Please, Sir. I don’t like to snitch, but Twang’s made us go all italic, Sir.
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Please, Sir. I don’t like to snitch, but Twang’s made us go all italic, Sir.
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Grasser.
You’re obviously not as au fait with gangster slang of the criminal underbelly as I am Twang. The term you’re looking for is “grassist”. A grasser is someone like Bob Marley, for example.
Goodness no. If you are down with the kids it’s “tell-tale-tit”.
Prego!
I think you’ll find a grasser is one who reveals information to the authorities confidentially and Steve, being quite upfront here, is, in fact a grassant..
Are you saying he’s overweight?
I’m heavily implying it..
Dobber was the term we used.
Yes dobber or “he dobbed me in”.
As in: “Lee Scratch Perry was a talented dobber (while his mate King Tubby was a bit of a lazy grassant).”
Grass is SO last decade….
It’s “Snitches get Stiches”
As in they understand crochet? I’m wondering if he could do me a nice doily for the kitchen table?
So it’s witness protection for @fentonsteve now?
The poor chap’s been told he’s a fat tit of a dub reggae artiste who smokes too many herbs when he should be knitting. All because of his aversion to italics. Typical Afterword response.
Sorted, but we’d appreciate less tag-ist comments in future
Thanks.
Ask Twang and he’ll pass on my dinner money.
I think the Chinese burn mark will go down in a few days.
There’s a deadleg in the lunch queue with your name on it.
Funny thing, though. I’d never seen one of those brown goldfish before. They don’t swim much, do they?
reminds me of a joke:
There’s two men fishing in a very forlorn way on the bank of a filthy canal. Shopping trolleys, rubbish and effluent everywhere.
Presently, a human turd floats by – which is not particularly unusual. But then it starts to talk :
“Hey! You two! Jump on in! The water’s beautiful and so refreshing!”
Man 1 starts to disrobe, clearly intending to dive in.
Man 2 says – “Don’t tell me you actually believe this shit!?”