Completely nicking Mark Kermode’s idea here, how many actually good ones can we come up with? I’ll start with one of my favourites. Matt Berry’s eclectic collection of releases float my boat. Hear this ferinstance.
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I have a strange affection for Scarlett Johansen’s collection of Tom Waits covers.
http://youtu.be/0myr6p1BCTU
And for Peter Wyngarde’s bonkers album, a mixture of out of tune chansons and stuff like this (there is a song of sorts eventually, it’s just a really long intro).
Absolute proof (if any were needed) that Peter Wyngarde invented hip hop
Well that would explain his pimp-ass threads
Peanuts? Now there’s a word for skinheads one doesn’t hear any more.
That was a seriously strange track.
Googled Wyngarde and stumbled across Lenny Henry.
Speaking of bonkers ….
No idea if its any good or not as I’ve never played it but I do own this by the Mr Benn hitmaker
I’m only familiar with the title track but can confirm that it is surprisingly good.
I don’t know what the parent album is like, but I adore MacArthur Park – all that sweet green icing flowing down – utterly bonkers/ OTT, but a fabulous record all the same.
Here’s the songwriter’s version
Here’s the prog rock version:
It is a brilliant album. Here is another track, one of my favourite tunes ever, with bonkers turned to 11. Check out the first two lines to see where it is going:
I would also like to give praise to the 2 albums Harris did with Jimmy Webb. Sublime orchestral pop – with a distinctly left-field perspective. Currently available as single cd for less than £4 on Amazon prime. An absolute snip
Uppity up up up!
Spend those spondulix!
Ahem.
Oh wait. Good ones, you say?
🙂
Steady now. Look what you get up to when I go to the vets.
A frequently played album in our house – my mother was a big fan
A bit of House:
Gene Clark song. I have this album, it’s er … interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79-eb-Vo1XE
Calypso anybody?
https://youtu.be/G8poH4WgZvI
Two actors for the price of one, singing Carly Simon, from their LP.
It’s good this. Honest.
https://youtu.be/Dl5I79j6Ink
And he’s on Slave to the Rhythm…. reading a load of old toot by Ian Penman.
“Rhythm is both a song’s manacle and it’s demonic charge… isn’t that right, Tinker?”
Here’s a wonderful oddity. Robert Mitchum did a whole album calypso in 1957 on Jamaica.
I’m not that mad on his cod Jamaican accent but it’s a far from unpleasant listen. And the session musicians do a great job.
Jean and Dina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPgQrlzuRBQ&list=PL624A2943E8C73AE3
I learn a merengue, Mama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5STVv68IoqE&index=7&list=PL624A2943E8C73AE3
See above *coughs*
Ooops! As always, Beany, you and I are on the same page!
How about Sophia Loren singing the Mambo Italiano?
Arooga!!
Time for a very long cold shower for me, I think.
Stan and Ollie – Trail of the Lonesome Pine.
Let’s have another Star Trekker.
Nichelle had rather a fine voice.
A number one hit for Jimmy Nail.
Ain’t no doubt that it’s still a rather good disco record.
She’s lying.
My favourite bit of that is the line that’s something like..
“Somewhere I hear a door slam…”
trying to sound all deep and meaningful and failing superbly. Great pop tune though, quite agree KFD.
In his later years Christopher Lee won awards for his heavy metal albums. I prefer his earlier work.
Steve Martin – As many great albums as great films of late.
John Belushi & Dan Ackroyd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnaSRhMB_qo
William Shatner
6 albums to date
2004s Has Been was produced by Ben Folds, and included this rather fine take on Common People
This version with Joe Jackson is superb (watch Joe trying not to crack up at The Shat’s dad dancing). It disappears from YouTube whenever it is posted but well worth an extra click to watch.
My word, that’s blummin’ wonderful.
Thanks for posting Gatz.
Have an Up, Gatz. That made my evening.
Thirded! Amazing! What a song!
Fourthed!
Marvelous stuff!
Gotta hand it to the Shatmeister, he IS up for it.
Greg Proops tells of what great company WS was at an Edinburgh fringe ‘Sci Fi’ comedy production. No airs or graces, a great sense of the ridiculous, up for a toke & a cold drink & on occasion keeping the youngsters in the cast awake in the hotel by being ‘at it’ in the shower with his Mrs!
Rock & indeed, Roll!
