Looks like it’s a toss-up between Theresa May and Andrea Leadsom to become leader of the Conservative Party and, by default, PM. It’ll be the second female Tory leader versus zero from Labour.
I just saw Ms May interviewed on TV and have to say, even for a Tory, she seems insufferably, painfully posh, with very little of the common touch. That premature dowager’s hump doesn’t help much, either. By comparison Leadsom appears to be a little more in touch with reality, but with May she doesn’t have much to beat.
And yet Theresa appears to be a shoo-in.
Inevitably both are being compared to the sainted Maggie, a compliment to some, the kiss of death to others.
Thoughts?
http://i.imgur.com/s4BYaLG.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36737426
Johnny Concheroo says
Now read on….
Bingo Little says
It’s a pretty grim set of events that lead to a situation where you’re praying that Theresa May becomes the Prime Minister.
nigelthebald says
A choice between eating sick and shit, as one astute commentator put it earlier today.
H.P. Saucecraft says
Oh I say!
Johnny Concheroo says
Was it Dan Maskell who said it?
nigelthebald says
😀
Your powers of recall are truly astonishing. I assume you were there when he was comparing McEnroe and Connors.
Johnny Concheroo says
Absolutely. And the lovely Ginny Wade and Billy Jean King, too.
H.P. Saucecraft says
Aah! Womens’ tennis! It’s like tennis – only for women!
Johnny Concheroo says
New balls , please!
bricameron says
Marvellous.
Gatz says
I didn’t see any mention of gender in the process until it became absolutely clear that the next PM will be a woman. I’m not a Conservative but surely they would be nuts to choose anyone other than May, the closest thing they have a safe pair of hands? Leadsom has strong grass-roots support due to her campaigning for Brexit but too little experience. I disregard comments on her supposedly exaggerated CV and so on as run-of-the-mill negative campaigning, but it’s the lack of track record which would worry me if I was voting for not only a party leader but a prime minister.
Bingo Little says
Lord Howard yesterday suggested that Leadsom’s lack of experience (no cabinet post, only 6 years as an MP) as “not hugely important”. Absolutely mind boggling.
nigelthebald says
This is the same Michael Howard who achieved the mammoth task of getting me to agree with Anne Widdecombe.
Kaisfatdad says
Don’t be such a stick-in-the-mud, Bingo! Andrea would be the perfect foil to President Trump, who I believe has almost no political experience at all.
A refreshing breathe of fresh air!
Dodger Lane says
True, but not surprising given the main plank of the Tory Brexit campaign was the rejection of expert opinion, other than of the swivel eyed kind.
I would not be in the least bit surprised to see Andrew Leadsom win and I will further retreat into my bunker given her comment about England having the potential to be the greatest country on earth is the kind of comment that puts me on edge.
We could well have a situation whereby the leaders command the support of their membership, but not the majority of mps (or in Corbyn’s case, the undying and uncritical support of Diane Abbott, the odd Marxist, a few bewildered adolescents and Tom Watson & Andy Burnham secretly hoping he could just piss off).
Dodger Lane says
I do, of course, mean Andrea. Or is there something we haven’t been told ?
Gatz says
And, of course, you meant the UK and not England (she referred to ‘this nation’ in that clause but explicitly said ‘UK’ in her next sentence).
Bingo Little says
Given that we no longer listen to experts or consider experience important, you begin to wonder if it isn’t high time we started selecting our Prime Minister at random from the phone book. After all (to quote the current incumbent): how hard can it be?
hubert rawlinson says
Paper, scissors, stone.
davebigpicture says
Scissors cuts Paper
Paper covers Rock
Rock crushes Lizard
Lizard poisons Spock
Spock smashes Scissors
Scissors decapitates Lizard
Lizard eats Paper
Paper disproves Spock
Spock vaporizes Rock
Rock crushes Scissors
minibreakfast says
Bazinga!
davebigpicture says
You’re in my spot.
Wayfarer says
I’m still trying to figure out who the main plank of the Tory Berxit campaign was.
Carl says
I’m definitely not a Tory, but I have some admiration for Theresa May as she has lasted 6 years as Home Secretary. She will probably be an efficient, but uninspiring PM. Efficiency for me is the better quality there.
Under Labour the post of Home Secretary seemed to change hands about every 6 months.
count jim moriarty says
She’s lasted by the simple tactic of ‘doing an Osbourne’ and hiding whenever something significant happens and sending junior ministers to take the flak.
count jim moriarty says
There’s no ‘supposedly’ about Leadsom’s exaggerated CV if yesterday’s Channel 4 News interview with one of her former employers is anything to go by.
