It’s felt like a long time coming, but the “artist” formerly known as Prince is getting his collar felt. For “misconduct in public office”, so likely as a result of his activities as a trade ambassador rather than for any other improprieties it seems. And on his birthday too.
I bet he’s sweating now….

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke.
I mean, wow!
Taken a long time but it’s finally happened. Mandy next I should think.
Surprised Mandy not first
Good point @dai
Wonder why?
Andrew was arrested by Thames Valley Police and the Metropolitan Police are investigating Mandelson. The allegations are different and so may require different types of investigation, and they may also have varying levels of resources available. There won’t be one central body coordinating this.
Alphabetical order, innit?
Mandy comes before Mountebank, surely?
But not Andy… there’s a play on words there if you look very carefully. 😉
They wouldn’t want him to lose his phone after all, would they? You know, like Boris and Sunak did before the Covid enquiry..
Mandelson has now also been arrested. Looks like the Met are cleaning house.
Another Mandelson/Sweeney related story bubbling in the background.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xy5jepevno
I suspect a head or two will roll but the Labour Together project will carry on regardless, given that Starmer owes his position as party leader and PM, along with a coterie of others, to their machinations.
It’s almost as though bunging someone you’ve never met £12 m of your mum’s untaxed publicly provided wedge no longer buys you a pass ! This used to be a country..
I hope one of the staff has cancelled his Birthday Lunch at Pizza Express today.
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If a WPC was in the room this morning, he’d probably assumed she was a birthday strippergram.
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i suspect he has learned how to sweat again.
Excellent
At the rate he’s downsizing he’ll be living in a matchbox by the end of the month. Of course we should be cautious discussing the alleged crimes as I suppose they are now sub judice.
We don’t even know what the crimes are. It appears the arrest isn’t for the noncery, it’s more likely to be connected to the passing on of confidential info.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c70kjr9wjw0t
Sorry – by “the crimes”, I meant the specific acts under the misconduct in public office charge, and what exactly the police are currently searching for. We also don’t know whether this is the hook they’re using to lay hands on evidence of other crimes.
It’s going to be legally very interesting (appreciate you know all of this) as it is a common law offence. This allows for a degree of interpretation I presume unless there is a very similar case in the past. Which is unlikely I would think given his position at the time of the alleged offences.
Apparently, civil servants have been charged with misconduct in public office before, mainly for sharing confidential documents with unsavoury characters. I don’t think any got life. At the time, Andrew was an official trade envoy for the government, a civil servant.
I suspect plod is using this to get more evidence on the nonce stuff as well. (Nice of them to choose his birthday to arrest him.)
Mandy is probably better at covering his tracks.
It means he won’t be able to get his birthday bottle of wine with his Pizza Express app, I presume he’s got gold membership.
I suppose he could request a takeaway.
I may be wrong, but I strongly suspect Andy MW wasn’t a civil servant at the time and so wouldn’t be covered by that contract and the civil service code. As I understand it, a royal has never been charged with this offence before. And it would be interesting to understand exactly what he was doing and how he was rewarded. And did he sign any contract of employment.
As far as I can tell, he hasn’t been charged.
True. He might not have been a civil servant. In which case, it is impossible for him to have committed misconduct in public office. A bit like the president of the US, according to his lackies in the supreme court.
Misconduct in Public Office covers non civil servants – even volunteers. Which makes sense. I suspect a civil servant would be a more straightforward prosecution as there is more written evidence with contracts and job descriptions. I think it will be a fascinating process if he is charged.
Mandy is probably better at everything.
The CCTV at Norwich police station may be about to experience a mysterious malfunction
Artist formerly known as nonce, i think you mean…
He’s returned to his former name, Andrew Saxe-Offender
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I find it very strange how the right wing crazies in the US believed that the democrats were running a child abuse ring. They almost got it right, even the detail of a Pizza place being somehow involved (even if only in Andrew’s excuses). And the people named are not far off their conspiracy theory! Of course it’s a complete coincidence, but it’s still bizarre.
