Musings on the byways of popular culture
02/12/2017 by bricameron 36 Comments
Moose the Mooche says
02/12/2017 at 08:44
The sweet essence of giraffe.
02/12/2017 at 08:51
Cologne Homme by Dior. But it’s just as likely to be Comfort Blue by Unilever.
I’m an old fashioned type.
hubert rawlinson says
02/12/2017 at 09:25
Rhinogo, keeps those rhinos away.
02/12/2017 at 09:32
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02/12/2017 at 09:33
02/12/2017 at 10:31
That sounds intriguing.
02/12/2017 at 10:50
02/12/2017 at 09:36
Perfect for all male Afterworders! Everyone’s favourite DJ/presenter Dermot O’Leary is a grooming guru with his own* range of smelly stuff at M&S! Who knew?
*M&S gave him some money to use his name and image
02/12/2017 at 13:38
For the man who wants that certain “je-ne-sais-pas-pourquoi Honey G has survived another week.”
02/12/2017 at 09:40
Personally I use as much perfume free stuff such as Sanex as I’m mildly allergic to perfume, liquid hand soaps in particular.
02/12/2017 at 09:55
I’ve just released a new fragrance.
Tahir W says
02/12/2017 at 10:06
02/12/2017 at 11:01
02/12/2017 at 11:50
It’s okay, I opened a window.
02/12/2017 at 13:36
I know. You bashed my nose.
02/12/2017 at 13:48
I’m ordering a case of these for Christmas: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11253203/Frenchman-develops-pills-to-make-flatulence-smell-of-roses.html
02/12/2017 at 14:59
It would be a Frenchman wouldn’t it? Highly ironic from a country where hardly anybody wears any f***ing deodorant.
02/12/2017 at 18:34
Home of professional flatulist Joseph Pujol, aka Monsieur Le Pétomane.
02/12/2017 at 19:42
Here is the great man and his long-suffering piano player.
Rigid Digit says
Essence of Chilli Sauce, subtly blended with Nescafe and Old Holborn
02/12/2017 at 11:02
Are you living in an old folks home?
02/12/2017 at 10:23
Thanks, that’s my balls you’re smelling. No, really. I saw a phone-booth ad for this in Manchester the other day, available in 4 varieties – https://btbgrooming.co.uk
What … the … actual … fuck ..?
02/12/2017 at 11:04
Discontinued due to abhorrence.
Diddley Farquar says
02/12/2017 at 11:45
I am mostly wearing a sour whiff of bitter resentment.
02/12/2017 at 12:48
Ronseal shed and fence preserver. Dark brown.
It does what it says on the tin.
02/12/2017 at 13:12
Onion, garlic, some spices…been cooking a curry.
02/12/2017 at 13:15
Uncle Mick says
02/12/2017 at 16:58
GCU Grey Area says
02/12/2017 at 19:29
Why, thank you.
That’s Halfords ‘Classic’ 20w/50 you can scent. Mineral-based motor oil, for the more mature engine. Oily base-notes with a distinct oily top-note, leading to a long oily finish.
02/12/2017 at 21:40
That subtle odour of rank fish that reminds you your dog has leaking anal glands, as she sweeps her tail over your hand.
02/12/2017 at 22:34
Paco Rabanne. He doesn’t seem to mind.
03/12/2017 at 01:53
Faint odour of this morning’s kippers and nothing but a smile, Bri.
03/12/2017 at 19:44
The Sweet Smell of Success.
03/12/2017 at 19:45
“I love this…. dirty town!”
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