The fairwayβs are all looking lush, the batteries on the Golf carts have all been fully charged, which just leaves me to say..good luck everybody and stay out of the rough.
We commence with game # 1382
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Given the favoured starter letters in the solution, I fear a par is actually a double bogey ..
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Definitely better back 9 than front 9 but damage done
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Here we go.
Another birdie for me.
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-1. -8.
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Bet you’re bored, aren’t you?
Of life yes but not of Wordle.
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Nice
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Nearly forgot to do it today
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Scorecard after #1395
Leedsboy 48 -8
BadArtDog 49 -7
Clive 50 -6
Chiz 52 -4
Steve Walsh 52 -4
Jim 53 -3
Lodestone Of Wrongness 53 -3
Plumb1909 54 -2
Max the Dog 55 -1
Yorkio 55 -1
MikeTheP 57 +1
Carl 58 +2
Black Celebration 59 +3
Paul Hewston 59 +3
TheCheshireCat 59 +3
Junior Wells 60 +4
Bamber 61 +5
Fortuneight 62 +6
Steve T 62 +6
Can anybody catch the mighty Leeds?
Itβs like the seventies all over again..
Possibly not. He’s not as hateful as the ’70s Leeds.
Spoken like a true Lancastrian, for good reason.
Much that I love Revieβs Leeds, I identify more with Bielsaβs version.
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Hmmmmβ¦.
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Uncanny.
Same starter methinks
I had the whitebait. Iβm not just splitting the bill if you had the prawn cocktail again.
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Parrr! Jim lad!
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Apart from the Radio 4 starter, that was fun
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A smart two to Spoonie.
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No idea why this wasnβt happening on the front 9 – another birdie
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Too little too late.
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Woo-hoo
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When you find you’re Rose to Carl’s McIlroy
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-1. -9.
Took a while again.
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I bet you’re the kind of guy who likes parking apps. Next you’ll be asking what ink we like in our, for me, imaginary fountain pens ….
I bloody love parking apps. Not like the grumpy old suspicious of technology farts that hang around here. I am an outlier.
I’ve never even seen one. I feel I’m missing out now. Do they have other fun uses apart from parking space info?
France and Italy stand united against parking apps although to be honest, cos we’re civilised, around here 95% of parking is free.
I have a vague recollection I had to download a parking app to park in the beautiful walled city of Lucca. Well, outside of the beautiful walled city to be specific.
Just been sent a QR code for our hotel stay in Birmingham. Scan the QR, receive the key, go to room or engage in conversation with the receptionist. I know which I’ll do.
Blue badge user, the only trouble I’ve had was at Northampton Station as it had ANPR and you had to register on some app or something. No smart phone, in fact no phone. Luckily my brother in law dealt with it when we picked him up. I then had a year’s free parking in which of course I didn’t need again.
At the local station you get 72 hours free parking with a blue badge unfortunately we were going to be 75 hours, I rang the local authority parking department and explained the problem and they allowed me to park longer. It was one of their traffic wardens that I’d taught many years ago who told me to get a blue badge, for which I’ve very grateful though I’d prefer not to have the problem that necessitates it.
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Wasnβt expecting that to go down quite so easily.
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I like parking apps except when youβre some place thereβs no signal. Iβm looking at you Hastings Rock a Noor.
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As the last player leaves #1396 the score card is as follows..
Leedsboy. 51 -9
BadArtDog. 52 -8
Clive 53 -7
Chiz. 55. -5
Jim. 57. -3
Steve Walsh. 57 -3
Lodestone Of Wrongness. 58. -2
Max The Dog 58. -2
Plumb1909 58. -2
Yorkio. 58. -2
Carl. 60. Par
MikeTheP 60 Par
TheCheshireCat. 61. +1
Paul Hewston. 62. +2
Black Celebration 63. +3
Junior Wells. 63. +3
Bamber. 65. +5
Fortuneight. 65. +5
Steve T. 65. +5
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I have nothing to say about parking apps, except however shonky they are theyβre better than having to find coins.
