That jolly green giant Spotify is trying to lure streaming refuseniks with a campaign emphasising how your 80s favourite tracks are just a click away after all these years. So we have:
Simple Minds haven’t forgotten about you
Phil Collins wants one more night
And so on
I cant help but feel them have missed a trick here and we could broaden this 80s appeal with a few witty spins of our own.
Foetus is still bothered by what you’ve got on your breath
Crass still want to know how it felt to be the mother of a thousand dead
Chuck’s ding-a-ling is still waiting for you to play with it.
I’m sure we can help them out here.