“You’ll meet someone when you least expect it.” This, frankly bizarre, nugget of wisdom gets thrown at all single people. If you’re taking a shower alone at midnight in a locked bathroom, surely this might qualify as a ‘least expect it’ moment? Did my future bride bob up from the U-bend and declare her amorous intent? Sadly not.
“He’s hit it with his favoured left foot.” how many left feet does he have?
What are your favourite clichés?