Incredible. All it took was a Minister to go on TV and tell people it’s only a couple of forecourts that have been temporarily closed, no need to panic buy petrol, and 30 minutes later there’s fighting in the UK streets. I think everyone actually realises there’s no shortage, just a distribution issue, which won’t be an issue if everyone just carries on as normal and doesn’t OI BACK OF THE QUEUE YOU TOSSER! Sorry, as long as everyone doesn’t go all zombie apocalypse and spend all afternoon in a queue revving their engine a foot behind the car in front.
Fill the bunker with Andrex and hunker down, lads!