Looks like the world’s about to end. I suddenly find my deep faith in atheism is shaken. Can anyone recommend a religion in need of converts, ideally one with a speedy absolution process and access to an afterlife which doesn’t require too much awed worship? No mansion of glory neccessary, no seat at the right hand of God, no handmaidens, I’m not that fussed about all that to be honest, but not coming back here as an ant either. A cockroach, maybe. Ideally somewhere that accepts pets and children please.
Nothing that requires trips to Mecca or Lourdes or getting doused in rivers, we don’t have time for that. Some light prayer requirement and generally being nice to people, not murdering or making false icons, that sort of thing.
Asking on behalf of a world.