Reading this article today I discovered two things that surprised me:
1. That isn’t Tom Waits on the cover of Rain Dogs.
– big, big gap in surprise level –
2. Serge Gainsbourg “gave up alcohol for 12 days to make himself beautiful” for the cover of Love On The Beat. Which I think explains Bingo Little.
Just yesterday, I learnt that the cover of The First of a Million Kisses by Fairground Attraction is this photograph. One for @fentonsteve
https://www.artsy.net/artwork/elliott-erwitt-santa-monica-california-california-kiss-1
Very cropped, but yes. Photographer Elliott Erwitt gets a sleeve credit.
Designer Laurence Stevens had quite a run – Eurythmics, the Nanas, Moz:
https://www.discogs.com/artist/1829766-Laurence-Stevens
Oooh I bet joe Jackson’s feet hurt.
One thing that surprised me is that Boz Scaggs’ ‘Middleman’ is one of the best known album covers of our time.
It’s one of my favorite albums of all time, but I’m surprised any else has even heard of it, let alone recognise the album cover.
What bothers me is the microphone lead Grace Jones is holding on the cover of Island Life is plugged into the wall power outlet.
I hope the power was off. I am very dull.
Of course we all know that her pose on that cover is a composite of two photos. Otherwise it’s not possible.
It might be possible if she was being electrocuted at the time.
But we’d see her skeleton flashing on and off wouldn’t we?
Lol! And arf!
I’m going to reply to this comment with “Speak for yourself, Ducky” if nobody else does.
“Speak for yourself, Ducky”
Please delete Hawkfall’s comment, as is his request.
What was that deal on Manfred Mann’s Earth Band’s The Good Earth LP? (*pauses, opens a new tab to consult wiki, returns*) Those who bought the album on release could gain rights to one square foot of earth near Brecon in Wales, if they sent off a coupon on the inner sleeve. I wonder what came of that? Sod all?
One square foot is hardly enough to retire to, but if you’d planted a tree on it in 1974, it would probably be big enough for a tree house by now.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Good_Earth_(Manfred_Mann's_Earth_Band_album)
“Sod” all…arf!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p04cmh80
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b080czgx
I made a radio doc for BBC Radio Wales about this called ‘Finding the Good Earth’. We interviewed the great Manfred together with loads of others. I think the whole show must be available somewhere in the web world but all I could find on the BBC pages was this brief clip…
Thanks @eddie-g
I wouldn’t mind hearing that so will keep an eye (and ear) out. The fact the land has been planted with rows of sitka spruce makes me think it’s now a commercial timber plantation, somewhat muting the legacy of what seemed
like a novel environmental gesture.
I may have a spare CD copy somewhere. I’ll have a look.
Years ago I bought a 1 metre square plot in Lochaber on Ebay for 20 quid. That’s Lord Tkdmart to you!
I’ve lost count of the number of square feet of Islay I have rights to as a Laphroaig drinker. Probably enough to house a decent shed by now.
Enough to fall over in and fail to get back up, at any rate.
Care to buy my square foot off me? Priced very reasonably.
“Drink this and get square feet” – very unsuccessful Laphroaig slogan
I was in a hotel in North Berwick last month. Their drinks menu had about 50 single malts, which came in 50ml measures. One of the cheaper ones was your bog standard 10 yo Laphroaig. £12. TWELVE FECKIN’ QUID! I could buy a bottle in the local Tesco for £28. Needless to say, I had no whisky that weekend.
Th actor on the sleeve of How Soon Is Now by the Smiths (Sean Barrett), later played the priest with the ‘really boring voice’ in the legendary Father Ted Christmas special.
…but whose voice was great doing the narration on that “Dancing In The Street” music history doco series back in the mid 90s.
I just googled “whose voice was great doing the narration on that “Dancing In The Street” music history doco series back in the mid 90s” but unfortunately it just led me back here.
Off topic with almost anarchic abandon, it’s warm and sunny and I’m loving this today:
That video led me to this fantastic reggae channel on my computer’s YouTube. (And made me think, and not for the first time I might add, how come no one here ever tells me anything important like this?)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwX1RG5Al-PxuWysJg9RplA/videos
Edit: I am never watching anything else but this channel. It’s fantastic.
