Completely nicking Mark Kermode’s idea here, how many actually good ones can we come up with? I’ll start with one of my favourites. Matt Berry’s eclectic collection of releases float my boat. Hear this ferinstance.
The Panoptigon Society?
The philosopher Jeremy Bentham suggested that if people were held in an institution, he called a panoptigon, where all their actions were observable then recidivist behaviour would be suppressed.
There are three big stories in the media at the moment. For the sake of the mods I wont go into one, but see today’s Daily Mail front page to know what I am talking about. The second is the Panama Papers, in my view a genuinely good piece of investigative journalism, that has already led to a few changes. In both cases, thanks to the Web and social media, suppressed information is slowly bleeding out.
The third is the murder case in Hartlepool. As revealed by the BBC here, thanks to a “Twitter lynch mob”, the judge scrapped the original court case and feared that the accused would not receive a fair retrial unless all MSM references to the case were retracted. Obviously the MSM saw this as censorship and successfully appealed so that the trial could be reported but with all webpage comment facilities switched off.
Now that the girls have been found guilty, the judge has decided they should remain anonymous. In the days of » Continue Reading.
The Archers (possible spoilers)
In the comments
Panama Papers
Wow, it sounds like this story is going to be in the news for weeks. Apart from the usual corrupt suspects, it seems the Iceland Prime Minister has resigned due undeclared banking investments. It looks like several UK politicians are on their lists too.
Has anyone read the new free NME?
Just picked one up from my local Morrisons because Alex Turner was on the cover.
Jeez has the former flagship for music journalism come to this? It is completely anodyne PR copy, no different to the “magazine” that used to be given away in HMV.
I ask you in all seriousness: where has all the proper, informed music writing gone to nowadays?
Songs you inexplicably like
Everything about it screams a song I should hate: slick good looking boys, tinny 80s overproduction, crap video, even. And yet I love it. I think maybe it is the guy’s voice and the fact that they are called Halo Jones that wins me over.
Anyone else got songs they love and are at a loss to explain why?
For obvious reasons I have a question
F U NE X?
Johan Cruyff RIP
Best European footballer in our lives?
Charile Kaufman Kermode/Mayo – When Interviews go wrong
I do love a squim-in-the-seat interviews.
I just caught up with last week’s Mayo-Kermode Radio 5 podcast this morning. They were interviewing Charlie Kaufman, the left field auteur beloved by arty critics. Surely the man who wrote films like Being John Malkovich and The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind would be right up their street? Wrong.
Listening in, my immediate instinct was to side with the always sunny Brits. But thinking about it , the initial Inside Out comments by Mayo are pretty crass. After being whopped at all the awards, Kaufman and Johnson’s spiky comments are at least an honest human response. Ditto Kaufman’s comments on crowd funding. Or is he just a pompous pretentious arse? Judging by comments later in the podcast, Mayo thought so. Actually even if he is, does it matter?
I don’t know why I am posting this really, other than it is interesting and – as illustrated by Kaufman’s fascinating comments on the structure of The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind – people don’t have to get on for an interview to be successful.
Carole King is a genius
Inter alia, she is playing the whole of Tapestry at her July gig in Hyde Park. I know the Afterword cognoscenti will recognized how brilliant and unrecognised she is. How about suggesting a favourite song she wrote/co-wrote for other people?
As a very young kid in the late-sixties this song was one of my first ear-worms.
By the way, does anyone else know: did Carole, Mike Nesmith, or a session muso come up with that iconic riff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUzs5dlLrm0
Frey, the new detergent for men
Wow, stand back ladies of the parish, this new detergent for men (no really), so makes me want to do the laundry now.
But the name is a bit crap innint? Why honour the recently deceased Eagles front man? They could have at least chosen Dylan; although, thinking about it, that would smell of old special roll-ups and sweaty beds.
In fact, I am sure if we brainstorm we could come up with a better name and concept for the Afterword Man washing liquid. What you think?
http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd449/jimathomas/Frey.jpg http://www.freyformen.com/
Don’t they make a handsome couple?
The newly married. Mr and Mrs Murdoch.
Him: “Who says money can’t buy you everything?”
Her: “That’s EXACTLY what I wanted to hear.”
At least that’s what I thought I heard them saying as I threw my rice.
http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd449/jimathomas/Mr%20amp%20Mrs%20Murdoch-1.jpg
I am in my 50s and occasionally I wear red trousers
I am wearing them now. And what’s wrong with that?
Damian Dempsey
Venue:
O2 Arena Sheffield
Date: 27/02/2016
When I got the tickets and saw the venue I did think DD – or his promoter – was being ambitious. The O2 holds several thousand at capacity.
Me and my mate turned up at 9.00 pm and thought the gig was off, then we noticed the A4 sign: “Damian Dempsey this way” it said, pointing to the little bar on the side of the building.
