It’s Moose the Mooche’s birthday!! Happy Birthday!
Whenever an AW thread gets floppy, limp and flaccid, we can always rely on his sparkling wit and repartee to ensure that it has a happy ending.
So now let’s brighten up his day with a few appropriately Moosey tracks.
I’ll kick off with some 1980s Estonian soul from Velly Joonas. I suspect you may be able to do better….
I was just talking to my colleague who had lost his mobile phone while cycling to work.
“The zip came undone and it just slipped out without me noticing.”
A line of defence that would never work in a court of law.