Musings on the byways of popular culture
30/03/2018 by Lodestone of Wrongness 25 Comments
Fill it in…
Lodestone of Wrongness says
30/03/2018 at 06:15
I bought my friend an elephant for his room
“Thanks” he said
“Don’t mention it” I replied
30/03/2018 at 06:55
We had an argument about which Fleetwood Mac album is the best. He loves Rumours but I said no, it’s – er, wait, No.
I said I love Rumours, he prefers Tango In The Night
31/03/2018 at 16:50
That’s the kind of joke I tell.
Freddy Steady says
31/03/2018 at 21:34
I don’t get it! (Again.)
01/04/2018 at 07:09
Everybody knows Tusk is Fleetwood Mac’s best album.
Barry Blue says
30/03/2018 at 08:22
In the late 60s, I visited a zoo run by a load of hippies in San Francisco. Midway through, I heard the cry ‘I’m not an animal!’ Startled, I asked one of the zookeepers what the hell it was.
‘That’s the elephant, man’ he said.
Moose the Mooche says
30/03/2018 at 08:49
Elephant goes into a pub.
Barman: What are you doing in here?
Elephant: I drink to forget.
(that’s the last time I buy those cheap Christmas crackers)
Lando Cakes says
30/03/2018 at 11:34
and Momentum says “Stop smearing Corbyn!”
30/03/2018 at 11:45
…wearing a black balaclava and carrying an AK47.
Oh no! It’s Elephant Isis!
31/03/2018 at 03:23
And says, “Sorry, wrong room.”
Black Celebration says
31/03/2018 at 04:41
And meets Adam and Eve
Elephant (to Adam) – ” you’re not going to pick up many buns with that!”
31/03/2018 at 13:58
..and realises no-one recognises him when wearing his sunglasses.
Sewer Robot says
31/03/2018 at 17:26
..says “I’ll need a lot more sun cream than that – I’ve got three brothers waiting in the Mini outside.
Is there a jumbo size?”
31/03/2018 at 20:29
See, this thread is bigger than an elephants bum.,
01/04/2018 at 02:06
The corniness isn’t as high as an elephant’s eye yet, though.
01/04/2018 at 07:08
And everybody ignores him.
01/04/2018 at 07:12
And tells the 800 pound gorilla: “I know how you feel”.
01/04/2018 at 14:42
…packs her trunk and says goodbye to the circus.
01/04/2018 at 15:37
..the guy behind the counter at PC World says
“Don’t tell me – you’ve stood on the mouse again..”
01/04/2018 at 15:48
Which reminds me to post this
01/04/2018 at 18:39
hubert rawlinson says
01/04/2018 at 17:14
and is asked
“Why do you paint your toenails red?”
“So I can hide in cherry trees”
01/04/2018 at 18:29
I’ve never seen an elephant in a cherry tree
01/04/2018 at 21:05
I have a variation on that, involving elephants and their testicles. They hide from predators in a similar way. The only time this goes wrong is when a giraffe decides to snack on cherries.
01/04/2018 at 21:08
His brother walks in lays down and is asked why he paints the soles of his feet yellow.
“So I can hide upside down in shark infested custard”
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