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Songs With a Literary Bent

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Gather around the campfire and tell a tale of Popular Beat Combos who have been inspired by a book to create their own Magnus Opusesesss.

e.g: Led Zeppelin – May Dick Lana Del Rey – Lolita Marillion – Grendel Kate Bush – Wuthering Heights (Ms Bush has a few ) Eurythmics – 1984

The Vinyl Countdown

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I have aboot 300 hundred vinlys and decided (in a state of delirium, dear reader) to order them by year – yes by YEAR I tell you.

It saves having to decide about that first name / last name Mallarky and what to do with the The’s.

It is a triumph and am so pleased I had to share.

Any alternatives?

Romantic Faux Pas

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The section of the Internets is for when you played a record by a “beat combo” in a romantic setting which resulted having the opposite effect with regard to smoochiness.

My terrible, terrible example was when I though some classical music would proffer the desired ambience – my choice for such an occasion was Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture

But NAY – I was unable to compete with the (should have been expected) cannons).

Reader I was SPENT long before their arrival.

Insert shame below.

TV for the Elderly ATM

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This is not aimed at the Afterword Audience (ahem)

I need to get a TV for my Mum who is in a nursing home.

About 27″ (so she can see it)

Please post your recommendations.

A Little Drop of Poison

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Started listening to the album A Little Drop of Poison by Rebekka Bakken (possibly because of the scribes of this here”shakes fist a clouds” parish)

it occurred to me that there are MANY examples of the fairer sex/shes’s that have covered Tom Waits.

Your examples please!

Scarlett Johansson is welcome.

Album Remixes

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Have been grooving’ (ahem) to both Bowies lodger remix (on the A New Career In A New Town set) and the remix of Real Gone album by Tom Waits.

I request other example of remixed albums (but remastered ones will be offered a withering aside).

ATMTV

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Dear Massif.

I haven’t had a TV for many years but need to get purchase one for my mother who is 91, bless her.

I am not sure what to look for these days and would appreciate your suggestions.

Probably no packages involved probably just Freeview- if even that is still around?

Forcibly Flounced From this here Forum For the Future?

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It’s happened again.You may remember my recent post regarding playing A Kind of Blue by Miles Davis ALL THE WAY THROUGH at 45rpm and not noticing.

Well yesterday I played ALL FOUR sides of Reflections by Brian Eno at 33rpm, instead of the recommended 45rpm.

Reader -I enjoyed it -I can tell you.

Perhaps I should be Forcibly Flounced From this here Forum For the Future?

Confession Corner

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Readers.

It seems that I have listened to ‘A Kind of Blue’ by Miles Davis at 45rpm.

It was quite good.

Please offload here (as it were).

Secure The Perimeter

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Mel Brooks likes to watch movies that have the “Secure The Perimeter” dialogue in them and it occurred to me that there are more than a few such cliches.

Frinstance.

1. “Suit Up” 2. “Protect the asset” 3. “It’s above our Pay Grade.”

Today, if you choose to accept this mission, I would like your suggestions.

This message will , etc, blah.

Portable Battery Powered Speaker ATM

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Doing a canal barge trip between Glasgow and Edinburgh and was wanting to BLAST OUT heavy metal along the way to disturb the locals and Muckle Coos.

Not really- smooth jazz of course.

There isn’t a lot of space and virtually no power so I need something that is easy to carry, is waterproof, battery powered and can be heard outside and hoped that some of the ladies and gentlemen on here might be able to help.

Thank you and Good Morning