We’ve all got lots of artists in our collections of whom we have multiple albums. Unfortunately, the ‘Government’ are introducing a law to limit the number of albums one can own by any one artist to just two. Multiple artist detector vans will patrol the country on a 24/7 basis, seeking out lawbreakers who will be rounded up and held at a secret location near Hull. Here they will be subjected to a cruel and unusual punishment of a playlist, on rotation, consisting of ‘Weird Al’ Yankovich, Kevin Keegan and Nickleback, which will be blasted at them, Abu Ghraib style. Light relief will be provided by a local ginger ‘Funster’ who will ‘DJ’ the choons and provide ‘amusing’ quips [of a mostly sexual nature] until such time that the prisoner can take no more [average resistance of 11 minutes expected] No-one wants to have to suffer this punishment, so it’s time to decide – which two albums will you keep? Some artists are easy, having made only one or two albums – The La’s, for example. Others are easy because they only made two albums worth keeping, The Beatles, or Van Morrison, etc. But some are very difficult indeed, having » Continue Reading.