Jack Black
3 albums as Tenacious D, even managing to rope in Dave Grohl for tub-thumping duties. And got him to appear in the video for Tribute
Minnie Driver did at least a couple of albums. I only heard the first one, but it was a decent effort – this song stood out & listening back to it now, I still like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyZlwthkL8E
I saw her do a couple of tracks live at Abbey Road when one of the albums was released. She had a pretty good voice.
Back to Matt Berry, Solstice from Kill The Wolf is a great piece of folk-prog… and his Music for Insomniacs album (instrumental) is worth a spin too.
Seconded.
I like Mr Berry’s music more than enough to overlook the slight lyrical muddle when he refers to watching lambs skip and play during a Winter solstice.
Makes me suspect he’s been in London a fair while.
Fun to watch live as well, I’ve seen him and the Maypoles a couple of times at Kentish Town Forum.
It’s actually thrilled, isn’t it, given the OP?
Really must learn to count one day.
Thirded, not thrilled. I’m off for a lie-down.
Ah it is not just me that noticed that lamb line too. Annoys me every time. Tell it to me straight: am I turning into a pedant? Will I be correcting your grammar soon?
@BigJimBob Don’t worry, you’re fine.
Unless, like me, you prefer shopping in Waitrose despite a limited budget because they are the only supermarket with 10 items or FEWER signs.
If that’s the case, you’re probably doomed 🙂
Oh I just shop in Waitrose because I don’t like touching the hoi polloi. Plus where else can I get my organic Za’atar infused quinoa salad?
Do PJ & Duncan count?
Sike!!
Only as far as ten, then they run out of fingers.
Why I’m not on telly is a mystery.
Swedish 60s sexpot Ann-Margret has recorded several albums.
This is a storming Ann Margaret track – fuzzy baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1F8-TuLUPw
If an actor sings, my first thought is: vanity project.
But Zooey Deschanel is no slouch as a pop star. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw She and Him live by what a good show she and M Ward put on.
From Paint your Wagon, Lee “Point Blank” Marvin.
He does have a rather wonderful, Waitesque voice.
And from the same movie, the even more unlikely sight of Clint singing.
The Cribbster
I’ve never heard Juliette Lewis & the Licks, but I think I might like to. Private show?
Keep your hands where we can see them, mister.
Brian Protheroe. He was always in those earnest BBC dramas my mum watched in the 70s.
And from around the same era, Anthony Head’s brother, made a few films, did a nice album from which this comes:
Also sings on Chess, remember One Night in Bangkok?
I love that. Never heard it before.
Say It Ain’t So, Joe is fantastic. My mother loved it but mainly because she fancied Murray Head probably. Cooing at him through showing of Sunday Bloody Sunday on TV one night.
Father: “A bit young for you, darling?”. Condescendingly.
Mother: “Young. And virile” Pointedly.
Morgana King – probably best known as Mama Corleone – released numerous albums featuring her strange quivering voice and luxury class string arrangements . Wonderful version of “A Taste of Honey” – and her “It’s a quiet thing” album is an all-time classic late night listen.
The singer from U.N.C.L.E.
File under Interesting.
Sorry BJB. I’m dragging this thread off into some very peculiar places.
Hylda Baker – Substitute
KFD you can take it anyway you like. But if it goes this way? Then you have to listen to this:
I’m all for so-bad-it’s-good, but that is just fucking terrible. Oh yus indeed.
Robert Downey Jr put out a pretty good album a few years ago, where he actually covered a Yes track. This was the song played over the end credits of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (a good movie BTW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAC5hvJdSSM
Milla Jovovich released a album in 1994 which I enjoyed a lot (a bit Tori, a bit Kate). This was the single: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ_I_aWsaRM
Jane Birkin has released several albums, this is from Arabesque. Settings of Serge Gainsbourg.
songs.
Nowadays it seems that Jane B has made the transition over from being an actress to being a singer. Her albums are always pushing the envelope and exploring other musical worlds.
Marlene Dietrich made a similar career move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=godCPz1i0Hw
Scott Bakula sings Imagine. I loved Quantum Leap.
Amy Adams sings “That’s How You Know” from Disney’s Enchanted. The best spoof of a Disney movie that is not Shrek.
https://youtu.be/xRYU4cqUAUs
Thanks Beany. I really enjoyed that. Everything but the kitchen sink thrown in..
She’s great, like an old fashioned film star.
I always confuse Matt Berry with Nick Berry. Easy to see why.