I hope that all involved in Epstein’s Kompromat operation are dragged into the law enforcement investigations, and that the victims get justice.
According to the News Agents, working as a protection officer for Randrew was seen as definitely the shortest straw.
The email chains between him and Epstein, basically handing over insider information, surely must be enough to be the Capone tax evasion that brings him down. If not, I could imagine, now he’s been dumped by his brother into police hands, stories will emerge.
The bizarre thing is that his protection detail is still obliged to be with or near him whilst he is in custody. No wonder Harry remains so apoplectic.
Epstein was in a cell, wasn’t he?
I saw a copy of the LP of his and Fergie’s wedding in Sue Ryder at lunchtime.
They were asking £3.50 for it, but I suspect discounts are available for under-18s.
^^^^^^^*🤣😂🤣😂😅^^^^^^^
Bung him a dark hole and throw away the keys
Has Koo Stark commented?
Good grief, I’d forgotten about her.
“….cutting him loose is rational. It converts systemic risk into individual liability. It channels outrage into spectacle while preserving architecture”.
https://open.substack.com/pub/anarcasper/p/andrew-mountbatten-windsor-has-been
Spot on.
We’ll all be encouraged to focus on the single bad apple now fallen from the tree, when there’s also an equally important question to be answered about the institution that empowered him to act in this fashion and protected him even after it was apparent what he’d been up to.
The long and short of it is that the Queen bunged £12m to a woman with a credible accusation of rape against her son so that her jubilee party wouldn’t be sullied. People were arrested for simply shouting the accusation in his vicinity.
I think the public is entitled to ask who else has been paid off down the years to make these little irritations go away, and to avoid anyone’s good time being spoiled. How else has power, granted at the behest and expense of the British public, been leveraged to escape accountability and finesse justice?
He’s not the only bad apple, didn’t Harry marry a black woman and move to Canada, or something? That was considered very bad indeed by the royalists that I know.
The cynic in me wonders just how bad what he’s done actually is.
A certain degree of misbehavior seems to be allowed for Royals -Brenda covering him for Giuffre being a prime example.
He’s been cut loose now, completely; one of reading of Charles’ statement could be that prosecution would even be welcomed.
Is it just that he might be seen as “betraying” Britain, or is there worse to come?
‘’Just how bad what he’s done actually is” hmmm, f#%@ing underage kids…
Still no charges relating to that
Has he done that? Wasn’t Guiffre 19?
Great question.
Victims of the Epstein trafficking ring were as young as 9 years old. That’s 9 years old.
The US DOJ previously sought Andrew’s assistance in investigating the matter/establishing the extent of his own participation, and reported that they received “zero cooperation”. He has refused all previous requests from law enforcement to be interviewed.
He continued to socialise with and support Epstein even after he was convicted for soliciting a 14 year old. His ex-wife continued to have her extravagant lifestyle supported by Epstein.
Maybe this new development will give him an opportunity to clear the air and establish the actual extent of his involvement with Epstein so that we can rule out the possibility that he participated in/had knowledge of child abuse.
Until he does so, the suspicion will (rightly) follow him. The sole downside of having been able to evade his day in court thus far.
When she was taken to give him a ‘massage’ by her dad, supervised by Maxwell, I think she was 16. It’s a horrible, sinister example of predation.
Guiffre was underage when Windsor first met her, how old was the Russian flew into the U.K. for a night at Buck House and how many more have there been? I doubt it was just the 2 the creep is a paedophile, a coward and and a liar
Yes, but they have all expressed their concern for the victims. I’m sure they will soon demonstrate their concern by revealing everything they know.
I’m sure they were equally concerned about the victims of another former friend of the Royals, Jimmy Saville.
He may well be, but I don’t think you can claim these things without more knowledge. And this site needs to be a bit careful about what is posted as apparent fact
Doubt anyone can sue the whole internet.
While there’s certainly a moral argument that we shouldn’t rush to assume guilt, there is close to zero legal risk attached to the above statement. And there is a corresponding moral argument that we should all be saying this until the guy sees justice.