Johnny Concheroo says
Regardless of her ability, I reckon May’s voice will be a major source of irritation in the same way Thatcher’s was.
Leedsboy says
I find it amazing that of all the candidates the Tories could throw up (back to the eating sick comment there), all of the exit ones were unelectable with the exception of Leadsom. Who should be.
So we’re likely to end up with a PM who voted to remain negotiating for the exit. With a house full of MPs with 80% of them being keen on remaining. That’s going to be interesting.
H.P. Saucecraft says
Nail on a nutshell, Lee.
Black Celebration says
Reallocate the referendum vote to the parliamentary constituencies. Allow MPs a free vote on the matter. If I was representing a seat where the majority was less than 2% – I would seriously consider voting against the Brexit, now that we know a little bit about the consequences/lack of a plan.
goodfella says
Dowager’s Hump
TMFTL
Johnny Concheroo says
Dowager’s Hump: A little-known folk band from Cornwall. Line-up includes bearded men playing fiddle, bodhrán, guitar and monkey stick
goodfella says
I think they supported Brewer’s Droop.
Johnny Concheroo says
Yes, they played in the Scruttock’s “Old Dirigible” tent at the 1972 Reading Real Ale Festival. I think they followed Lindisfarne, so naturally the crowd had already peaked.
chiz says
Neither of them’s a particularly attractive prospect, are they? It’s by no means certain May will get the nod, as the decision is made by Conservative Party members, a bunch of angry and confused Brexiters who were born in the 1930s and would like to go back there.
It’s encouraging though that at this very moment there is a huge upswell in grass roots activism among the newly-politicised young on the left, and they will be gaining momentum day and night over the coming weeks to bring together a strong national consensus on the key issue of this crisis – what new derogatory nickname should they put on their protest banners?
‘Andrea Loathsome’ is the obvious candidate. With May it’s a bit more difficult. At my local CLP meeting tonight we’re debating a motion on whether to bring back Hey Hey / Theresa May / How many kids did you eat today?. It’s got a kind of folksy ’70s aggressive vibe, while failing to engage in any substantive way on the issues, which we feel reflects the values that this new Labour party stands for.
H.P. Saucecraft says
May or Leadsome? Would you? Either? Or both, in a steamy three-way romp?
Johnny Concheroo says
Deffo Leadsom, every time. She has a touch of the Margo Leadbetters about her.
Johnny Concheroo says
Or am I thinking of Huddie Ledbetter?
Bingo Little says
Showin’ pictures on the wall?
Johnny Concheroo says
Goodnight Irene?
Bingo Little says
too-ra-loo-ra too-ra-loo-rye aye
Johnny Concheroo says
Oh Lordy, pick a bale of cotton, oh Lordy, pick a bale a day
Bingo Little says
If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eyed Joe, I’da been married long time ago
Johnny Concheroo says
I got the bourgeois blues, gonna spread the news all around
Bingo Little says
Sim simma – who got the keys to my Bimma?
H.P. Saucecraft says
Workin’ on a sex farm
Tryin’ to raise some hard love
Gettin’ out my pitch fork
Pokin’ your hay.
Bingo Little says
en biin gerir mig (leian)
brot (httan) sparka fr mr
Johnny Concheroo says
Let the midnight special, shine her light on me
Let the midnight special, shine her ever-lovin’ light on me
Bingo Little says
Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head.
Johnny Concheroo says
Mother, did you bring me the silver
Mother, did you bring me the gold?
What did you bring me, dear mother
Keep me from the gallows pole?
duco01 says
Home of the brave, land of the free
I don’t wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie
Lord, in a bourgeois town
H.P. Saucecraft says
A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag
Is fast and bulbous – got me?
Bingo Little says
I bring down rains so heavy it hurts the head
No more talk – put him in the dirt instead
Johnny Concheroo says
At last Theresa knows her place
http://i.imgur.com/NqW0aBw.jpg
H.P. Saucecraft says
She’s saying “My breasts were down here in post-natal …”
Johnny Concheroo says
I just done a LoLz
Vulpes Vulpes says
The pharmacist tells me that in 6 months the beard will be down to here.
