterword #51: Guitarcast
Twang, Bartleby, Attackdog and El Hombre Malo polish their plectrums, clip on their capos and gather in the pod to discuss guitars. No, wait, come back! Inevitably there is some nerdery (it’s four guitarists talking to each other after all) but much humour, wry reflections on ability or otherwise, gig injuries, rubbish instruments endured and favourite players appreciated. As it’s Christmas our pickers have picked a few bonus tracks showing off their, ahem, chops for your pleasure.
http://traffic.libsyn.com/theafterwordpodcast/Guitarcast_master.mp3