Too true
I know I’m talking to a lawyer here but surely you can’t bluntly say out loud in public that Andrew is guilty of anything until he is found guilty in a court? Is innocent-until-guilty not the tenet our legal system is based on? It really does seem that Andrew is obnoxious and repellent in every possible way but…
These are good questions.
The presumption of innocence is a cornerstone of our criminal justice system and it’s absolutely something that should always be kept in mind. Even in this case.
But it should also be kept in mind that it’s the standard required for criminal conviction, not whether we think someone is likely to have committed a crime, and particularly not whether we think someone should be urgently investigated for potential criminality (which is really what we’re discussing here).
This is an unusual case, where the accused is sufficiently powerful and protected that there are genuine concerns he might be essentially beyond prosecution. In that context, it’s worth keeping the accusation out there, and stressing the gravity of the crimes he appears to have been involved in/around and which he has refused to assist in the investigation of. The presumption of innocence becomes a more active concern if and when he ever stands trial.
There’s also a defamation angle to consider, but I don’t think that’s a realistic concern here because (a) as pointed out above, the whole world is saying it, and (b) Andrew’s entire strategy appears to be to avoid investigation/the inside of a courtroom, which makes the chances of his launching a defamation claim almost entirely negligible. He wouldn’t want to invite the scrutiny.
In my simple, very simple, mind, just because Andrew wouldn’t dare sue anybody for saying “You are a paedophile nonce” that doesn’t mean we should say it out loud in public?
My point about defamation was a legal, rather than moral analysis.
On the moral front, you have to balance the need to respect the presumption of innocence (which, again, applies to trial in court, not to whether or not an accusation is made or repeated) with the risk that this specific individual is going to escape proper investigation/trial for a fact pattern that would have seen most other people up on trial.
There is sufficient information out there for that to be a logical conclusion though Lodes.
Yes, Leedsboy all that we know points Andrew to be an imbecilic, privileged, paedophile nonce but that’s not my point.
There’s the faintest of faint possibilities Andrew was just a gullible fool who loved being feted by a billionaire, was given the opportunity to have sex with beautiful young women all of whom consented and were at least eighteen (no law breaking there) , thought there was nothing wrong accepting bribes and freebies (possibly broke a few laws there),really was in Pizza Express that night and really can’t sweat any more and “Don’t forget, I’m a war hero”. Everything points to him being a proper, proper wrong ‘un who should be flung into a cell with Bruiser Bates who has been in solitary confinement these last ten years and has run out of porn mags but until the trial shouting out “He’s a nonce” is just plain Wrong.
“Until the trial”.
What if there is no trial? That’s the entire point.
These allegations against Andrew are now 12 years old and he’s evaded all previous attempts at investigation. Even the current arrest isn’t for rape.
Why would the public be morally obligated to avoid making accusations against a man who is seemingly impervious to justice?
If he wishes to he can sue. He can afford it financially. His silence is deafening though. I think the current situation is probably as assertive about his innocence as he will be. His strategy, bar the Newsnight interview, has been to keep his head down and hope it goes away. To Bingo’s point, the accusations and the generally held belief that he has committed crimes are the main things that are potentially holding him to account.
Apart from his official call code which was Purple Four-One it appears his security detail had a nickname for him.
“He was called the c**t,” says ex bodyguard Page. “Plain and simple.”
I’ll stop now but just surprised we seem happy to convict somebody without a fair trial even though the defendant has done everything in his power to avoid such a trial
With all the love in the world, that’s a pretty wild characterisation of the discussion above.
It’s not worth arguing over though, so have some beautiful music instead.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the palace have back channelled this to the cops to say please get rid of him.
I wouldn’t expect any further activity as exciting for a while after this. Given the high profile of who he was/is and the global media interest any potential charge will be painstakingly put together. The CPS will be sweating on this as much as he may be.
He’s going to do a runner soon as they let him go, isn’t he? Off to a mate’s private island probably. That’s if he’s got any mates left. We demand remand!