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Pretty typical of my whole round.
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I hadn’t realised how bad I was doing. Battling to avoid the dreaded Spoon!
Packing for trip.
Rushed
Just desserts
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Three in a row
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Have a great trip, JW. Make sure you anxiously check time zones throughout the flight so you donβt miss a round. Itβs the rule.
Nearly squiggled an eagle
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Are you getting nervous Leedsboy? Gap closed to just 9 strokes.
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Well played.
Par. -9.
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Really should have got the birdie there.
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Unbelievable.
Tantalisingly frustrating
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*So* close.
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This is getting like the Rose v Mcllory final holes. With added Clive.
Apparently, I’m Ludvig Aaberg.
I think badartdog is Rory in this one.
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#1397 results are in, and the board looks like this..
BadArtDog. 55 -9
Leedsboy 55. -9
Clive. 57. -7
Chiz. 59. -5
Steve Walsh. 60. -4
Lodestone Of Wrongness 61. -3
Plumb1909. 61. -3
Yorkio. 61. -3
Jim. 62. -2
Max The Dog. 63. -1
MikeTheP 63. -1
Carl. 64. Par
Paul Hewston. 64. Par
TheCheshireCat 65 +1
Black Celebration. 67. +3
Bamber. 68. +4
Junior Wells. 68. +4
Steve T. 68. +4
Fortuneight. 69. +5
The clubhouse is almost in sight, itβs neck and neck between Leedsboy & BadArtDog, who will wear the Afterword blazer and what happens if itβs a tie?
We move on to #1398 the penultimate hole β³οΈ
Par to finish on par.
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A par but will it be too little as relegation and the inevitable sack looms. The fans have turned. He’s lost the dressing room…etc.
Display space for the spoon cleaned and ready
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Not a spoonable performance but not far off it
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Just a par today
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I was looking over Steve T’s shoulder
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Birdie for me. Where was this form on the front 9?
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That was looking dicey, but turns out there should be no additions to my cutlery tray.
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A very fourey sort of day
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+1. -8.
A very progressive day.
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Rory puts it in the bunker! Why does he do this to us??
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FFS!
I’m not sure today’s word should be allowed
This is not the day for our starter word.
Holy Moly! Bad luck.
I confused by some people who think it’s all over. One hole still to play, no? (which means I still have a chance…oh, maybe not)
Bah!
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Down to the wire
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Spoonie likes it here
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Would have been a par if I hadn’t over thought it.
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There have been reports of a player being arrested on the course carrying a rifle. Seems the guy likes fountain pens. Anybody seen Bart The Dog?
Not yet, waiting for his score for #1398
Itβs pretty close at the front..
Heβs eagled it and just wants to do a mic drop
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Was just about to tee off for the final hole when the Stewards accosted me. Itβs 2 am by me but Iβm now in Bangkok and itβs 11 pm yesterday. Iβll be in the air to Istanbul when it kicks over to the 18th here but then it will go back to yesterday again.
So heaven knows when I will be teeing off at this rate. Not that the rankings will be hanging on my score.
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Sorry Iβm late – been up north
Grim?
…. London?
Ilkley. Lovely but a bit parky.
Did you try the lido?
I fear Iβve lived too long in tβsouth for such frivolities, hubes.
Only been once, it was a scorching hot day, still bloody cold.
Thatβs what happens when you go bart at.
Point of order it’s baht.
Ok, the scores are all in for #1398 so the scorecard looks as followsβ¦
BadArtDog. 59. -9
Clive. 60. -8
Leedsboy. 60. -8
Chiz. 63. -5
Lodestone Of Wrongness. 65. -3
Plumb1909. 65. -3
Yorkio. 65. -3
Jim. 66. -2
MikeTheP. 67. -1
Paul Hewston 67. -1
Steve Walsh. 67. -1
Max the Dog. 68. Par
Carl. 69. +1
TheCheshireCat. 69. +1
Bamber. 72. +4
Steve T. 72. +4
Black Celebration 73. +5
Fortuneight. 73. +5
Junior Wells. 73. +5
Last hole tomorrow, can BadArtDog hold the lead, plus who will get the spoon π₯ or will it be shared?
