Sorry to bore non-players –
Anybody fancy being Scorer for the August comp?
I’m moving around next month so not me I’m afraid…
August Wordle
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Bumpity bumpity …
Yes I’ll do it …. Might bring me some luck
Good man
Thanks Clive.
Not certain I’ll join, as for the first 10 holes I will be on the festival campsite at Sidmouth and the nineteenth hole, most appropriately, will be the beer tent at Shrewsbury.
Wimp! If, for example, Mike can keep score whilst circumnavigating the globe, the least you can do is wake up with a hangover, notch a double-bogey on Wordle, send it in to Clive before sticking a finger in your ear and singing about deflowered virgins and sailors lost at sea …..
But it’s the timezone. (In fact, you have just reminded me to dig out my ‘Party like it’s 1651’ T-shirt. Yes, I do have one.)
The next Wordle Golf tournament clashes with the Olympics but I’m sure both events can co-exist quite happily. Although I was practicing my swing early this morning in the garden and I heard a buzzing noise. I couldn’t see where it was coming from so given recent events at the Olympics, I decided it could only be one thing. A drone from a competitor! Being used to video my session! I surprised my wife when I stormed back into the bedroom to ask if she could hear it too.
And of course, you know what happened don’t you? The very moment I enter the room, the buzzing noise stopped! Ain’t that always the way? She told me I was paranoid and it definitely wasn’t a drone. I asked how she can she can be so sure and she told me to just drop it.
Next time you are “practicing your swing” in the garden, put some clothes on!! Those drone pictures are everywhere…
I could respond with a filthy innuendo about wood or my club but this is a family website.
Think you’ve confused “family” with “OAP”….