He can’t be remanded without being charged.
I have a vinyl copy of his wedding going cheap, pm me
https://i.haasie.com/l4B.jpg
https://i.haasie.com/wEp.jpg
That’s the one I saw in Sue Ryder at lunchtime. £3.50 it was. All their other records were a quid.
How many records did Randrew and Fungie release?
Pop him in an oubliette and forget about him.
Nice throwback to the previous King Charles arrest.
Orf with ‘is head!
According the Lord Python of Monty.
The most interesting thing about King Charles the First
Is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign
But only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it.
Though actually he was 4’8″ at his coronation and at his tallest 5’4″ so after the severation probably about 4’6″
Just be glad he wasn’t the first born of Queen Elizabeth II. He’d now be King. The Monarchy would be even more in the shit.
It’s the “spare” phenomenon as described by Harry in his book. If you’re not taking the top job, your role is not so well defined. As a young man, Andrew was a relatively popular figure due to his active service in the Royal Navy and this seemed to indicate a focussed and loyal person. However, the wheels became wobbly at around the time of his divorce and then when he was given the Trade Envoy role, an inflated sense of importance.
The last 3 spares have been Margaret, Andrew and Harry. It does seem to be a position that drives you nuts* , being raised for a position that you get further from as you progress if the heir apparent starts breeding.
* Even without what happened to Harry’s mother.
King Charles has the habit of saying entirely appropriate comments about AMW. But only when he really, really has to.
Blimey! A talking dog?
He’s a Spaniard?
Well he has always had rather large ears
I’m going to make a prediction that no charges will come of this. It’s a bit of theatre to show that the King has distanced himself from his brother and that the police are ‘doing something’. A search of his residences will, of course, find nothing and just be used to defend him later. I’m guessing that this has been heavily negotiated with Charlie for a week or two (police are unlikely to arrest his brother without giving some sort of heads up to the Royal establishment) and that Andrew knew the hour and minute that they would turn up and was waiting politely for them too arrive (just like the media).
I agree. The defrocking was a pre-emptive move so that the Royal Family can credibly shake their heads and tut from the sidelines. I am not sure that’s going to work.
It will quit likely to come to nothing since, as The Times’ Legal Editor reported yesterday, it’s very difficult to purse a successful prosecution for misconduct in a public office. The first hurdle would be to establish that a trade envoy is a public office, given there is no clear legal definition of what constitutes a public office in this context.
btw, I love how the standard photo doing the rounds in the Australian media is of Andrew looking like he’s been taxidermied, reclining in the back of a vehicle with one red, glowing eye!
I love the driver’s expression as well. It’s like he’s looking at him in the rear view mirror thinking “you twat…”.
If only…

In the possibly unlikely event of a successful prosecution, I doubt that it would mean a prison sentence. The current government is, of course, looking to end short prison sentences, particularly for non-violent crime.
In this, the 21st century, I just cannot see, should he be charged, tried and found guilty as charged, the brother of a reigning monarch being sent to jail.
Does not compute, somehow and ain’t gonna happen.
Slap on the wrist at very worst (for him) I predict.
Apologies to Ronnie Barker
Clanking of keys, doors slamming…..
“Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner.”
Yours to keep.

Borrowed from the internet
Will you give it back later?
Something of Nosferatu in that image…
@fitterstoke I did see a mock up poster of him as Nosferatu today alas I can’t find it now.
Of course it didn’t say Nosferatu I think you can probably guess the name change.
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but it wasn’t that one.
Hmm. Whilst the Police have an obligation to investigate historical wrong-doing, I can’t help wondering it this will turn into another side show that attracts more attention and resources than current abuse affecting far more people. The BBC reported earlier in the week on the widespead abuse and exploitation of young girls a d women by criminal gangs in London. I am told something similar happens in Bristol. Perhaps J do them a disservice and the Met and other forces are pursuing this with the same rigour as the nine forces said to be investigating Epstein related trafficking. Time will tell.
