In a private email, Junior writes thusly:
“Hey Saucecraft me old cobber it’d be bonzer of you to host my NEAL SCONE thread if you could see your ways to help an old didgeridoo! I don’t do too many thread starters as you know because of the wifi out in the dunnee ain’t too hot on account of it comin’ from Woomawilliewongalonga and what with the flies and everything and the corks swingin’ from the brim of me old jullabuck hat and whatnot but I’d be happy as a randy sheepshagger in a room of amputee sheep if you could write a few words for me about NEAL SCONE who is frankly a bit of all right all right! I mean I’m not homosexistly inclined that way but I have to admit he puts some lead in the old pencil plus he plays guitar better than anyone else even Sacha Distel and/or Jake Thackeray down my neck of the woods. Thanking you in advance, I beg to remain your most obdt. srvt.
Jno. WELLS Esq.”
Happy to oblige, Junes! here as requested is your very own NEAL SCHON thread! Enjoy!