The Afterword

Musings on the byways of popular culture

Menu

You are here: Home / Blog / Adam and the Anus

Adam and the Anus

by 189 Comments

This is such an AfterWord topic I can’t believe it’s not actually breaching our copyright. All over Twitter at the moment – change one letter in a band’s name and make it crap

0

Comments

  60. The Collies with Graham Bash
    First Aid Bit
    Norah Bones
    Ruddy Holly
    The Pinks
    Brian Toole and the Tremeloes
    Wank Wankford
    Otis Bedding
    Eddie Rochran
    B.B.C.
    Tree
    Quick Silver Passenger Service
    Eddie and the Hot Pods
    Carole Ting with James Saylor
    Gordon Rightfoot

  82. Willy
    Saltana
    The Mithers of Invention
    Spray
    The Gollies
    1910 Fruitbum Company
    The Lead Boys
    Steely Pan
    The Polite featuring Sling
    The Booby Brothers
    The Pretty Thongs
    Dead or Clive

  109. Silly A Framer – prison or palace in Liverpool
    Drank Afield – before he could yodel
    Chin Lizzy – go on Phil I dare Ya!
    Shin Fizzy – bootleggers special
    Crateful Wead – always had a smoke with ’em
    Erateful Lead – lead everyone a dance
    Mirthday Party – fun guys to be around
    Birthday Farty – after eating too much cake
    Toys Text Poor – kids on the beg
    Pick Nave End She Had Needs
    SCREAMING WORD MUTCH – a lot goes on around here
    Toll By Toll – helps repair roads
    Rum Jar Sand – bottled it
    The Cruel Tea – provided by Mrs Arsenic
    Glue Sink – somewhere to Barf!
    Glues Brothers – stick together
    Five Finger Death Lunch – watch what you eat, may need the Glue Sink.
    The COVED Ones – took a lot out
    Saul Severe & The Braiders
    John Bred & his Slayboys

  114. Counting Brows – Now OZ has re-opened Beauty parlours

    Ruddy Wagers – Next for the Betting shops & Pubs to re-open

    The Fuck Muttons – put some pork on your fork,now China don’t want OZ meat
    Junior Tells – What!!!!!!!!
    Buddy Gay – apologies Junior
    John Pee Shooker – had to get rid of last drip
    Flex Harvey – adaptable guy
    Silted John – The Bog’s now full

    I HAVE TO STOP !!!!!!!!!! It’s becoming addictive.

  124. Nail Sudaka – Puzzle Solver
    Peasick Sieve – no life on ocean wave here
    Merry Fee Blewis – a lot of them did
    Jan Harmer – suffer little keyboard
    Man Shammer – all in shame
    Jar Hammer – the music does!
    Bleack Yabbath – a lot of bollocks
    Bloggin’ Lolly – how else to make a quid
    Bulluck Bros.
    Tan Jury – a cuz Fan Fury
    Flem-On-Beds
    Fillie Stall
    Dames Crown
    Ages Strangle
    Levis Fund

  125. Scone Temple Pilots
    Gob Mould
    Jeff Tweeny
    Sam Frown
    Jennifer Rust
    Frankie goes to Dollywood
    Mice and the Mechanics
    Johnny Hash
    The Dammed
    Lana del Rat
    Boy Wood
    Ladness
    Loo Read
    Nice Drake
    (or) Sick Drake
    The Unthinks
    Talking Beads
    Ocean Colour Scent
    Fun Bot Three
    The Smithy
    Gove (Arthur Lee’s Tory band)
    Wire Straits
    Him Wilde

  126. Devolting Cocks
    Poo Poo Dolls
    Killing Poke
    Nine Inch Neils – from Young Ones
    Gay Hikers On Acid
    Slower Travellin’ Band
    Busker Du
    Pothouse Flowers
    Farty Wilde – Him’s daddy
    Moan As Polite/Police Woman
    Muffy Power
    Eurosmith
    Alabama Snakes
    Malice Pooper – Apol’s if already Done
    Amen Horner
    Amy Swinehouse
    Toxic Booster – Ozzie Tennis Brat
    Band Of Houses – Housing Estate
    Ben Sweller
    Bernard Tanning
    Filly Cragg & Bilco
    Bo Fiddley
    Howling For Soup
    Mutterfield Blues Band
    Crap Your Hands Say Yeah
    Mondo Fucks
    Beerhoof
    Cropkick Murphys
    Faith So Sore
    Guided By Vices

  131. Muff Medway
    Dandy Earhols – listen Up
    Fucky Buzzard
    Mucky Bizzard
    Bogs D’Amour
    Exploding Shite Mice
    Bowlin’ Wolf – hit a strike everytime
    Butthole Turfers – lay lady lay lawn
    Celbate Trifles – mix it with Custard aka Bustard or Mustard
    Lick Male – way to go surfin’
    Len Sharper & Alabama Blend Toys

Leave a Reply