We did a thread like this way back when and I’m going to post the same track again. Billy Bob Thornton has apparently released 4 albums and if they’re anything like this they’re probably worth checking out. This is my favourite version of the Leon Payne classic partly due to the quality bunch of musicians Billy Bob has backing him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqcEV-VNsYl
Billy Bob’s band The Boxmasters are the real deal. A lot more than a vanity project.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDAqYDZAWR4
Eddie Murphy has a bash at being a popstar.
It’s not awful but then I suspect that rather a lot of money went into making sure it sounded good.
Didn’t Kate Winslett release a single in the late 90’s? I think it was a huge power ballad.
Must be this one, which has had a lot of listens on Spotify.
It was from A Xmas Carol: The Movie.
That’s it… you know, I actually rather like it. Better than I remember it.
Not forgetting young Steve Marriott billed as Stephen Marriott in ‘Live it Up’ and ‘Be my Guest’.
Remember Julie Covington? Of course you do; acting in “Rock Follies” (and 70s stage drama by David Hare Caryl Churchill, and Howard Barker) and making pop albums: “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina,” of course, but I like this melodramatic folk thing that Bob Stanley put on a compilation.
Julie C did a thoroughly decent Richard Thompson helmed album, with this as the lead single.
She also turned up as a backing singer on the Albion Bands epic Rise Up Like the Sun LP, and ton he tour that went with it, the girly singers, at least at the Venue, near Victoria station, being Covington, Melanie Harold (aka Joanna Carlin) and Viola Wills.
That album by Julie Covington, “The Beautiful Changes” – isn’t that mainly an album of Clive James and Pete Atkin songs? I’ve never heard it. I’m a huge James/Atkin fan, so maybe I should check it out one day…
How can we forget the Only Women Bleed Hitmaker?
One of those Little Ladies was married to Dennis Waterman.
What a name for a female band! You wouldn’t get away with it today.
He wrote the theme tune. He sang the theme tune.
A friend of ours is an airline pilot. Early on in his career – with his first airline – the legendary screen hardman Mr. Waterman was on one of his flights. During the flight, Mr. W consumed a packet of Mini Cheddars. Our friend obtained the empty packet after the flight, and contacted his agent for a signed photo. Both items were framed and currently reside in his sister’s downstairs loo, a slightly faded conversation piece.
This utterly un-Hoary Old Rock Anecdote was brought to you by Grey Pooter.
Great story, if a somewhat strange item to frame!
I’ve got a DW story too. In the early 70s I briefly lived in Finborough Road, Chelsea*, just a stone’s throw from Stamford Bridge.
Match days were a nightmare, made worse by the fact that we lived on a side road with a little off-road parking area/yard down the side of the house. It goes without saying that people were constantly blocking the entrance to the yard, especially on week night games when they would pretend not to see the “No Parking” signs.
One night in particular I returned home to find a big fuck-off BMW New Six (predecessor to the 7 Series) parked squarely across our driveway. My flatmate was doing his nut since his car was trapped in the yard and he had to be somewhere very soon.
Before leaving the house on foot he fired off a stinging note along the lines of “Thanks for blocking me in, twat! Don’t fucking park here again, you stupid c**t!!!” and tucked it under the wiper of the Beemer.
At around 9.30 I was leaving the house myself when the BMW’s owner turned up. You’ve probably guessed by now it was Dennis Waterman, apparently a huge Chelsea fan. Before getting in the car he retrieved the note, studied it carefully for a few seconds, looked around, then screwed it up and threw it on the ground. He then roared off toward Kings Road.
*actually the Fulham Road end of Earl’s Court
I think great is far too kind. Some of the BMWs of that era are very handsome cars, especially the big coupes, with or without ‘batmobile’ wings.
Yes, agreed, the Six series two door coupes of the 70s were fabulous cars
That’s an hilarious story GCU.
Rather like the Middle Ages when a church would have holy relics like The Toenail Clippings of St Cuthbert or the Jockstrap of St Jacob.
Anyone else the proud owner of the discarded snack wrappers of the stars?
This website is the only one I know where posting a slight story of an actor’s discarded snack wrapper might be appreciated. Grey Area has never been asked to be on ‘Loose Ends’.
Not a discarded star nibbled snack wrapper I do however have an empty packet of Eddy Grundy Pork Scratchings.
