It’s the original line-up apparently. I’ll be honest I had to read that twice before I’d believe it after watching the video. The iconic hairstyle is gone, the waistline is gone, the ability to remove sunglasses upon entering a room is gone. The passing years have not been kind. They look older than the Stones and in worse shape. The good news is that the bass player seems happy with the reunion. Lead singer Mike Score has a ‘Brando as Colonel Kurtz’ vibe going on from a good angle; from a bad angle it’s ‘Brando as Dr. Moreau’. If you watch the video on mute and randomly freeze-frame you’d be forgiven for thinking you’re watching a Bad Manners or Black Grape comeback promo. Hey, it could even be a reformed Right Said Fred!
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Sewer Robot says
Seriously predisposed to hate ‘em back then (the haircut? Being “big in America” first? Couldn’t be the sh*t name – everyone had one of those) but one of their tunes was dropped into an episode of Halt And Catch Fire a while back and I was already thinking “this is reet good” before I realized it was Barnet Fail and chums.
They may be more Mitchell Brothers than Martin Kemp now, but how many of us would want to live in a house full of floor length mirrors? Apart from me and Gary.
Baron Harkonnen says
I saw him at a pub in Liverpool one afternoon about 2-3 years ago. This guy gets up and sings AFOS`s `I Ran` on a karaoke , I thought he sang that well. The the DJ says `thanks Mike` and then announces `a big hand for Mike Score from AFOS`. Like you say Bisto his appearance through me completely, the hair had taken off but he was neck to toe in black leather.
fentonsteve says
I recently had my tape deck repaired. One of the first tapes in was Jesus Jones on Radio 1 In Concert from 1989. It hasn’t aged well.
The reformed Jesus Jones played my local pub the other week. I didn’t go. I’ve played on that stage, that’s how far they’ve fallen.
Moose the Mooche says
The entry on JJ in Then Play Long is very good.
Yes that does mean they had a number one album.
Ahh_Bisto says
Liked ‘Info Freako’ and parts of Jesus Jones’s first album. Thought ‘Right Here Right Now’ was a decent zeitgeisty kind of pop song.
Saw them perform at Reading ’90 and they were pants. They’d obviously decided to ditch the guitar sound and replace it with…nothing. So the music sounded like a session drummer struggling with delay while competing with samples on a backing tape; not a great sound for a festival gig. Nor does it make for a good look if you’re the guitar player and the bass player throwing yourselves around the stage as if you’re riffing like Sabbath on speed and all you can here is the echo of a bass drum and a sampled screeching noise with occasional bursts of Italian House piano (also sampled).
I remember the week in July 1991 when ‘Unbelievable’ by EMF was at No.1 in the US with ‘Right Here Right Now’ at No.2. I think NME made that one-two the cover for that week’s edition. That is a long way to fall.
Vulpes Vulpes says
Sandwiched between “Barbed Wire Kisses” and “The Martyr Mantras” are two Jesus Jones elpees – ‘liquidizer’ and ‘doubt’ – on the vinly shelves at Foxy Towers. I don’t think either disc has been spun since about 1991. I’d forgotten I had them until you lot started reminiscing!
Gary says
What kinda filing system you using there, Foxy? Where’s Automatic? Darklands? All sounds way too random for this place.
Vulpes Vulpes says
It all ends at 1988 for me and the JAMC. Self parody after then.
pawsforthought says
I think I brought Liquidiser and Barbed Wire Kisses on the same day on cassette from LNA records, Rushden High Street. Don’t look for it, its not there anymore.
Ahh_Bisto says
I’m glad you added that bit at the end. I was halfway up the drive.
Colin H says
Has there been a demand for a FoS reunion? Honest question. I would have assumed they’d be a 5 minute spot on an 80s revival bill. But I don’t know that era well.
metal mickey says
I would usually agree with you, but ver ‘gulls were genuinely big in the US at the time (kind of Herman’s Hermits to Duran Duran’s Beatles), so there may well be a lucrative payday in prospect for the sake of a few months on the road, and good luck to them… “I Ran” and “Wishing” are still choons, though I don’t think I’d be in the queue to listen to a whole album’s worth of them…
Colin H says
Well explained, Mick. I’ve honestly never heard a note of their music but as Arthur says below, the name is memorable. Maybe the rather po-faced guy in the wraparound indoor shades should use a wig styled exactly like his M-shaped 80s do – a bit like the ‘Art Garfunkel’ wig that Art apparently wore for many years after his heyday. People associate some artists so much with a particular hairstyle that they might as well give the punters what they want.
Moose the Mooche says
Rod Stewart famously said that once his barnet’s gone he’ll have to retire. Bowie had *something* done at some point in the late 80s/early 90s – a Chrome-Dome Dame simply wouldn’t have done, luvvie.
Ahh_Bisto says
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow as he sang on David Live
MC Escher says
Nope, sorry. Not having that. Not Bowie. man, for pity’s sake leave me with something beautiful and pure.
Withdraw your comment immediately, or Steps will be taken outside and shot.
Moose the Mooche says
Oh dear. Bye-bye Steps.
Martin Hairnet says
Unless you have a verifiable source to back up your outlandish claim (a peer reviewed publication in Nature Trichology, for instance) then the Bowie barnet must remain a beacon of all natural, robust follicular growth for the more mature male. It is on such matters that a generation’s hopes and dreams can depend.
Moose the Mooche says
Oh it was robust, organic and follicular growth all right. I just don’t think it was originally his.
Martin Hairnet says
I doubt it came from Art Garfunkel’s head. Scissors cut indeed.
Moose the Mooche says
As Terry Gilliam says in The Meaning of Life when some transplant surgeons try to remove his liver, “But… I’m using it!”
Gary says
Someone’s got to:
Arthur Cowslip says
I was going to mention that. Namechecked in Austin Powers as well, plus a nod in La La Land.
There’s certainly something in the air. They seem to be a key part of the eighties mythos. I genuinely think it’s the name more than the music – ‘a flock of seagulls ‘ – it sounds comical, but bizarre and intriguing. I actually don’t know any of their songs but their name has stuck out as long as I can remember.
Ahh_Bisto says
“The young ones used their hands
Pointed the way to a flock
A flock of seagulls!
A flock of seagulls!”
The Stranglers – Toiler on The Sea
Locust says
And the airport scene in The Wedding Singer.
Leedsboy says
AFOS – decent tunes. None more 80s sound. What’s not to love?
Ahh_Bisto says
Their comeback?
Don’t get me wrong. Their 80s swagger was half decent in spite of the ‘Elvis quiff squashed by a spacehopper’ haircut.
Leedsboy says
Yeah. It’s fun innit?
Black Type says
Dear reader, I saw this…and I ran.
Freddy Steady says
Unfortunately derided as synthy lightweights when in fact they were a deeply political band at the time…Iran.
Bamber says
I saw them a few years ago at the Electric Picnic festival here in Ireland. The EP always throws in a few “legacy” acts. I’ve also seen OMD (not the Ozark Mountain Daredevils, the other ones), ABC, BAD (spotting a pattern here!) and they were all good value in a large tent on a sunny, beery afternoon. None took themselves too seriously and all were content to just play the hits. I never liked A Flock of Seagulls back in the day but stayed for the set. I think I had more of an issue with the guitarist’s glasses than yer man’s stupid hairdo when they were in thir pomp.
I just had a flashback to one of our resident school psychos trying to bite my ear off. He had the AFOS haircut…
Arthur Cowslip says
Talking of three letter acronyms (IS it an acronym or just an abbreviation? I don’t know. Anyway, if you feel the need to correct me please don’t bother)…. talking of three letter acronyms, in my work I deal a lot with the Financial Ombudsman Service, or FOS for short… in my head I always think Flock Of Seagulls when I see it written down. Which I find funny, but which is a joke I will never tell to anyone in my work ever for fear of the pitying silence that would come in its wake.
Moose the Mooche says
I used to see lorries with CTI written on them. My Dad convinced me, an impressionable boy, that they belonged to the jazz record label and were delivering LPs. Fascinated, I subsequently expected to see trucks adorned with the logos of ZTT, Chrysalis, A&M….
Barry Blue says
Queerly enough, I was in a charity shop last week and ‘I Ran’ was being played. It sounded great, and I’m saying there are three other excellent songs, bang in the middle of the OMD/Classix Nouveaux pasture: ‘Wishing’, ”Space Age Love Song’ and this:
Uncle Wheaty says
Completely agree. I loved the debut LP and the Wishing single.
After that no more.
But 4 great tunes is a good legacy!
Moose the Mooche says
Yer man doesn’t do left-eye contact does he? If it’s not hair it’s sunglasses.
Martin Hairnet says
It’s been bothering me all day, but I now realise that there’s something disturbingly trumpesque about that ‘do. Certainly an evolutionary cousin, if not a direct antecedent.
Ahh_Bisto says
Is it about this time in the proceedings when we need to talk about The Thompson Twins?
Another band that seemed to become much bigger in the US than in the UK and another band that, to look at, just didn’t seem to make sense. I bought their first album Set when it came out. I can’t remember why. Not listened to it for years but I do have fond memories of their singles like ‘Lies’, ‘Hold Me Now’ and ‘Love on Your Side’ which are for me the quintessential sound of the end of term school disco.
https://youtu.be/N66cGvR5yvU
Martin Hairnet says
Amazing to think they played the US leg of Live Aid
The Good Doctor says
Yep – it happened. Forgot Simon Le Bon fluffing a high note, the Led Zep debacle and Ronnie, Keef and Dylan – all of those pale next to this. Essentially a warning to all musicians about the dangers of Cocaine abuse. I adore a lot of 80s pop but when people dismiss it outright or say they hate 80s production values – this is probably what it sounds like in their heads:
Ahh_Bisto says
With a barnet like that Tom Bailey should be singing “You say you want a Revlon Hair Iron weeell you know…”
Moose the Mooche says
Increasingly of the opinion that this thread has been brought to you by the good people at Stu-Stu-Stu-Studioline.
Barry Blue says
The Thompson Twins are my trigger band, rendering me really quite homicidal. Maybe it was the purloining of their name from the mighty Tintin books; maybe their dour earlier incarnation as a 7 piece had already prejudiced me; maybe it’s the unsmiling, charmless reference to one of their earlier songs (In The Name Of Love) that they make in Love On Your Side. They didn’t help themselves by, if I remember correctly, being ill-tempered in interviews, even with Ver Hits.
Student teachers trying to be cool. Unlike Andy McCluskey who resembled a fully qualified teacher.
Black Celebration says
They made me think of the Rock School programme – where competent musicians talked with glassy-eyed evenness sharing techniques about achieving a good rock beat – and thereby sucking all the life out the music. In a conversation about music they are like Alan Partridge talking about a Fond Mondeo.
Undoubtedly talented songwriter in Tom Bailey but I get the impression he is of this ilk. Stylists said – “your band needs crazy haircuts”. He said “very well”.
Very functional, literal, competent Northern European band. If you have a TT record you probably have a Roxette record too.
Freddy Steady says
@barry-blue and @black-celebration
Me too! I loathe them. Vapid and anodyne. Nothing remotely to like.
Beezer says
Watch out. They’ll be away with your chips.
davebigpicture says
and crap on your head.
Moose the Mooche says
…and your sausage roll, if you’re cycling in Scarborough.
(unbelievably obscure Afterword reference)
Moose the Mooche says
Seriously does anyone else remember that?
evilspock says
Playing live they used to swing out over the audience on ropes and crap on their heads. Then roll around on the stage covered in oil. Fact.s.
davebigpicture says
Then sit on top of the lighting rig, swearing loudly.
Hamlet says
I Ran and Wishing really are great tunes. Better two great tunes than none, aye?
Locust says
Three, with “The more you live, the more you love”.
Barry Blue says
Five, with Space Age Love song and Telecommunication. There’ll be a box set at this rate, with facsimiles of gig tickets and that.
Moose the Mooche says
You know how Sgt Pepper came with that cut-out moustache….?
Ahh_Bisto says
Mid-Atlantic Accent* Showdown Bonanza!
*Withe exception of at least one seagull. Can you spot him?