A full orchestra of multiple Yammy DX7s multiply plinking dee-ex-sevenily.
A whackjob snaredrum that makes you wince on every backbeat.
Faux bakerstreety alto sax break in the middle because the verses and choruses have got a bit boring.
Extreme chest exposure
Big trousers hoisted up to navel level
Pale pink and powder blue colourways
Pointless set design featuring weirdass geometric black and white shapes
Lame-o jerky animation inserts whenever Rod’s lame-o jerky dancing begins to pall
It’s got the lot! Can you do better, reader?