The band had been on for 30 minutes and was playing to an audience that optimistically could be be numbered at around a 100. My first instinct was: he’s come on early and wants to get this over and done with sharpish. How wrong I was. In fact it turned into one of the most memorable gigs experiences I have had for some time.
Yes, the audience was small, but they were adoring. The band rifled through their back catalogue thoroughly , yet the crowd knew every word to every song. A number of times, Damian got us on backing vocals or singing the chorus and fade outs ourselves, while he did his usual plosive boxer’s breathing exercises. After 2 hours he was still doing » Continue Reading.
Pastiche songs?
You know, songs from one era that pretends to be from another.
This excellent example, from Blade Runner, is a bit PoMo; it’s from a film set in the future but sounds like a 1930s ballad. I just found out that apparently the lyrics are by Peter Skellern, a name I haven’t heard for years. Any other good examples?
Real places with distinctive names
If I take a more scenic route from Sheffield to Manchester airport I pass through a Cheshire village called Pott Shrigley – surely Royston Vasey must be up the road? Today, I flew over a place in western India I had previously visited: The Great Rann of Kutch, obviously named after a rival wizard to Oz. And, I grew up in Cardiff close to an area called Splot – isn’t that a lyrical moniker?
Striking names for real places. Anymore?
The Bone Clocks
Author:David Mitchell
Actually, if you have read any previous David Mitchell books – no not that one the other one – you’ll know what to expect. This one is close to Ghostwritten and very close to Cloud Atlas in its structure and themes. Over more than 600 pages, we follow the key incidents in the live of Holly Sykes, from a life changing couple of days as a 15 year old, in the 1980s, to the her old age in the 2040s. The plot – which is very Russell T Davies-era Dr Who in places – takes in all of Mitchell’s previous obsessions: the possibility of immortality and its moral consequences, Japanese, Chinese, and indigenous cultures, the bitchiness of literary life, and the likely collapse of technologically-based civilization.
Although the final section is unusually bleak, he isn’t really breaking any new ground and the criticism that he is really writing a series of loosely interconnected short stories still holds true. In fact, a number of loose threads and plot holes suggest this particular story hasn’t ended. In fact, he has already fleshed out a Twitter based novel into a novella based on the same Universe.
That said, I am » Continue Reading.
Sex, Women, and Islam
Although I am a self-confessed leftist social libertarian, I agree with just about all of this very good polemic – written by a Algerian journalist – in the New York Times that discusses the corrosive attitude to sex found around the Middle East.
As a comment below the article says these viewpoints -which are not entirely restricted to Islam – are evidence of religion as organised ignorance.
Edgar Mitchell
With so many high profile deaths, the passing of the sixth man on the Moon has pretty much happened under the radar. We are now down to 7 people who have walked on another world. Not long before all extraterrestrial Terrans will be gone. When I was a kid I thought we would be on Mars by now.
Coincidentally, my last post was on UFOs. Mitchell was a Believer and accused NASA and the rest of Military-Industrial Complex of covering up evidence for the existence of Visitors
UFOs
Anyone seen a UFO? Or at least got a FOAF story?
A long while ago I worked with a very sober RE teacher who assured me that in the 1970s he saw one hovering over Stonehenge giving out a bright orange light that dazzled his eyes as he drove passed. He reported it to the police. Next day, he assured me, he woke up with sunburn all over his face and received a visit from the Men in Black, who said they worked for the MoD – although he felt they didn’t. They asked him if he had any missing time, when he said no, they left and were never seen again.
Actually, this is Just as an excuse to post this lovely bit of pop psychedelia by Jim Sullivan – whose mysterious disappearance was due to an (alleged) alien abducted.
Anyone got any of these in their collection?
Warning: some of these are creepy. Since seeing it for the first time, the cover of The Miracle at My House has giving me nightmares.
The Feline Al Pacino
Scarface: the cat’s story.
Just come downstairs to find one of my cats dazed and confused, literally rolling around in what appeared to be two ounces of cheeba, occasionally stopping to lick it off the floor with an ecstatic purr. Turns out he had found a box of catnip on the top shelf in our pantry, knocked it off the shelf, ripped open the cardboard box and plastic packaging, and then lost it completely.
He is sleeping it off now, legs akimbo and belly in the air. Wonder if I should intervene and send him to counseling.
Anyone else got pets that have got up to gangsta-style mischief?
Lightbulb Jokes
Apart from “Knock, Knock” this must be the most popular set up for a joke. Heard one last week that is suitably Afterword :
Q: How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,2….1,2…..1,2
Got any more?
Tribute: Bowie Covers
Genuinely one of my favorite albums is Seu Jorge’s LP of Bowie covers. Anyone got any other suggestions?
Harrison Ford or Jeff Bridges?
Jeff for me.I reckon he is is the AW guy.


