As you are all fully aware, I spend most of my time planning Moose’s funeral (invite only, I’m afraid). I had planned on playing the rather clichéd Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life as the flames engulf the raft, but it’s been ruled out in no uncertain terms by the deceased-to-be himself. Mr Bigpicture has suggested Fat Bottomed Girls as a possible replacement. I thought perhaps Body Talk might make a fitting obituary. Or Afternoon Delight was another that crossed my mind. But I’m sure that we collectively (by which I mean you individually) can “come up” with better.