Leaving aside the fact that they’re not ostensibly investigating the rape claim, if the police aren’t there to investigate the abuse of up to 1,000 people, potentially by some of the country’s most powerful individuals, then I really don’t know what they’re there for. The scandal isn’t that they’re giving this too much focus, it’s that it’s taken this long. And I’m sure they’re capable of doing more than one thing at a time.
As I am sure that you are aware, the Police make choices every day about where to target their resources. I doubt that a fraction of the 1,000 people were abused in the UK, whereas there are most definitely that number and more cureently at risk in London, Bristol and elsewhere as we speak. Even in the small regional probation office where my wife works, they are currently dealing with one offender who trafficked women into sex work in 50 locations across the country; three arrested abroad in November suspected of trafficking over 20 women into the UK; four people arrested for human slavery in July 2025; 3 who were jailed for trafficking and forced labour in 2024. Other offices within the region are dealing with the aftermath( 2023) of 48 arrests for gang related activity which included drug dealing, the sexual exploitation of children and nearly 30 attempted murders. And so on. These are cases that they could, to their credit, make stick. There are others where they simply don’t have the resources to pursue. This, by the way, in a force which is about 30th out of 40 plus in terms of size.
If, however, you have evidence that the police do have sufficient resources to manage all these competing demands, then I will be interested to hear it.
My main evidence that the police have sufficient resource to manage the demands on them and also investigate Andrew is that they’re currently investigating Andrew.
If anyone in here is party to all the necessary info to second guess that decision (particularly given that we don’t even really know what they’re looking for) then fair play. ❤️
I suspect that the police have some idea of the links between the two cases as well. If there has been a sharing of valuable information, what was the benefit passes for that information? In 5 years time, their will be a very good ITV drama about all of this.
What we would give for a new season of The Windsors.
I’m looking forward to the royal episode of 24 hours in police custody.
Bang! “You’re nicked son! Er, sorry. Sir.”
Let us not forget that supposedly some “Prime Minister” (non-fatally) strangled one of Epstein’s harem when on the job with them. Which “Prime Minister” was that, one wonders, given how little is being said about some high-profile types in the emails. It’s also very hard to believe President Gobshite is an innocent party given his proudly-stated priapic opportunism in the past.
Almost like everyone is still processing this and can’t think of any new post ideas yet! Surely someone has a Van Der Graf Generator idea ?
I did think of a Van Der Graf Generator idea but I thought it too hair-raising.
I’ve got a Van der Graf Generator idea that will really make the sparks fly.
Is a Van Der Gra(a)f Generator a machine that produces German/Transylvanian versions of sulky Belfast soul singers?
I’m off to see Yasmin Hamdan in concert tonight, breaking a live concert duck of I don’t know how many years. I might get a review out of it for the delight of all the many, many AW fans of Arabic electronica.
Wait, what?!
Andrew ‘must give up early Van Der Graf Generator’ albums says Peter Hammill
I blame the parents.
Paul and Linda would have done a much better job.
Always remember…
The father of Andrew, didn’t… wait for it… ‘suffer fools gladly’. Oh, no?
Never, ever, forget that.
I think the recent Macca doc would have been much more interesting had Andrew been one of their children.
According to a panel guest on BBC Radio 4 Sunday breakfast show, Brian Epstein is somehow mixed up in this.
This morning’s The Andrew news was something about putting an expensive “massage service” on expenses. The poor lamb’s had a terrible start to the week, let’s hope for a happy ending.
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There was a résumé of his period as a trade ambassador in the paper yesterday. He really was a loathsome shit and it was well known for over 10 years but nothing was done about it. Mummy continually backed him.
On other social media, this would get an “take my angry upvote”
Removing him from the line of succession to the throne is a giant task, for one thing all the Commonwealth nations will need to agree to it and that’ll be a long process, so….
A few hours later…
Australia and New Zealand – “We’re fine with it!”
I was wondering if now might be the time for another referendum. Can’t come soon enough for Mrs thep.
You heard it here first.
https://www.crikey.com.au/2026/02/25/andrew-mountbatten-windsor-uk-royal-family-jeffrey-epstein-republic/?utm_campaign=daily&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter
That doesn’t pull any punches. Nor should it, of course. The emperor has no clothes.
Don’t really see how this is important. He was never realistically going to be king from the moment Charles had a child, and he’s now way down the pecking order
My thoughts as well.
It’s non-symbolic symbolism.
It’s just to remove any remaining thoughts he has in his tiny brain that he’s in any way special.
In my heart I’m a republican, but if it came to a choice between King Charles and an elected has-been political blowhard president, like Boris Johnson or Tony Blair, as figurehead of state, I think I’d prefer Charles.
When you consider how easily the Great British Public were bamboozled into voting for Brexit in 2016, there’s something to be said for training someone from birth to be our national figurehead.
That kind of where I am, though the whole wider upper class thing around him gets my goat.
I am nobody’s subject.
Not even in life drawing classes?
That was only on a handful of occasions and I was broke and needed the money.
You didn’t have to pay them?
If I’d known that, I might have tried it myself.
The world he was brought up to be king in has substantially changed since his early days. There’s certainly less deference shown when he’s out in public.
Years ago I’d gone to London with my dad as we walked along we saw a large crowd of people lining the street dad asked what was going on. “The queen will be driving past soon” a large group of people just to see a woman drive past in a car. We joined them and saw a woman drive past in a car.
Years later we were down in London with my son there was a small group of people outside Coutts Bank. Same question similar answer ” the queen is visiting the bank” My son had no interest in seeing her. We did catch a fleeting glimpse of her arm in the air waving.
You often hear this argument, but it’s a bit of a false dichotomy.
Given that the “leadership” provided by the monarchy relies entirely on accident of birth, the real question is whether you’d prefer a President Boris Johnson, who can be voted out of office when he misbehaves, or a King Boris Johnson, who will be in post for life more or less regardless of what a shitbag he is and who will enjoy an entire apparatus of snivelling sycophants working to ensure his misdeeds remain private.
No constitution is itself a guarantee of justice, it depends on people enforcing it. But following the release of some of the Epstein files, police in the UK have arrested two prominent unelected public figures – a member of the Royal Family and a member of the House of Lords. The USA, where the Head of State and the House of Representatives, and many other posts, are democratically elected, has arrested no-one as far as I know.
Doesn’t seem relevant as I’m not suggesting we adopt the US system of government, and certainly not its current culture and practice.
I’m simply observing that if you wish to make a comparison between the relative merits of an elected office of President (a position that exists in numerous non-US countries) and a hereditary monarchy, you should really be using the same individual in post. Anything else is placing a finger on the scale.
My point was that you really need to have people who are prepared to enforce a constitution. It is not a mechanical process which ticks over on its own as a system of checks and balances. America is just one example.
I couldn’t care less about the royal family and the stuff around it, like the daft honours system. If anyone wants to propose changes to the constitution, which does frequently change, that’s fine by me, but they should be clear about the problems they’re trying to solve and how the changes would be enforced.
Gotcha. Yep, I agree with everything you’re saying.
As I’ve probably mentioned every single time this subject comes up, I’m a big fan of Italy’s presidents. I’d take any one of them from the last 40 years over Charles.
I asked an AI who would be a suitable British candidate to be Head of State and it suggested Baroness Brenda Hale. I’ve never heard of her, but she’ll do.
She is 81. Could be a short reign.
Italy’s current President is older. Spiffing fellow. He’s the only living Italian President. That’s the advantage of having oldies. They serve, they die, world moves on.
Do you not recall when she was branded an Enemy Of the People because, as the head of the Supreme Court, she was the public face of the Law Lords who confirmed that Bozo’s prorogation of Parliament was illegal?
Nope, but them was different times. He was still Paul Hewston back then.
Arf!
Two wrongs don’t make a right.
False dichotomy:
“We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week”.
Who needs kings OR presidents?