For many years, feedback from my better half has included phrases like’’pull your bloody trousers up” or “they are hanging down to your knees”. ‘Why don’t you wear braces?” She has often added. To be fair judging by the fact that I am constantly pulling my jeans up, no matter how tight my belt, it does suggest an issue.
I’ve fought against the very idea for some time. They look stupid don’t they? and yet here we are. Today I took delivery of a pair of Braces and I’m wearing them now. It took a while to fix and adjust but my trousers are indeed fitting much better and an “I told you so” look is being aimed in my direction. So now it’s jumper weather, I can wear them without detection. Quite how it works in the summer months I do not know.
So has anyone taken the plunge to cover middle aged spread with a set of braces? Any tips for a newbie? (I haven’t quite worked out the toilet arrangements for example.)