When Dennis Waterman sang the theme tune to New Tricks – a ditty penned by Mike Moran – many people thought its similarity to End of the Line by The Traveling Wilburys was a cynical move. But there’s a back story that goes back nigh on 30 or so yearsish.
Mike hit Number 2 with Rock Bottom in 1977 with Lynsey De Paul. The pair were the talk of the nation. As this was also the UK Eurovision entry, the exposure to the song in an age before social media (just 3 TV channels, a handful of radio stations) was so extensive that a visiting Tom Petty was under the impression that the song must have a certain undefinable something. They were even on the cover of Titbits!
He also liked the idea of duetting on pianos with a pretty female sitcom star. Hungry/desperate for a hit, he thought he’d “borrow” the whole concept and by making a few tweaks, he could claim the song as an original composition. De Paul’s hair resembled his own, so he could picture himself singing her parts. It also explained the beauty spot that appeared on his face at around this time and the top hat that he still wears to this day.
So…safely back in the States, Tom wrote a song called “Back Bottom” which he performed with hot-as-all-get-out TV star Florence Henderson, back to back on pianos. He considered the lyrical tweaks clever, but the song’s integrity suffered:
Tom : Terr-agedy?
Flo : you got ‘ it!
Tom : history?
Flo : I get it !
Tom: Where are we?
Both : Back Bottom! Wrap it up and start it again!
Tom’s mistake was overestimating the discernment of of the UK pop audience. He didn’t take on board that the British are grateful for any entertainment at all and have very, very low standards. Of course the more sophisticated jeans-wearing US audience hated the song. On the Tonight show, Tom and Flo’s performance actually provoked boos and catcalls. Audience footage shows the people holding their noses and mimicking flushing a high cistern toilet.
After musical performances, an impressed-looking Johnny Carson tended to say “How *about* that? Weren’t they somethin’?” – but after that performance, his face was like thunder and he stood silently for a moment before shaking his head and moving on. That gesture killed the song stone dead in America.
Nevertheless, some years later Mike was in LA and approached Tom about the song – and Tom admitted his plaguerism and promised to discuss a settlement. The next day a couple of goons visited Mike at his rented condo and left him in no doubt that pursuing the matter will not be a good idea. This was heartbreaking for Mike because he’d always been a fan of both Harry Secome *and* Michael Bentine.
So when Dennis Waterman approached Mike for New Tricks, Mike couldn’t resist nicking one of Tom’s songs and changing the lyrics a bit. It was a bit petty.
You had me until the Goons gag (the best part of a great post btw).
Very entertaining post, Mr Celebration.
Most of the thesps posted on this thread have acquitted themselves fairly honourably.
Kevin Costner’s singing is mentioned in this very amusing hatchet job on vanity projects and the Hollywood stars and their egos.
http://fadeinonline.com/the-30-worst-vanity-projects-of-all-time.html
Judge for yourself. I’ve heard worse.
90-odd posts and nobody’s posted Bruce Willis yet.
Let’s keep it that way…
The Artful Dodger from Oliver (1)
The Artful Dodger from Oliver (2)
Mike Flowers Pops (MFP- geddit?) deserve to be mentioned here as it was an actor, Mike Roberts,
who was playing the part of the king of easy listening. Whatever happened to him?
Very witty arrangements anyway.
Scottish Billy Boyd who played Pippin in LOTR now concentrates on his band Beecake. Sounds quite good too.
Staying in Scotland. A Hollywood star who started his career as Gerry Rafferty’s bandmate. How AW can you get?
A big hand please for Billy Connolly!
If you are taking it that way, then John Tams started in Muckram Wakes, wrote the songs for Warhorse via spells with the Albions, Home Service and Hagman in Sharpe.
Jacek Koman is an Australian-Polish actor who on the side has a band, VulgarGrad, who sing songs of the Russian underclass. They seem to get over the language barrier rather well.
This playlist is far better than one might have hoped. Several rather pleasant surprises like Morgana and Minnie. And Amy Adams rules!
Tom Waits definitely appeals to actors who want to make music.
Bad Liver och hans brustna hjärtan were a band who did Waits covers in Swedish. What made them special was that rather than simply translating the lyrics, they wittily transferred the stories to a Swedish setting.
Jockey full of bourbon
The heart of Saturday night
Might appeal to @locust. Duh! She probably has already heard them.
The interview in Swedish is rather interesting. They are the only band who have been allowed to translate TW to another language.
Does Sting count?
He does on the beginning of this: