This will reach most Afterworders ,who are northern hemisphere based, tomorrow morning.
It’s a topic I’ve been thinking about for a while so it is time to get it off my chest.
Recently there has been quite a bit of rancour about the blog written in various places. Some of it vented before, cliques, people having felt slighted or insulted by something or someone, too political, too blokey, too misogynist /ironically misogynist, dominated by too few.The Brexit trauma seemed to be the icing on the cake.
So there has been a big drop off in the number of postings and,it seems fewer people posting. this can create a vicious circle as fewer people posting leads to the impression of the blog being “dominated” by a few. This claim sits uncomfortably with me because it is not as if certain posters get priority or go to the head of the queue, or if they write something then someone else cant post something.
The cliques thing is a curious one too. The cliques and who is in them always goes unnamed. IfI am in a clique I assume it is the HP /Concheroo camp. Why ? Because I read their stuff more, am interested in their topics, similar ages and music tastes.I like the arcane detail on artists thst I like. But I like stuff by Tigger, Duco, Twang, Colin H,KFD, DFB, Steve T, Doctor Volume,Foxy,Leedsboy, Bob -when around,James Blast – when around, Faux Geordie – when around, Moose -when around,Bargepole, Mini B, Fatima,My American Mate, GaryJohn, Count Jim when he is not sledging the Aussies ;), etc etc plus some of the more combative writers like Ianess and Niscum. So what clique am I in?
I’ve also been contributing even more than usual of late for 2 reasons .I’m currently looking for work so I have time on my hands. And also I am keeping the embers aglow during this low period on the blog. Johnny Concheroo nee Mojo is back after his sabbatical and has recently retired so he has more time to contribute. HP ,as we all know ,seems to be full on then has his quiet periods. And as I commented elsewhere people are either asking where he is or, it seems grumbling about how prolific HP nee Burt can be when on fire.
Truth is I’m starting to feel like I am “hogging the blog”.So to my point. I occasionally look at who is active on the blog at anyone time and it often surprises me who is on the blog and there are lot of long time names from the blog but most seem to be lurking i.e. reading but not commenting or posting. I wonder why this is. It is not that hard and some threads will fly and others wont. I’ve spent a ot of time on some threads or reviews to little interest but one on roadkill and another on fat drummers seemed to click. ( I think one on drummers who have gotten fat by eating roadkill will be a sure winna).
It’s our blog, it’s a collective – not a subscription mag. It is what we make it.
Anecdote re Concheroo.
After reading quite a few of his posts and knowing he lived in Perth from some of his postsand the he was going to a show ,was it McLaughlin, I sent him a PM suggesting he get in touch with this guy that used to be on the blog and had very similar musical tastes to him. I thought they’d get along. Yep MojoWorking.
The prick hadn’t told me he was back on the blog under a new nom de plume- though anyone with half a brain would have made the connection -Mojoworking – Johnny Concheroo. Doh !
They were the first band on Beggars Banquet and were supposedly a punk outfit, although the blokes at each end appear to be channelling Ronnie Wood’s barnet.
Good thread JW.
http://i.imgur.com/JwhtcC2.jpg
I think their drummer was called Esso. Funny, the things you remember. I’m not a lurker – I actually thought the site had folded. Until today. I shall return.
I think the drop off could be due to the fact that it’s holiday season in the UK.
I didn’t realise that people were writing about unhappy about the blog in other places. Thing is, on the whole I don’t think The Afterword gets as confrontational or heated as the old place did. I remember some right old rucks about silly stuff like cliques.
I don’t think you’re hogging the place Junior, it’s just a bit quiet at the moment that’s all. What we need is, oh I don’t know, a Scottish Independence Referendum or something to get things going again.
It’s not like there is a campaign it is more someone has made a comment and some others chip in.
And of course people aren’t contracted to view or post on the blog.
Sign me up for a contract to view.
But can I be paid in something more stable than sterling, please?
Let’s face it though, some people are never happy and will moan about anything. And you can quote me on that.
Yep great post JW.
And you mentioned My American Mate JW. I enjoyed his posts but the guy got so much shit thrown at him, much of it undeserved, I’m not surprised he’s been driven away.
He was always interesting and provocative but as well as receiving so much shit he did sometimes talk immense bollocks (like what I have never done)
Has he been driven off? Sure he popped up the other day. To be honest, I always thought (inasmuch as I think about these things) it was a dual account belonging to another regular poster. His (?) posts are so relentlessly one note that I reckon someone has a special account for making them. Surely someone isn’t just trawling the site for perceived digs at the US and then complaining about them but not making any other posts of substance?
I think it’s more calling out what he perceives as generic Yankee-bashing. He’s often wrong but not always.
As said before it is holiday time in Europe. I for one only really have the time to dip in and out of the AW during the summer (like now with my cup of tea in bed).
There have always been cliques on here if by cliques you mean like-minded people who like talking to each other. Sometimes those threads can be a little daunting/boring to non-clique members but, hey, it’s all part of our AW world
Keep on posting, Junes.
You might call me a lurker. I read posts far more often than commenting on them. I actually quite like the rucks as well….
But what’s brought me out of my lurking on this occasion is…. HP is Burt?? And Conch is Mojo??? I honestly never suspected either. And I must not have half a brain either because I don’t get the Mojo Working / Johnny Concheroo name connection – can someone enlighten me?
Hi Arthur,
the connection is Mr Muddy Waters. From ‘Hoochie Coochie Man’
‘I got a black cat bone
I got a Mojo too
I got the Johnny Concheroo
I’m gonna mess with you’
He also notably did ‘I got my Mojo working’
(insert smile emoji here)
Aaaaah I see….
And Johnny Concheroo is a compression of John the Conquerer root, the root of a plant related to bindweed and sweet potato, considered in Southern folklore to increase sexual potency. Often carried in a mojo bag, or mojo hand, or gris-gris bag, along with fetishes and bones and copies of the Beano.
yes , very good lads.
Oh and I should add that I am not the Chicago based blues singer and harmonica who was in Muddy Waters’ band and then worked for many years with Buddy Guy.
Though we are both short .Well was short in his case.
We wouldn’t want to start Messin’ With The Kid now Junior, would we.
“I think I’ll go down/To old Kansas too/I’m gonna bring back the second cousin/That little Johnny Concheroo”
Here’s Muddy Waters in 1978 showing those skinny white boys how to sing the blues
Erratum: the performance was film 1976, the Last Waltz movie was released in 1978
That’s right ladies – sexual potency.
I can make pretty wimmins take me by the hand….
The nurse leading you to the lunch room doesn’t count, Johnny.
Bah! Have I had me dinner yet?
Can’t wait for Imgonnamesswithyou to start posting.
Well, we’ve got @Ianesswithyou, that’s close enough
Burt is now H.P. Saucecraft and also Chiz
Mojoworking is now Johnny Concheroo
Sting Ono is now Gary
Stephen_IG or whatever it was is now Lodestone of Wrongness (and won the blog name of the year 2015)
David Hepworth is now Kaisfatdad
I think that’s everybody
I am the Eggman. Goo goo g’ job.
Joob obv.
I am definitely not Chiz. For one thing, he’s “irritatingly handsome”, according to Bob, and I’m irritatingly ugly.
@twang – I know you were getting fed up with music-based “hate threads”, but there’s a lot more opportunity for a larf in such a thread than a “musicians you love” thread.
For some reason, a conversation you’d laugh at around a pub table can seem nasty when written in comments. I’m of the simple belief that nobody here is actually nasty or hates anybody or anything much. I always try to imagine comments spoken in a pub conversation, free of the vitriol that people read into them. How many times have you witnessed a flounce at a pub table? Someone taking so much offence that they get up and walk out? It’s a peculiarity of internet forums that people seem to be on a hair trigger to take offence and to interpret every remark as spiteful.
Sure I find all the “musicians I’d like to punch in the face” “I’d like to stamp on Eric Clapton’s throat” comments deeply depressing. It’s true they would come across better in the pub. But it’s clearly the case that people like hating so, hate on! Let’s face it, the internet is full of it. I’m just an old hippy. And it’s true, @chiz is a babe.
It’s not REALLY hate, though, Twang, so why let it REALLY depress you? It’s just somebody’s tossed-off (@moose-the-mooche) reamark. Don’t let it get to you!
In the pubs where I live, people don’t flounce, it’s true. If things get tetchy, they punch each other’s lights out. A proper fall out involves broken glass.
Perhaps we need a ‘just poured a pint over someone’s head’ icon, as well as an up arrow?
I like to think I’m in a clique of my own so if any lurkers don’t believe in the moon landings, love the 80’s, think Ronaldo is better than Messi, finds The Beatles hard work and doesn’t understand what “The Beano” album is come and join me for a thread on Howard Jones hair……….
Hey I mentioned Blue Zoo and Department S earlier!
Any more of that kind of nonsense Dave A and I’m flouncing. Ronald’s over Messi indeed…
Ronald’s over Messi?
I didn’t know they’d split up.
Yeah he’s all about Bale these days…..
Dave, see @mikethep ‘s world events thread…. https://theafterword.co.uk/whats-the-earliest-world-event-you-remember-as-a-child/
I think I have already scientifically proven beyond reasonable doubt that the moon landings were faked.
Yes, the directions of the shadows – totally wrong!
I’m with you and I’d very much like to subscribe to your newsletter
Well I encouraged HP and JC to return when they disappeared for a while, and was in one of the threads on Facebook – which started just to make contact with AW people (this real name business is really confusing) and drifted into why people were less active. It wasn’t a AW hating thing, but it’s fair to say some have not had a good time here and I take their word for it. Personally, as I said in another thread, I had a break as I got really wound up about something and decided I needed to keep away for a bit. There are sometimes posts which I think of as micro trolls – not full on having a pop posts, but just needling, deliberately poking someone in the imaginary back, kind of mean spirited and a bit nasty. I don’t like it, and whilst I missed the old place and looked In occasionally, I didn’t at all miss the sensation that some people just seem to use the place to work out their own personal hang ups by being unpleasant to others. It’s crap and they should shut up.
As for cliques, I’ve never got this. I’m clearly not in one, but the only time I can remember really thinking this was a problem was when some members took to bitching about posters and threads in parallel discussions on Twitter…and of course, Twitter is not the medium for conversations as it is a public arena – so actually, is is quite deliberately bleating on with a group of pals in a very public way to have a pop from a distance. Not nice. Bitching or bleating is much better done by email or IM, but of course where’s the fun if the people you are bitching about don’t know? Pah, it sucks.
As for the volume of your posts, I say post, post on brother. There’s nothing to stop others posting too, and without posts, what have we got?
without posts,
just a bunch of palings
lying on the ground
Post holes.
You know, I think it’s best to not think about this sort of stuff and just get on with it. (yes, I know – said he, having thought about it)
You mean what we have without posts ? It’s deep -the thought, not the holes, though they could be…..errr …carry on
Catch 22, innit? The quality / variety of posts won’t improve unless more clever / funny / engaging people join in, and clever / funny / engaging people won’t join in unless the quality / variety of posts improves. Dunno what the answer is.
I’m surprised to learn that there’s a whole online industry devoted to following Afterword discussions and moaning about them elsewhere! It’s a bit like complaining about the Government when you wouldn’t be bothered to vote. I suspect this thread will get thousands of views, and probably already has a parallel Facebook commentary going on.
Hi to all former posters / current lurkers, by the way!
And I think ‘engaging’ is a key word. Not every post has to be a Wildean epitome of wit and no one should be put of from putting their tuppence worth in because they think that they can’t write ‘as well’ as others.
The first rule of elsewhere? Don’t talk about elsewhere. I bet you guessed that.
I post/promote the good ship AW wherever I lurk. I’m probably closer to the people I’ve met out in the real world and there are many more I would care to break bread with, plus beer and talking bollocks. If I have nothing to post I can still be found enjoying the wit and wisdom of the place. I don’t always click on the YouTube videos and I avoid most debates about politics and lists. Lionel Blair will always entice me back for more.
Thankfully I think the Twitter bitching community have knocked it off, but I wouldn’t really know as I rarely look at Twitter these days. No FB action so far…
it’s quiet out there, too quiet ….
Formerposter @formerposter 2m
I see the Afterword is eating itself again [rolling eyes emoticon] #ohdear #outsidepissingin
Exworder @thatswhyidontpostthereanymore 1m
That’s why I don’t post there any more #hitsrefreshevery2mins
You mean people are posting on Twitter about people posting about people posting on Twitter on The Afterword?
There’s one of these threads every few months. Virtual self flagellation with nettles…
Re: twitter posts about the afterword… so, people actually *do* this? Fucks sake folks, get over yourselves. Either start posting again on here if you care that much or find another avenue of entertainment. Cuh, really.
One could argue that Twitter *is* another avenue of entertainment?
…but one used, in my example, to talk about the Afterword.
Frankie Howerd voice: “Lurcio, here, titter ye not. Hmm, look at you, naughty,” etc. etc.
I’m more a lurker than anything else I guess. If there was a clique I was in it would probably be the infinitesmally niche one on British jazz of the 60s/70s (Colin H and one or two others). However, this is one of a handful of sites I visit every day so something must be working.
Ah, but if we DID start a British jazz clique it would rent asunder within weeks by factional disagreements – those whose posts were free improvisation (lots of words in the wrong order), those whose posts were mainstream (reliable but not very interesting), those whose posts were fusion (between words in English and some other language that no one understood), and those who were writing to the editor of Jazz Journal to complain about last month’s review of Chuck Berry.
Very good, Colin. And there would have to be an obligatory ‘go home dirty boppers’ insult lobbed in every so often.
I do like the idea of free improvisation posts.
Rob C sometimes does those.
Or that’s what they read like, anyway.
I always enjoy your stuff Junior, so please post away. Sometimes a topic takes off, sometimes it doesn’t but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t worth posting.
Personally I really enjoy the fact that we have contributors from Oz and NZ. Reading you guys having a natter about Humpty Doo, the Mad Hatter, kangaroo roadkill, the Avalanches, TISM, Darwin, poisonous snakes etc etc is always a treat for me.
Keep on keeping on Mr Wells!
and if it wasn’t for those threads I would never have learnt about “Start Ya Bastard!”. A great debt is owed.
Well, I’m just offended not to have been mentioned in Juniors post
that thought did cross my mind . Waiting for a text message from @mikethep
to quote Aussie boxer/brawler/thug/crim I love youse all.
I am maintaining a dignified silence.
AKA
a sulk
😉
Good post JW. I think the northern summer hols recess is true, have noticed it before. Cliques – well there are people on here who know each other personally rather than as internet comrades and I think that leads to comments that could be seen as clique-y if that’s a word. So sometimes one can feel left out, which is never pleasant, but inevitable, and that’s where the “wtf it’s only a blog and a bit of fun” attitude needs to kick in.
I check in here most days, and being at the bottom of the world I often find that threads have had their moment and if I post something it’s kind of a bit late and it’s run out of steam.
My 2p worth…
Too little, too late, Mousey 😉
Some know each other personally ? I’ve got a solution – everyone over to Mousey’s place in downtown Sydney
Ha! But I’m akshully in that there London right now. Other think I meant to say Junior is keep on posting, we need someone to start the conversation about Aussie politics and venues and the like.
Bloody foreigners coming over here and pinching our lurking spaces.
Snap! Except I don’t have the excuse of being at the bottom of the world.
I saw this thread first thing this morning and wanted to respond to the “lurker call”, but had to go to work. I have just read through the posts above and was thinking about why I don’t post more and had come up with: (a) limited time; (b) other things to do; (c) nothing to add (on some things) and I was just coming to “(d) coming to things too late” just as I read your post @mousey .
I feel a bit like the awkward kid in the class when I post late-and-last and no-one responds or replies: all the cool kids have moved on and I’m still bobbing up and down, saying “me too, me too”.
(Fingers crossed this is not the last post on the “Lurkers” thread….. Oh please, somebody say something!)
Something!
Truth is I’m starting to feel like I am “hogging the blog”.So to my point. I occasionally look at who is active on the blog at anyone time and it often surprises me who is on the blog and there are lot of long time names from the blog but most seem to be lurking i.e. reading but not commenting or posting. I wonder why this is. It is not that hard and some threads will fly and others won’t. It’s our blog, it’s a collective – not a subscription mag. It is what we make it.
I see what you’re saying, but you’re trying to make sense and order of an entity which has no terms and conditions. Why shouldn’t people talk about TAW elsewhere – where is that rule written? Why not do it on Twitter if that’s what they feel comfortable doing?
I agree that ‘it’ is what ‘we’ make it, and if The Afterword is made into a space where you, or I, or anyone else doesn’t feel like they’re having fun, why should they hang around?
I’d suggest the attraction of FB or Twitter is that, unlike here, you’re able to block the unconscionable who are likely to put you in a bad mood before the day’s even started. That’s not what I use social media for.
*Blocked*
Actually I prefer the unfollowed or mute buttons. Then my ‘friends’ can blather about whatever they like and I only see their posts if they tag me. That does work on here to some extent if I am off in faraway charity shops. A little ping on my phone tells me either someone has praised another Stackridge mention of mine or @minibreakfast has said something rude.
ping ping ping ping ping…
This tagging doesn’t always work, though. Indeed, your above tagging of me hasn’t resulted in either an email nor a notification on my account page. Also, I happened to spot that I’d had a PM from a Massive Member recently, but didn’t get an email notification, so it sat unread for more than week.
@beany
It will coming to you on a postcard.
It came through as an email on my phone. Don’t know about the ping because I was in another room. The ping’s the thang.
Will you two please get a room?
We did, but it was crammed full of novelty LPs and we couldn’t fit in it.
“Massive member”…. hurrrr!
At last! 😉
Haven’t posted for ages….
3 reasons
1) General work crap
2) (don’t hit me but…) FB is just easier to surf when one has an odd moment on your phone
3) and yes I have to admit…the cliques…but I completly accept JW’s points
..but this has broken the drought….
I don’t think I said people shouldn’t comment elsewhere thought others might have implied that. I was more referencing the concerns I had encountered.
Nor am I say we are all bound to stay on th blog and actively contribute. I have said to others if it don’t float your boat anymore, if it causes you angst then do what works for you.
The thread was posted a call to lurkers after looking at the balance between who is posting and those who are not including some seasoned members I’m not criticising if anything my intention is to encourage.
Typing on phone sorry for typos
Sorry, I kind of put a general response directly under a quote from you.
Frankly, I’m surprised no-one’s posted a YouTube clip of “Ain’t Got a Clue” so far… 🙂
I did think about it, but decided it would be too obvious.
Oops!
Fulham Fallout – now that is an album
sorry, forgot to include the word “awful”
Posting a bit less than I did, and with less enthusiasm. Probably just the cyclical nature of things and the fact that it often gets a bit sleepy on here in summer, but I also sense that the tone of the blog has shifted a little, and in a way that can make it feel like much harder work. There’s a lot more banter than there used to be (for good and ill), and that’s not everyone’s cup of tea.
I also think that the topics discussed have narrowed considerably, and it’s now harder to post about stuff you like that only a minority of others might enjoy. I don’t know if this is a cause or effect of what definitely feels like a narrowing pool of contributors. Obviously, we’re all free to post what we want, the blog is what we make it, yadda yadda yadda.
Don’t see any problem with people discussing the blog on social media. There have been tons of allusions to the FB group on here in the last couple of weeks, I don’t see why it can’t be two way traffic, particularly if people aren’t bitching about individuals. For what it’s worth, I dropped in on the FB group last week (hadn’t realised it was still going until recently flagged) and precisely no one was talking about the blog.
All in all, I can kind of see why folks have drifted away, but I reckon most of them will come back.
We seem to have these threads all the time now. Maybe we always did.
Bantz? Where bantz? We must be looking at a different blog. Scant bantz, from where I’m sitting. Dearth of mirth.
I’m using “banter” as a semi-pejorative.
Oh. Banter has become another Bad Thing That Men Do.
Most of my young life was spent doing it. I don’t think I ever had a converstion from the age of 9 to 29 that didn’t devolve into banter or wasn’t improved by it.
It’s political correctness gone mad.
I can’t tell the diff between PC and the Health & Safety At Work Act.
Conveniently, the Health & Safety At Work Act has also gone mad.
Some of the knobcheeses who appoint themselves as interpreters of it are certainly bricks short of a full load, not the full shilling etc.
Let’s use this thread as chance to rummage through our branes and list some ideas for future thread topics. Then, those that can be arsed but need a starting point can pick one and get things rolling. I’ll start:
1. Peak beard – are we there yet?
2. Jack Johnson – pleasant sounds or turgid drivel?
3. Yacht Rock – can we pin down exactly what this is, please.
4. Vinlys I have loved and lost.
5. Marital aids through the ages.
6. Marital aids I have loved and lost.
7. Chrissie Hynde – would you?
8. The kitchen appliance you couldn’t live without.
9. Ooh, He’s Got Some Brass: A Beginner’s Guide to the World of Tijuana.
Inspiring, huh? No? Well what have YOU got?
I can help you with ‘Jack Johnson’ – it’s sensational…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjAmUU2Ajfg
Jack Johnson on the front cover of Word mag in bare feet. Gimme a break.
He’s got a mate named Donavon Frankenreiter who I’ve interviewed at least once (maybe twice). Not only is his music even more toothless than Jack’s, but the stupid way he spells his name (“Donavon”) has ruined the internet forever. People are now spelling the real Donovan’s name that way in search engines, YouTube etc.
It was this copy of Word*, recently sent to me by our own @carolina, that put his name in my head.
*from 2006, which apparently was an entire decade ago!
I know, Colin – tigger made me buy it 🙂
We actually had a small JJ outbreak group recently, uncertain if the collective is a dribble or drip.
Why, here it is!: https://theafterword.co.uk/blogger-takeover-xvii/#comment-154134
And couldn’t 5, 6, 8 and 9 be combined, possibly while thinking about the answer to 7?
Or would that be the kettle calling the pot black?
Re. #7. I definitely would. In a heartbeat.
But only if we could share a medium rare steak dinner with lashings of pate foie gras afterwards. Oh and some veal for those who are still peckish.
Chrissie Hynde – would you?
I did.
Wait, what? Details please!
We were together.
Alone. Together.
We had a ride.
Many, many moons ago.
Last night train from London Bridge to East Croydon when BR had those old compartment carriages.
Mike’s impression below is spot on and ‘back in the day’ – ’78/79′.
Nothing to get excited about Ms Breakfast. Please, steady on woman – the ‘Lurking Vaginas’ (TMFTL) thread is over there somewhere.
I certainly would’ve, “back in the day”, but these days she gives the physical impression of gristly stringiness. Also, socially and temperamentally I think much too much work would be involved.
These days I would be very happy to give the physical impression of gristly stringiness.
They could put me on the gristlier and stringier program too, in fairness.
Oooh Yacht Rock – I recorded something for Hospital Radio the other day and mentioned a track was “Yacht Rock” then had to double check it just in case. Fortunately it was regarded as such, so I’ll post it here as an example:
Re everything else on this thread – I’ll just shrug my shoulders. I come on here, post occasionally for a laugh and that’s about it. I enjoy reading some of the stuff that’s posted and take the more argumentative stuff with a pinch of salt (it’s just life playing itself out on a message board).
Also, the “Too Slow To Disco” stuff. Does this mean *everything* that is too slow to bust moves to, or is it just singer-songwriter, pop-lite stuff? Does if have to be from the 1970s? Is it it just a marketing scam to make us buy mostly boring compilations? What the hell am I on about?
it it
I think you meed the Alessi Brothers in your life, Mini. Everybody does.
Oh Lori. Yikes.
That’s a beautiful track. Perfect jazz-lite swing.
Maybe. But it is too slow to disco.
I don’t care for Yacht Rock, but I do care for Yachts (not ‘The Yachts’). Great band! They had Henry Priestman, who was later in the Christians. They were on Radar Records, like Nick Lowe and … erm … a few other people.
The other day, I dug out my old copy of their debut album, intriguing entitled “Yachts”. It still sounded great, in a pop/new wavey sort of way.
Only saw them live once. They were supporting XTC at the Rainbow. 17 September 1979. A dream concert line-up if ever I saw one.
and Henry Priestman’s 2 solo LPs are non too shabby
Tell me about it. I won the bidding on 2 vinlys on eBay this week and they have cancelled the order after refusing to combine the postage. I had even paid for the one I really wanted and they have relisted it already. Pillock.
Not another Song Lofty, Shirley?
Er, it may have been the Beano Album and Bob Dylan.*
*Mickey Mouse Disco & Paul Nicholas. £1 each. And don’t call me….
#1: Peak Beard is yet to come, I believe.
#2: I’m with Colin H. And with Johnny Concheroo.
#3: “Who wants to rock out on a gigantic yacht? Do I want a yacht? Oh how I do not!”
#4: So many (sob).. “HP Lovecraft II” with it’s strobing red & blue cover, just for starters.
#5: Earplugs and gobstoppers for all.
#6: Any of the young ladies I somehow attracted, all of whom managed to escape.
#7: See above.
#8: My stovetop coffee pot, my burr coffee grinder, my George Foreman grill and my electric rice cooker.
#9: Not today, thank you.
“The kitchen appliance you couldn’t live without.”
Mrs D
Yacht Rock – or that’s my definition anyway
That’s more Falling Off A Yacht Rock.
I don’t want to draw back the curtain on life Chez Papj @minibreakfast , but how about a thread combining two of you suggestions: “Kitchen appliances as marital aids”.
Washing machines? Blenders (sans blades, obvs)? wooden spoons?
…. so excited, I can’t even spell my own name!
Ooh, ooh, SPIN DRYERS!!!
Although it’s died down somewhat on here, the Brexit weeks weren’t exactly edifying in terms of the level of discourse (in Britain and here) and the identification of some of the Massive and their cheap arguments. At least we haven’t had to put up with the triumphalist, get-over-it bollocks running in the mainstream press. One thing the referendum has shown, though, is that one’s bias appears to trump any arguments or reasons available: this appears to be given and needs a name.
So I’m suggesting that, yes, it’s the summer lull, but the Brexit matter has also introduced an unpleasantness which is going to take some getting over.
I can smell Brexit like a footbath in a public swimming pool. It’s like a bad dream you want to wake up from, but can’t. I’m metaphored out. It doesn’t affect me much – I never want to come back to the UK to live anyway – but something went horribly wrong. Not a class thing, not a vox pop, not “democracy” … just a feeling that it all went horribly wrong, on every level, before the vote and after. No amount of wrongs (and there were plenty, from the moment Cameron decided to call a referendum) can make a right. It made Britain look small and shabby and stupid to the rest of the world – not just the vote itself, but everything surrounding it, the personalities, the rhetoric, the lies … so yes, that seeped into every aspect of British life. Damaging.
Spot on. One of the more sensible Brexit comments I’ve seen here or anywhere.
Sorry.
Well said HPS. Three weeks in and that’s pretty much how it looks (from the outside, I’m abroad too). Snapshot of the British soul? The comments after any article in any paper* on any aspect of it: soon descends into personal sniping, mudslinging, and insults from the tribes. Depressing from a country formerly known for its fairness and decency. This will take ages to heal.
*Meaning the supposed upmarket ones: Guardian/Independent/Telegraph. Mail doesn’t bear approaching.
HPS – once again, I am forced to comment I agree with you. This has got to stop.
Or, just maybe, the voters were enlightened enough to reject the rule of a corrupt, undemocratic elite who were presiding over and contributing to the economic decline of most countries in the EU, particularly with regard to the stratospherically high rates of youth unemployment in the Eurozone.
The U.K. remains (SWIDT) one of the largest economies in the world, with a growth rate outstripping most other European nations.
As for ‘shabby and stupid’, can you remind me of the number of times the military have taken control in Old Siam over the past few decades?
Ooh! Hello, Ian!
Hi!!
To sort of address your point: nobody expects anything of Siam except brief bursts of attempted democracy interrupting the wise dominion of military juntas. The country has enjoyed 3,722 junta takeovers since 1936 and would be disappoint if another fails to come along in short order.
* waves to HP from FB safe space
*raises middle finger from blog*
2 1/2 I think.
Thanks HP. As usual you manage to articulate my thoughts better than I could. I am in a similar situation – originally from England – cant see myself ever going back – and my thought from are distance were basically “what the hell happened”?” Small and shabby indeed.
Brexit has given me a verruca!
Obviously, the problem is that the Youtube threads have been banned. They are lifeblood of this place and without them, we die!
Personally, I’m bored with the Beano & The Monkees.Can’t we ban them instead?
No. The real answer to your question, Junior, is hidden in your OP. You don’t have a life, others do. (I’m kind of in between at the moment, so cannot dedicate as much time to the blog as I’d like).
I say all this with love xxx
Also, KFD is at his annual naked trampolining retreat. Pics on FB. *shudder*
I’ve thought about that and some truth in it.
But objectively are there fewer posts and posters and is it seasonal. I asked admin for some stats but they couldn’t accomodate.
Oh, come on! I’m doing my best now. This must be my fourth or fifth effort on this thread.
Relax, Pajp. You have a life.
I’m still active, and join in. (Does this count?)
Sod off. I bet you are in bloody Rio.
Mwah!
Blimey Mini! I’m inpressed by your knowledge of the Nude Trampolining season. We arrived at our summer cottage on Öland yesterday evening and the very first thing my son wanted to do was erect the trampoline.
He’s doubtless waiting for me to get my kit off, daub myself in blue paint in honour of the Sea of Hull photo shoot and get bouncing.
Sledge the Aussies? Me? As if…
I regard Aussies like I regard Lancastrians – a funny lot, but at least they’re not from Surrey…
A thought, and just a thought, but maybe if a few others joined in with nights in and out etc?
Record reviews are largely the sole domain of Bargey’s freebies and Tiggers crushes, so maybe a few more? Nights out depend on shows seen, but still only a minority do this, or, possibly, very few venture out now the nights are drawing in again. I for one would relish more reviews from enormodomes to village halls, house concerts to pubrock, from as many and varied of the massive as is feasible.
DFB is one of the best reviewers here. He hates my guts, never engages in dialogue with anyone but Bob, but he has a genune passion for music and Gets Out More than anyone. More, please, Dave.
It’s true: he gave you a bloody awful review over at the FB group recently.
I saw it. He’s a man who nurses a grudge like Quasimodo nurses his hump. A shame.
If you dare to diss a Dalek you displease Dave dreadfully.
Now I’ve done it. And all for the sake of a throwaway gag.
Now now lads ,this is the sort of stuff I want to avoid. Can we just leave it at HP’s more charitable initial comment, which I wholeheartedly agree. When not seeing bands DFB is shipping in crates of music and very informed on the lot.
You get me wrong, Junes. I wasn’t being charitable – DFB is one of the best reviewers on the blog. He mostly reviews stuff you’d have to nail me down to listen to, but that doesn’t matter.
You are right JW. I would hope that if he reads it he would take it in the spirit it was meant: not a personal attack, just a (to me) amusing opportunity to share my comic genius with the world.
How about charity shops I have visited? Trouble is you would all flock to the best ones and snaffle all the good stuff before me. Bad idea.
Good to see a Twang review. Check it out everyone!
*Waves fist from Surrey and tuts.
Singing In The Vagina
The Vagina With 5 Fingers
Wrong thread. Or is it?
I think you mean “Wrong vagina. Or is it?”
He can’t find the right thread.
‘You Tube threads’ banned? Have I missed something?
There was a referendum – you must have noticed. Some people wanted to remain an annex of EU Tube. Others wanted to take back control of the 350m posts a week that were linked to it, and stop the mass emigration of indigenous posters.
I was a lurker and probably more often than I post. 🙂 I have been away and haven’t posted for a few weeks.
One day, I might even pluck up enough courage to actually start a thread! However, given my habitual procrastination and fundamental inability to say anything interesting, this may be some way off 🙂
For what its worth – as a lurker rather than a contributor – I actually come here regularly because i find the intelligence and humor on here more attractive than the nonsense on FB or Twitter.
Cant say I agree with everything – but who wants to agree with everything!
Civilized Arguments on the Internet – can that be an AW T Shirt
Speaking as a Lurker, I agree.
My muse went phut ages ago.
I’m meant to be writing a few bits with some pals too, but I haven’t a sentence in my head that’s worth the calorie of tapping a keyboard.
i think I need a lie down just for typing the above
Just the odd fart joke would do, Beez 🙂
I’ll try and push a few out. Seeing as you’ve asked.
Pull my finger.
*pulls Beezer’s finger*
*waits*
What’s an “odd fart” joke? Do you mean “old fart”?
Ones which are uneven.
The ones you have to check with your finger afterwords.
OK, you got me. My name is Fifer and I’m a lurker. Actually, I’m just a lazy sod, with a pathetically limited knowledge of all the stuff that all you brain boxes know all about. Not fit to lace all your boots really. However, you have pricked my conscience and I will try to contribute more. There is so much good stuff here that I do want to give and not just take. Mark you, you may regret this!
Just woke up to this -lazy sod meet man with no life*
Best of luck with your participation
*Refer @Tiggerlion
Observation – so I post a reasonably significant thread on the role and fate of the blog : so far
160 comments, 1595 views
Then, not long after, a thread requiring you to transpose the word vagina for a word in a movie title starts up
118 comments, 756 views
You gotta laugh
‘Twas ever thus, @junior-wells…this is a thread that requires you to put your brain into gear and address the points raised in the OP, more or less. The vadge movie thread requires no thought at all (apologies to anybody who put a great deal of thought into their contribution).
There’s a place for both.
Reasons why I personally don’t post as often at the moment:
1. Lots of UK-centric posts recently – as a Swede I don’t have any opinions about British politics/football/other sports/TV etc.
2. I’ve been very tired for different health-related reasons.
3. I was busy making a book for mum’s 85th birthday, no time to spare for anything else until it was done.
4. It’s been sunny and warm, who wants to sit in front of a computer during days off work?
5. I get home from work late, most AWers have gone to bed, like Mousey and Pajp said; many threads have run their course, or everything I wanted to say have already been said by someone else. Also, tired. Usually I check in quickly so I won’t miss anything interesting, but then I just want to shut down my brain and see a bad film or something…
6. No nights out/in lately because; haven’t been to a single gig this year (don’t you worry…I’ll post my annual festival review in a couple of weeks!) and haven’t had time to review any albums lately. Well, apart from my “short” reviews in the Blogger Takeover threads…when plenty of AWers probably wish I would go back to lurking!
7. The dog ate my homework.
make sure the dog doesn’t eat the book!
Sorry to hear you’ve been a little poorly @Locust, rootin’ for you.
The book for your mum sounds intriguing, this nice tradition also prevalent in Germany, less so in Britain or Ireland. Can you post a shot of it possibly?
Loved #7.
Thanks, @Declan.
Let’s see if I remember how to use Imgur…
The book is just a lot of silly illustrated verse, most of them collected in thematic “alphabets”.
Here are a couple of exemples from the Animal Alphabet (verses in Swedish of course):
A Watusi cow doing The Watusi
A philosophical rook
*crossing my fingers hoping the images aren’t too huge*
Beautiful work! Do you accept commissions?
Ha! You flatter me, @Tiggerlion, I’m just a jolly amateur.
I don’t know what a Tiggerlion looks like or I would draw you one, but here’s a verse, just for you:
A Tiggerlion has a lot of swagger
He bounces like Beyoncé, moves like Jagger
Whenever his enthusiasm is triggered
his endless eloquence will get you Tiggered! 🙂
Thank you, @Locust. I’m moved. I’ll tattoo that verse on my chest.
Think of the body of a tiger with a lion’s head and that’s me aged 21. Sadly, I am now bald and there is rather less spring in my step. Inside my head, I’m still bouncing!
Wow! All so beautifully homemade. Hope I’m being such a good dad as your mum obviously has been. I want one of those.
Thanks – I’d write a verse for you as well, but your name isn’t as inspiring as tigger’s I’m afraid!
Think of him as the cool duke number one!
Sorry. That’s duco01. I’m overcome with discombulation.
Might not be in the clique but no lurker either, me!
..er..”the clique”..
Is there no end to this thread? Oh..there it is.
This is The End…
No it isn’t.
I’ve been a lurker since The Word days.
I do try and contribute sometimes, but by the time I’ve committed the words to screen
and checked for spelling, punctuation etc, they don’t seem to make much sense any more.
I do like a good Afterword curry though.
Here’s a nice bit of Yacht Rock instead.
check for spelling -why bother?
there is always the edti fnuction…..oh hang on
Fuck sake. All this navel gazing introspection. It’s like wandering in to Dr Melfi’s surgery
What we need is a good list.
I’d just like to announce 200 comments and my sights are now set on Jeffrey Beck v Lionel Blair and the holy grail – Squirrelgate
Let’s face it, I’ve never been remotely prolific on any incarnations of this blog, but having made most of the London mingles, been to gigs with some of you and commissioned wonderful artworks from @Pencilsqueezer, I still feel part of the community.
At the start of the year there was a thread about 2015 and I stated how generally upbeat I was about the forthcoming year and had a genuine intention of contributing more to the blog. Within a fortnight that notion had been rammed headlong into a fetid, rotting compost heap. Subsequently, preferring to avoid anything but the most essential of contacts, I’ve retreated further into my well-reinforced shell, choosing the ‘140 characters or fewer’ platform of Twitter to make scattergun pronouncements in the knowledge that with the exception of the occasional retweet or ‘favourite’, any sort of interaction could be avoided.
I was going to join the Chubby-Checkers briefly (clue: I lost more weight than I’d gained); Blogger Takeover: apart from two gigs on consecutive days back in April, my live music year has been non-existent, albums old and new rarely sufficiently stir the soul enough to write anything vaguely compelling (although Case/Lang/Veirs is fab).
Despite drifting away periodically, I am still here and still enjoying most of the contributions. If there’s a chance of another London mingle then add my name to the list. If anyone is going the see The Disappointment Choir in Islington on the 13th August I may well be there. In the meantime, for what it’s worth, I’ll endeavour to start posting again. Well prompted JW.
I feel better for that.
I’m Spartacus.
Good to see you back, Cowslip!