any woman with a facial piercing – 1 drink per piercing
any man with a facial piercing – 2 drinks per piercing
any woman with a a tattooed arm – 1 drink per arm
any man with a a tattooed arm – miss a drink per arm
any woman with a a tattooed wrist – 1 drink per wrist
any man with a a tattooed wrist – miss 1 drink per wrist
any woman with a a tattooed neck – 2 drinks
any man with a a tattooed neck – miss a drink
if any ‘guest’ says “at the end of the day” -1 drink
if Jeremy says “at the end of the day” – miss a drink
if Jeremy says “with the greatest respect” -1 drink
if Jeremy says “I stand by these results 1,000,000,000%” -1 drink
if any ‘guest’ says “150%” -2 drinks
if any one says “full house” – miss a drink
if Jeremy says “give ’em a round of applause” – miss a drink
if Jeremy says “you go that way, you go that way” – miss a drink
if any ‘guest’ says “’cause I was telling the truth” but wasn’t – miss a drink
if any ‘guest’ says “’cause I was telling the truth” and they were – 2 drinks
Might look complicated but a week and a half in you’ll see the logic, and a drinking problem.
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Eloise MacGuffin says
You forgot one: When Jeremy says “on national television”
James Blast says
Shite! I knew there were more.
Mike_H says
Sounds like a year of playing this game and you could end up as a “guest” on the show.
James Blast says
I need a partner. You game Mike?
badger_king says
1 episode = casualty
Barry Blue says
‘Put something on the end of it!’
‘Oi!….Oi….I’m speaking! That’s why it’s called The Jeremy Kyle Show!’
James Blast says
Of course none of us watch this filth.
Zanti Misfit says
We’ve found the new host for Top Gear. James Blast. It’s a shoe in.
James Blast says
The cars will need hand controls as my feet are fuck’d. But yeah, I’m up for it.
man.of.soup says
Eldritch at his right hand. How can it fail?
Zanti Misfit says
and you forgot another one…
If Jeremy says ‘Well, where I come from, my friend…’
Once, this young bloke responded, “I dunno , where DO you come from then? Reading, innit?”
Wiggy says
– if any guest swears on their parent, child or staffy’s life or grave – finish the bottle
Gatz says
There’s a flaw in your rules. Unless you’re already having regular drinks outside of those awarded for Kyle Bingo how do you know which ones to miss when the phrase demands it? I suppose you could keep a tally all through the programme and drink the total afterwards, but that would mean watching it sober and that will never catch on.
man.of.soup says
Thank Christ I don’t have to watch this, or participate, or my liver would explode. For once, I’m almost grateful for being in an office all day…