Iβm getting some advice from the spirit world for tomorrows starter β¦. Now, im getting the word β¦
Annoying way to finish.
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Leader in the club house?
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I donβt believe it!!!! Scenes! Limbs!
Old Trafford has nothing on this!!!!
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Thanks for the game guys
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Too little too late
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Finished with a flourish after a dreadful round. So like real life rounds of golf I played. Avoided the spoon!
I had the answer on line 4 but tapped the easy putt six feet past. DOH….
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Junes needs a birdie to force a three-way tiebreak.
Got better as I went on, but mid-leaderboard obscurity yet again.
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Which brings me safely back to par. Well, what a waste of time that has been.
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A strong finish to secure fourth, or second if you discount the psychics.
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Dullness prevails
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-1. -9.
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Lots of changes to the scoreboard on the final hole.
If it’s a tie will there be a playoff?
A par to finish – how exciting
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BIRDIE BC?
Sorry I thought you meant bogey.
And all I could think was that it was Retro used to describe Desolation Row. It was Retro wasnβt it.
If Spoonie is gonna be Chez Wells I will forward my travel itinerary or the code for the lockbox with the house keys and he can let himself in. He knows where the fridge is and how the stereo works.
Thank God for that. See ya Spoonie.
Just waiting for Junior Wells to post his result from wherever he is at the moment, then we can get some results out there π
Oh sorry. Jet-lagged , slept in a bed on Wednesday I think. Forgot to attach results.
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What’s that metallic tapping on the door?
A thought crossed my mind, while I was doing the washing up, appropriately enough; it’s not meant to be metallic, is it?
I started a response to correct you on that because Spoonie is obviously wooden – but then I thought, what am I doing with my life?
Well thatβs it, April Wordle is completed.
Here is the final score card..
BadArtDog 62. -10
Leedsboy. 63. -9
Clive. 64. -8
Chiz. 66. -6
Plumb1909. 68. -4
Jim. 69. -3
Lodestone Of Wrongness. 70. -2
Steve Walsh. 70. -2
Yorkio. 70. -2
Max the Dog. 71. -1
Paul Hewston. 71. -1
TheCheshireCat. 72. Par
MikeTheP 72. Par
Carl. 73. +1
Bamber. 74. +2
Black Celebration. 76. +4
Fortuneight. 76. +4
Steve T. 76. +4
Junior Wells. 77. +5
Congratulations to BadArtDog, Leedsboy & Clive, who are on the podium for this month, and commiserations to Junior Wells , who receives the much coveted spoon.
Well done to all 19 participants, it was great fun watching all the drama unfold every day.
Ta ta ..see you in May
Well played BAD. Lovely to see Spoonie having an Aussie break again.
And super officiating Plumb.
Cheers – well played, very close one! Now we just need promotion on Monday. Maybe.
Cheers – well played, very close one! Now we just need promotion on Monday. Maybe.
Many thanks Plumb – much appreciated.
On for the wooden spoon at the turn but Junior decided to be even more inept than me.
Watch out for May.
Nice work plumb – thank you.
Well done everyone. There are no losers in this game!
Until next month…
Well done BAD and Jnr. Lovely competition Plum, very enjoyable.
Thanks plunb. Diligent work.
So a technicality. Must I be in residence to host Spoonie or, as I suggested, can I just give him access ?
Crikey, pass
Can we ask the audience?
When you check-in for the return flight home there’ll be a small but rather touching ceremony
A touching ceremony sounds a bit dubious.
We need a volunteer to man the teleprinter for May?
Hopefully I can do June but I’m Travellin’ Man in May …
Next month when I am sufficiently grounded is October.
I should really take a turn at hosting, so unless anyone else wants the responsibility, put me down for it. Apologies in advance for any fuck-ups
Handing over the baton to you now, Max.
Iβm sure you will do a grand job..
And by the way, excellent competition, expertly marshalled