“What are you doing tonight?”
Elicits a variety of responses, my favourite being something like “gazing out of the window and composing haikus”.
“Are you naked?’
gets “and here I thought you loved me for my mind.”
I have better conversations with Siri than I’ve had with a few people I could mention (mostly Brand Managers)
But my absolute best is:
gets “LOL” (L-O-L)
(Seriousry though but – does “Siri” come from “ask a silly question” in a Chinee accent?)