Lando Cakes says
“So there I was, holding this pig’s head…”
BigJimBob says
Theresa May is the least worst option. Private Eye has been sounding warning bells about AL’s dodgy deals for years:
http://www.private-eye.co.uk/hp-sauce
Neil Jung says
Leadsome is clearly bonkers. Only 6 years as an MP. Committed Christian and hunt supporter. Far too little experience to represent this once great nation on the world stage.
Doubtless she will be voted in by the grass roots Tories, who see her as one of their own, by a landslide.
FML
policybloke says
I am so pissed off with the way this is going. I’m not anti-female PM, and May is the least-worst option, but FFS, why the hell didn’t Boris, Gove and all the other Leavers have a FUCKING plan? It wouldn’t have been beyond them to at least have something written on the back of an envelope, and it’s absolutely terrifying that they led us here on an airy-fairy waft of it’ll-be-all-right-on-the-night. No, It won’t. It’s a total and utter cock-up. And Nigel Farage can fuck off as well.
Bingo Little says
He’s waaay ahead of you on that score, pb.
Mike_H says
Shat on all our doorsteps and did a runner.
Kid Dynamite says
He’ll be in the Cabinet by Xmas
count jim moriarty says
Because Johnson and Gove didn’t think for a second that they would actually win. Certainly as far as Johnson is concerned, it was a simple career move that has spectacularly blown up in his face – as he realised quickly, if the look of sheer panic on his face at the ‘victory’ press conference betrayed.
Dave Ross says
Where do you get one of those crystal balls everyone seems to posses these days, I must have missed that memo. This knee jerk reactivism deciding the outcome and the repercussions before anything has happens leads to unimaginable pressure crazy expectations and a never ending stream of dead men and women walking. From Prime Minister to England football manager we all seem to know the outcome before they’ve got their bums warm in the seat they are occupying. As a country we need to breathe and listen to some whale noise or something. All I am saying is give them a chance……… And I hope May wins and is given some time
ernietothecentreoftheearth says
Well, they say the past is the most reliable predictor of future performance. One of May’s first acts as Home Secretary was to address the Home Office’s Senior Civil Servants. She told them she expected half of them to be gone within two years. As you can imagine, they weren’t entirely motivated thereafter. The continued underperformance of the Borders Agency and her own failure to control the increase in illegal immigrants may not be unconnected.
Leedsboy says
May has a track record and surely that is valid to judge her potential as a PM on. Let’s face it – if she becomes PM she will be dealing with the EU exit as her main priority. An exit driven largely by views that immigration is out of control. And her responsible for the department that manages it. It’s a car crash waiting to happen and worthy of comment before it happens.
Baron Counterpane says
I reckon Vanessa May will make a perfectly good prime minister…
Johnny Concheroo says
James May would be even better
ernietothecentreoftheearth says
If only Peter May was still with us.
Black Celebration says
I made an unappreciated joke about the violinist Vanessa Mae. She’s now a very competent skiier – but unfortunately she was found to have been cheating.
My joke was that her cheating straddled various tournaments. Straddled various – Stradivarius – geddit? Aw…please yerselves.
duco01 says
Peter May would’ve been tremendous. A stout forward defensive.
Johnny Concheroo says
Brian May would have been best of all. Badgers, Vox AC30s and silver threepenny bits all round
Johnny Concheroo says
Better yet, Phil May out of the Pretty Things
duco01 says
Or possibly Pete Way out of UFO?
Johnny Concheroo says
Or Fee Waybill out of The Tubes
ernietothecentreoftheearth says
Oops, sorry, didn’t scroll down far enough.
Junior Wells says
or Gypie May-o of the Feelgoods
Johnny Concheroo says
Or Simon (hold the) Mayo off of the BBC
hubert rawlinson says
Or Fay Wray.
andielou says
Or poor old Johnny Ray.
mutikonka says
The current climate of political correctness excludes ‘ordinary’ English people from high office. What are the chances of getting into a position of influence if are privately educated, went to Oxford or have experience in investment banking?
Bingo Little says
Is that political correctness?
Black Celebration says
Yes, we need Eton/Harrow types to take the reins and sort this all out.
aging hippy says
Leadsom or Unleadsom? Wouldn’t want either in my tank. (I’m planning a coup)
Vulpes Vulpes says
May is the devil you know. She wants all your internet browsings are belong to us, the fucking nerve of the woman. Libertarian she is not; she’s Big Sister. Leadsom is a loathsome Home counties curtain twitching grammar school gal from Margotland who likes nothing better than a Party-line script from which to work. At least May has the balls to speak her mind and stick to her guns, even if you don’t agree with her. It’s Hobson’s from Hell.
