Proctologists: “Your Ends Justify Our Means”
FIFA: “The Beautiful Gain”
I’m sure you can do better…
A modern mission statement / motto
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Musings on the byways of popular culture
Mission statement of Hitler.
Hard working, results-oriented, team player with excellent communication skills. Possible question on the team player aspect but you’re allowed one lie.
Always loved the one for the Met Police, “making London safer”. Good lord, the brainstorming sessions that came up with this must have been comedy gold.
“Dull it isn’t!” A classic!
Thanks for popping in KFD, but what?
The OP reminds me of something a friend showed me years ago. It was a copy of a page from a magazine published in the 1890s, back when the bottoms of columns were filled out with peculiar facts or, as in this case, jokes. This particular jest went thusly: Q: What do proctologists have in common with the Brooklyn Bridge? A: Both are chiefly supported by piles’.
A real-life one, spotted near Heathrow on the back of a sewage-clearing tanker:
“For your Number 2s, we are No.1”
Scrotum Bats – Sleep Unmolested.
Erotic Tarmac.
Sorry – Wrong website.
Another real-life one, probably true,
Another genuine one seen on a sign put up by a scaffolding firm – “Satisfaction guaranteed with every erection”. Arf.
Seen a few years ago on a roadworks lorry – “Jam makers since 1983.”
Another real one from dating app Tindr:
“It’s like real life, but better.”
Pass the sick bag.