Leroy Smart! One of the black men in Hammermith Palais. This is amazing. I should start a new thread really. Not gonna though.
I’m with you – why haven’t any of the so-called “knowledgeable” people on here told us about this channel (although to be fair, I usually avoid YouTube – I click, I disappear…)???
IIRC, I think the the so-called “knowledgeable” people on here both flounced.
So you’re saying all the experts on here aren’t actually experts?
Next you’ll be telling me BJ is like totally honest
Do you’re reserrch!
What you need is an Oxford Comma
Or a Bedford Rascal
Been a long time since I had one of them Bedford Scallywags
I’m more of a Mazda Bongo man myself.
I prefer the MusicMan Bongo…
Wow, I am actually blown away by that Tom Waits fact. I did NOT know that.
The pictures were shot in the early 70s for an article about Café Lehmitz, a legendary hangout and all night bar on the Reeperbahn in Hamburg’s red light district.
Here’s a gallery of the pictures (includes a couple of potential Tom Waits covers…):
https://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotografie-am-abgrund-gluecklich-in-der-gosse-fotostrecke-109956.html
So… Did he choose that photo deliberately because it looked like him? Or was it all just an unintentional coincidence?
I don’t know why I’ve been so taken aback by this. It feels a bit like someone telling me that’s not actually the beatles on the cover of Abbey Road.
Ditto for me and same here. Now I look closely, it’s actually kinda clear. Just goes to show something.
The photo is a famous one from a series of pictures by the Swedish photographer Anders Petersen taken in the late 60s in a dodgy dive in Hamburg called Café Lehmnitz.
Oh … I see fatima got there before me.
I can reveal that not only is it not Tom Waits on the cover of Rain Dogs, but it’s also not him on the cover of “Dolly Parton Sings My Favorite Songwriter, Porter Wagoner”, Grover Washington’s “Mr. Magic”, and Gilbert O’Sullivan’s “Himself”! The more you discover about the elusive artiste’s non-appearance on album covers, the more astonishing it gets – right there in front of us (or not) all the time!
Indeed.
A notorious stickler for punctuality, the Tomster arrived in plenty of time for all of those cover shoots only to leave in a huff when the photographers were late.
They never did seem to twig that Tom waits for no one
You – outside.
Speaking as the site’s Comedy Monitor (ensuring quality LOLs since 2008): where you going with that gag, Jaygee, 1978?
I’m getting there!
Ignore the naysayers, Jaygee: that one made me chuckle, in a Tim Vine kind of way.
What a shocking reveal! So these covers used that newfangled “deep fake” technology, or what? They look awsome, but what a frightening world we live in where you can’t trust your own eyes. Are there any album covers that really do feature Tom Waits?
What’s it gonna take? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!
Did you also do the cover for Bowie’s Toy, G?
And it’s also not Elvira (Mistress Of The Dark) on the cover of Mr. Waits’ »Small Change« album. According to Miss Elvira, her breasts »are better«.
In what way »better«, Fats?
We’ve only got her word for that anyway. Under all that slap Elvira wears she might look like Arthur Mullard for all we know.
Side note, but I had absolutely no idea about Arthur Mullard until recently. He was a truly evil man.
I know… that version of Stayin’ Alive.
*shudder*
At the risk of sounding facetious, that’s more than his wife could bear doing when she killed herself after yrars of abuse because he had repeatedly raped their daughter since she was 13.
Do you do kids’ parties, Gatz?
A smile, a joke, a novelty balloon (and a grim biography of a largely forgotten comedy actor).
The cover of Echo by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers only features four figures – new boy Steve Ferrone wasn’t part of the official setup – nor was auxiliary player Scott Thurston, but he was there in the shot, standing in for bassist Howie Epstein. Epstein had become increasingly unreliable due to his drug use, failed to turn up on time and, as they were losing light, Thurston stepped in to the out of focus cover photo.
Epstein was sacked shortly after and was dead in a couple of years. Echo is one of the overlooked greats in Petty’s canon – a largely downbeat affair but it hangs together brilliantly.
Today’s tea/keyboard interface moment. Well done, HP.
Thanks, Duke O’ Dull. You made my labours worthwhile.
The German photographer Klaus Frahm, who took the cover photographs for many ECM albums of the 1980s (e.g. “As Falls Wichita, So Falls Wichita Falls” by Pat Metheny & Lyle Mays) is the father of top ambient keyboard maestro Nils Frahm.
Edmundo Ros is the grandfather of Sigur Ros.
Jedward is/are twin(s).
Edmundo Ros is an anagram of Usedom-Nord which is an collective municipality in the district of Vorpommern-Greifswald, in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, Germany.
The Finnish photographer Åapo Nüurmi, who chronicled the notorious turnip harvest failure of 1927, also took the cover photograph for Edmundo Ros’s “The Happy Herring” album, which shows Sigur’s mother in traditional turnip harvest costume.
I think “The Happy Herring” was also the title of an episode of Friends, starring David Swimmer as Ros. Perhaps it was “The One With The Happy Herring”.
In which Phoebe learns some old Ewan MacColl songs.
Not album related, but a useless fact nonetheless –
I have never watched (and will never watch) an episode of Friends or Frazier for more than about a minute
You should. You might pick up some new jokes.
And there was me thinking the mother-in-law was a tough crowd!
“New” being relative of course: “Friends” ceased in about 2004
New, as in, new for you. I am disappoint to have to make this clear to a self-appointed Joke Prefect. Perhaps it’s time you turned in your lapel badge to someone with a keener grasp of comedic nuance?
@MC-Escher
@h-p-saucecraft
If F and F are the source of your rapier-like wit, I think I’ll stay in 1978
Keep your hands off my comedic nuance!
Who is Frazier? And what would he do?
Walk into a room to be greeted with gales of hysterical laughter
In the booklet photos for Elliott Smith’s “XO” album, Smith is wearing the same grotty old Hank Williams t-shirt as he’s wearing on the front cover of the “Either/Or” album.
That’s nothing – on the back sleeve of the Argentinian pressing of “Matt Monroe At The Movies” he’s wearing the same underpants he wore for the “Matt Monroe and Dickie Henderson – Together At Last!” album sleeve, five years earlier..
Dan Richter, he who took the photographs for the covers of the John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band and Yoko Ono/Plastic Ono Band albums, was one of the apes in “2001: A Space Odyssey.”
Which one? We need facts here, not flimsy assertions.
… Gerald
The leader of the group apparently.
Probably the one who throws the bone in the air.
Cheetah! You obviously looked on IMDb
‘Moonwatcher’ in the book, I think.
BBC missed a trick by not having him as David Bloody Attenborough in all the titles.
Hilarious recall! And the physical resemblance was uncanny. But he was more into Johnny Mathis than Johnny Lennon.
He was absolutely livid.
Attenborough doesn’t eat daffodils, though.
Probably because the bulbs are mildly toxic.
…I thought Gerald was a mole…
How is Anne, by the way?
Flourishing – or so I gather…
This isn’t really a surprising fact, more of an observation, but I’ve always been amazed by the thought that the Sgt pepper cover could so easily have been done in an almost identical way just with a photo collage, and there was no need for the (presumably hugely laborious and expensive) process of printing out full colour life-size copies of all the figures just to arrange them and photograph them all again. Seems insane to me.
It’s almost like, say, the creators of Wallace and Gromit decided to make them life size to animate them. Just daft and unnecessary.
Not just a record cover, it was Art, darling..
Life-size plasticine models? Cool idea, bro….
Hate to be a bitter old cynic but … doing it that way takes a lot longer and the artist could make a lot more money out of the job. 25-year-old millionaire pop stars are easily convinced I’d say.
That’s almost definitely the explanation!
I could never have been a Beatle. I mean, apart from the obvious, I’m much too practically minded.
“Peter, just cut some figures out of magazines and stick them down, it will look exactly the same and will be really effective. I’m not going to pay for you to do all THAT. You’ve lost the plot.”
Similarly, “Paul, don’t you think we should write a script before hiring this bus and cavorting off round the country without a plan? And how much did it cost to get it painted like that? Do we have to scrub all that off before we hand it back?”
