Following swiftly on from yesterday’s ”I got hammered and cracked Justin Bieber in the face with a golf club’ says Ed Sheeran’, today we have ‘Sir Rod Stewart apologises over ‘mock execution”
I’m not sure anything will top Princess Eugenie cutting Ed Sheeran’s cheek with a sword while attempting to ‘knight’ James Blunt, but bless our music stars’ little socks for doing their best.
Moose the Mooche says
Slay with me, slay with me…
bungliemutt says
The first cut is the deepest.
attackdog says
and of course our ginger-nutted troubadour has also this week ‘announced’ he has written and recorder something even better than something he wrote and recorded before. He has also, apparently, burned his foot in a volcano! Didn’t stand in it for long enough. Apparently.
Could it possibly be that we are about to have another hand-wringing acoustic dirge imposed upon us.