I watched yesterday’s London Marathon coverage in the hope of seeing my pal on the telly. In vain, as it turned out, as he wasn’t in fancy dress and he doesn’t have large breasts (there’s a reason why TV camera operators are called ‘cameramen’).
Anyhow, there were a couple of commentary classics. “Ben Evans has broken the world record for a marathon in a dinosaur costume. I wonder what he was dressed as?”
“Twenty six point two miles. That most classic of distances”. Which made me think…
What other classic distances can you think of? Paging KFD!
Here’s one to be going on with (if this works).