And,”Chaps, there’s no way we are going to be organised enough to have a concert of entirely new material in an overseas, outdoor venue in two weeks, so let’s just stop pretending and bin that idea right away. In fact, I’ll be surprised if we even make it as far as doing a couple of songs live on, say, the roof of the building! (Ha ha, as if we would do a rooftop concert in January! We’d all catch our death!)”
Or, “John, other artists need to use this studio. We can’t just commandeer the whole place to hook up all these tape loops for whatever this mad experiment is of yours. Besides, the staff are already on overtime and they need to get back to their families, and it’s costing us a fortune to keep them here tonight. They are all just sitting around doing nothing anyway. Why don’t we just all go home and have a think about another song for Monday to flesh out side four of the album?”
Or even, “We can’t stay here, let’s go home. The room stinks, there’s no toilet and George is underage anyway – I won’t be surprised if the Germans deport him. Come on, there’s more money playing the dance halls back home, and we can practice synchronised steps like that new band The Shadows I’ve heard about”.
Paul: “Hey, Arthur, I had a dream last night about what you were saying about just letting it be.”
And I call me dull…
Hey.. but when Zappa parodied the cover didn’t he do exactly the same thing?
Incidentally, I think the Jimi Hendrix figure in the picture of We’re Only In It For The Money IS actually Jimi Hendrix.
Quick question – is it true that Bob Dylan and Jimi Hendrix never met?
He is. That’s true.
… and yet, strangely, maybe deliberately, the Jimi figure looks like a cut-out!
Craaaazy, man.
They were ideas people and when logistics kicked in they became bored by detail. If they wanted to perform on Mt Everest, in their heads they were on the summit, singing a song, and their people could just make it happen with Mal lugging Billy Preston’s piano up there himself on his back. It was just a question of when the flight to Nepal is. Tuesday? Great – let’s do it!
I’ll just leave this here:
Luckily my work computer has denied me any access to see that picture.
I wish mine would.
People look at the AW on work computers?? We’re going to have to up our game here, people. Where’s me camera…
What with WFH, I no longer have to explain why I have just sprayed my keyboard with tea. Again.
Tea? It could be worse pal. Trust me
Is that one from the “Pop Stars breaking wind” thread? I fear he may have followed through.
one to go… only one
I would like to thank all who believed in me.
Gary is famed as the only person to have flounced into this lively on-line community.
Not a lot of people know that it isn’t Walter Carlos on the front cover of ‘Switched On Bach’, and it isn’t Wendy either. Ask Warn Griner.
Walter Carlos – The Forgotten Man Of Electronica.
World Party’s Goodbye Jumbo is the only LP cover to feature both 2 Live Crew and Lenin.
(at least one of these isn’t visible on the CD)
…and there’s a winky on the front of Second Coming (perhaps giving away the album being a load of old cock)
Come now! That Stone Roses album is pretty damn swell!
Gary – hope you’re enjoying the hamper ? Series 6 (the final one apparently) of This Is Us is most excellent.
I haven’t started “series” 1 yet. I think I might watch them in reverse order, as I really enjoyed Christopher Nolan’s Memento.
Every time a thread like this comes up, I contribute my favourite interesting fact. I’ve mentioned it so often now, that most Afterworders will be very familiar with it. But, for any newcomers, here is my favourite album cover-related fact:
Emily Young, who painted the distinctive “penguin/human being” album covers for the Penguin Café Orchestra, is the same Emily who was being referred to (when she was a child) in “See Emily Play” by Syd’s Pink Floyd. Amazing, eh?
Nothing personal, duco, but this is the most interesting comment you’ve ever made! I am sadface that I am unfamiliar with the distinctive “penguin/human being” album covers.
Pleased to say that I am and shall be seeing them in September.
You have to make an appointment to see the album covers?
Only if you want to wear one
I like that one, that IS a good fact! And no, I hadn’t heard that before.
In fact, it turns out that when she painted the “Homo/Pennguin” album covers, Emily Young was married to the founder of the Penguin Café Orchestra, Simon Jeffes. She is thus the mother of the current leader of the Penguin Café, Arthur Jeffes.
Sub-fact: Simon Jeffes arranged the orchestration on Sid Vicious version of My Way, and the orchestral version of EMI on the Great Rock n Roll Swindle
Another fact is that Music For a Found Harmonium is the most annoying tune in the world, especially when folk bands cover it.