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April Wordle 25.fore

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The fairway’s are all looking lush, the batteries on the Golf carts have all been fully charged, which just leaves me to say..good luck everybody and stay out of the rough.
We commence with game # 1382

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  8. Wordle 1,382 6/6*

    ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟦
    ⬛⬛⬛🟧⬛
    ⬛⬛🟦🟧⬛
    ⬛🟧⬛🟧🟧
    ⬛🟧⬛🟧🟧
    🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

    Phew two days in a row. Almost out of bounds on hole 1. I’ll take heart from an actual golf competition where I was out of bounds on the first hole and went on to win it. Concentrated the mind!

  11. Tricky first hole after a couple of consecutive
    birdies in practice:

    Wordle 1,382 5/6

    ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
    🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜
    ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜
    ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  20. Wordle 1,382 4/6*

    ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

    Straight into the bunker but managed to hack my way out in the end.

  24. Sorry. That took a while – tricky hole and the fact I had to drive to Bristol today.

    Par. Par.

    Wordle 1,382 4/6*

    ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟦
    🟦⬛⬛🟧⬛
    ⬛⬛🟦🟧⬛
    🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

  26. Indeed
    3 over after 2 holes.
    Spoonie must be tiring of that Britpop at BCs gaff anyway.

    Wordle 1,383 5/6*

    ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
    ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩
    🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  40. Wordle 1,383 5/6*

    ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛
    ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟩
    🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

    When it comes to the 50/50 chance, I will always opt for the wrong one…

    +1 / +1

  45. Wordle 1,384 4/6*

    🟦🟦⬛🟦🟦
    🟧⬛🟧🟧🟧
    🟧⬛🟧🟧🟧
    🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

    Frustrating but it could obviously have been worse.

  48. Up and down like a yo-yo.
    Plus one, plus one

    Wordle 1,384 5/6

    ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨
    🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
    ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩
    🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  49. FFFFS. +3 after 3. Clearing the spoonie display case.

    Wordle 1,384 6/6*

    ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨
    🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
    🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜
    🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
    🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  58. Wordle 1,384 5/6*

    ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨
    🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
    🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
    🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

    When it comes to a 20/80 chance, I will always pick the wrong three options first.

    +1 / +2

  60. I’m just popping outside. I might be some time.

    Wordle 1,385 X/6*

    ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
    ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

  63. Jeez I’ve been fucked over so far. Where are we playing – Mar a lago ?

    Wordle 1,385 5/6*

    ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
    ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜
    ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  64. Bollocks. Not happy.
    Could have been 3 options for a park – first two were wrong.

    Wordle 1,385 X/6

    ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
    ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
    ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

  65. Ever seen someone under pressure collapse? A 200 day streak goes with a faint whimper
    Wordle 1,385 X/6*

    ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜
    ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜
    ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩

  75. Wordle 1,385 5/6*

    ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩
    🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩
    ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
    ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

    +1 / +3

    There’s been a run of ‘those’lately, hasn’t there? Hard luck to those who crashed and burned today…

  79. Wordle 1,386 5/6*

    ⬛🟦⬛⬛⬛
    ⬛🟧⬛🟦⬛
    ⬛🟧🟧⬛⬛
    🟦🟧🟧⬛🟧
    🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

    Tougher course this month. 1 over now.

  89. It’s fair to say I’m not having much fun on this round. Spoony a real possibility.

    Wordle 1,386 6/6*

    ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
    ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
    ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩
    ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩
    ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  90. Wordle 1,386 4/6*

    ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
    ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
    ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

    The ball was in deep rough, hundreds of yards from the hole. After a couple of hacks with a wedge had only buried it deeper, I took out a long iron and lashed it into the hole.

    I need a lie down.

  93. Been a busy day. Forgot to lodge my card.
    Birdie. I’ll say that again. BIRDIE.
    Stupid word mind you.

    Wordle 1,386 3/6*

    ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
    ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  116. …. dirty-blonde hair
    I wouldn’t be ashamed to be seen with you anywhere.
    You got something I want plenty of
    Ooh, a little touch of your love.

    Par

    Wordle 1,388 4/6*

    ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
    ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
    🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

    • Tricky little bastard.

      Wordle 1,388 6/6

      ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
      ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩
      ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
      ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
      ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
      🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  125. Wordle 1,388 6/6

    ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨
    ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
    🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜
    ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
    ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    Phew indeed.

  128. Wordle 1,388 6/6*

    Is there a new groundsman or something? This is just one disaster after another!

    ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
    ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛
    ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨
    ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
    ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  137. Bad choice changing my usual starter…

    Wordle 1,389 6/6*

    🟦🟦⬛⬛🟧
    🟧⬛🟧⬛🟧
    🟧⬛🟧⬛🟧
    🟧⬛🟧⬛🟧
    🟧⬛🟧🟧🟧
    🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

    Takes me to 2 over.

  140. I feel highly embarrassed. Radio 4 for once gives me a sensible starter (one letter away from Leedsboy & Co). 1.5 seconds later and it’s all over. I need to wash my hands.

    Wordle 1,389 2/6*

    🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  142. More flying by the seat of my pants.. Wooden spoon beckons:

    Wordle 1,389 6/6

    ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
    🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
    ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨
    🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
    🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  165. Jeez I went the long way round on that one

    Wordle 1,390 5/6

    ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩
    ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩
    🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩
    ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  171. We are half way round, so results so far are as follows…
    BadArtDog 29 -7
    Clive. 31. -5
    Leedsboy. 33. -3
    Chiz. 34. -2
    Lodestone Of Wrongness. 35. -1
    Jim. 36. Par
    Black Celebration. 37. +1
    Max The Dog.
    Plumb1909.
    Steve Walsh
    Bamber. 38. +2
    Yorkio
    Mikethep. 39. +3
    The Cheshire Cat. 40. +4
    Carl
    Paul Hewston
    Junior Wells. 41. +5
    Fortuneight. 44. +8
    Steve T

    Still a way to go, and as you see, it’s very tightly bunched in the middle section.
    If anyone thinks their scores are incorrect, just holler and I’ll check my score card.
    Good luck and let’s hope this fine weather continues…

  173. Wordle 1,391 6/6*

    🟦⬛⬛⬛⬛
    ⬛⬛🟦🟦🟦
    🟦🟦🟦⬛⬛
    ⬛🟧⬛🟦🟦
    🟦🟧🟧⬛🟧
    🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

    Harumph! as my Beano-reading 6 year old would say.

    • I have high hopes for back 9 but there again I might be deluded. At least the rot seems to have stopped

      Wordle 1,391 4/6

      ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
      ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
      🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨
      🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  178. A tad more thought early on might have helped.
    I’m thinking bottom 3 is my natural domain.

    Wordle 1,391 4/6*

    ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
    ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
    🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  190. Still ruddy close.
    The front runners after ten holes..
    BadARTdog -6
    Clive -5
    Leedsboy -4
    Chiz -3
    Lodestone Of Wrongness -1
    Jim Par
    The rest of us are just enjoying the sunshine ☀️

  191. This is how you do it. Eliminate more than half the alphabet before you get a sniff of a green, and then get five at once. I am a Wordle master.
    Wordle 1,392 5/6*

    ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
    ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
    ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
    ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  210. Wordle 1,393 6/6*

    🟦⬛⬛🟧🟧
    ⬛⬛🟧🟧🟧
    ⬛⬛🟧🟧🟧
    ⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧
    ⬛🟧🟧🟧🟧
    🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

    Every picture tells a story. My fourth guess was the most appropriate.

  216. Could have been worse. Actually no it couldn’t, as that was my start word

    Wordle 1,393 5/6

    ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
    ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
    ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  228. Sorry, forgot to post yesterday

    Archive April 12, 2025
    Wordle 1,393 3/6*

    ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩
    🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

    Wordle 1,394 4/6*

    ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
    ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
    🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  239. I came to post 1,394 and saw I hadn’t hit Post Comment yesterday.

    Pleased to post another birdie today

    Wordle 1,394 3/6

    ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩
    ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

    Can this McIlroy-like renaissance continue?

    • It did. I’m a ‘wham bam thank you Mam’ kind of guy when it comes to Wordle. I don’t hang around usually, but that final line took a while. Then, it was all so bleeding obvious.

      Wordle 1,394 4/6*

      ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
      ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜
      🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜
      🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  245. Sunday Night Scorecard Catch Up
    13 holes in, the numbers are as follows…
    Leedsboy 45 -7
    BadArtDog. 46. -6
    Clive
    Chiz. 49. -3
    Lodestone Of Wrongness
    Jim. 50. -2
    Steve Walsh
    Plumb1909. 51. -1
    Max the Dog. 52. PAR
    MikeTheP. 53. +1
    Yorkio
    Carl. 54. +2
    Black Celebration. 55. +3
    Paul Hewston 56. +4
    TheCheshireCat.
    Bamber. 58. +6
    Junior Wells
    Steve T. 59. +7
    Fortuneight. 60. +8

    As usual any mistakes, just thump your Caddie.

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