DogFacedBoy says
Hey stop slagging off Theresa, she’s my MP.
Not that I ever voted for her.
Still as the Eton educated white men have done such a bang up job……
ianess says
Hey, mister, can we have our Cameron back?
DogFacedBoy says
No, Boris put a knife through him
count jim moriarty says
And isn’t he regretting it now…
H.P. Saucecraft says
Uh – I don’t think so. Landed on his fat little feet.
Lando Cakes says
As said by many above, Theresa May is the least worst option. She is that rarest of things, a Tory MP who went to a state school. A safe-ish pair of hands. Has the support of a clear majority of Tory MPs. The sensible option.
I therefore deduce that I should bet the house on Leadsom winning.
duco01 says
Lando – isn’t it a pity that the grat British public never had the chance to vote for Senator Al Gore as Prime Minister? Why? Because he’s a well-known Deadhead, of course.
It would’ve felt good to vote for a guy who could name and discuss all of the 616 shows that the band played “Me and My Uncle” at. Probably.
Lando Cakes says
There’s an alternative history novel in there somewhere…
ernietothecentreoftheearth says
No recommendation, but Leadsom also went to a state school.
chiz says
That rarest of things, a Tory MP who went to a state school, is actually not that rare. In fact of the current mob, more did the didn’t. So you could say it’s the privately educated ones that are the rarity,
niscum says
I watched May talking live as a guest on the EU referendum broadcast and, trust me, as results came in pointing in one direction she seemed delighted that Leave were winning. Either she’s a very good actress or she knows a good thing when she sees it.
She’ll be a safe pair of hands.
Leedsboy says
Or, maybe, she realised that she was a couple of weeks away from being PM. Lets face it, she’s played her hand better than BJ or Gove.
ernietothecentreoftheearth says
Given her invisibility during the referendum, one can but wonder.
Vulpes Vulpes says
Torys choose May.
Intense period of cabinet navel-gazing and frantic committee meetings.
Six months pass.
Announcement that we are NOT about to invoke Article 50 as we simply cannot afford to do so.
Three month long media-whipped shit-storm, while Downing Street battens down the hatches.
Period of calm.
General Election.
Cobbled together coalition government.
As you were.
chiz says
That sounds quite an attractive outcome from where we are now
Gatz says
As a bonus you can throw in the end of the top flight careers of Cameron, Johnson and, possibly, Gove. I might have taken that package if it was offered pre Referendum. Since the vote I have predicted a very British fudge ‘people have spoken and we have listed’, ‘lessons have been learned’, ‘draw a line under it’ and so on, costing a lotion money but not really achieving any change.
BigJimBob says
Given Andrea L’s spectacular own goal today, it seems a Curse Of The Brexit is developing.
chiz says
Another Brexiteer smashes everything and runs away, by the sound of it.
Gatz says
Was it really just the mother backlash which caused her to quit? It seems remarkably thin skinned of her if it was.
chiz says
1. Said stupid thing
2. Denied saying stupid thing
3. Apologised for saying stupid thing
4. Blames everyone for being horrid to her
H.P. Saucecraft says
Can we not bring bricameron into every thread, please?
bricameron says
Am I in this one? I don’t remember. Shock the Monkey tonight!
bricameron says
I deny nothing.
BigJimBob says
I told you: it is the Curse of Brexit. IDS next?
hubert rawlinson says
Please.
ewenmac says
Oh I dunno. They’re both hell-beasts but I’m glad May won as she seems dull and steady enough. I suspect she’s for steadying the plane, not for trying to perform acrobatics. Her Brexit will be the nearest thing to not-Brexit, which is fine with me.
Not that Leadsom was a genuine Brexiter either, but there’s just something of the Jim Henson Workshop about her.
count jim moriarty says
Leadsom has proved over the last couple of days that she is far too thin-skinned for high office. If she gets so upset and panicky about a standard news story, thank goodness she’ll never have to deal with a real crisis.
She can now go and look after her offshore financial affairs – as described in copious recent Private Eye articles.
Jackthebiscuit says
May or Leadsom?
It really doesn’t matter to me.
I would. (either)
hubert rawlinson says
Maybe Dylan will rewrite Rita Mae as Theresa May as tribute.
Or maybe not.
BigJimBob says
I aint gonna work on Theresa’s farm no more”
anton says