I guess I won’t be making any speeches at any of the smug get togethers’s where we pretend that we are we are all right-on because we are opposed to nuclear armed sheep.
Don’t you get it?!!! What’s it gonna take for you liberal asses to expund my account? Set me free assholes! Make it so that I can never return!!! Who do I have to Insult?
It’s not the strength of the words I object to – I’m sure I’m not the only one who remembers their shocking power as an eleven year-old – it’s the sketchy grammar: “Fuck you all you bunch of clique assholes”?
Could you not do better than this? I’d suggest –
Fuck you all! You cliquey bunch of assholes!
The two exclamation points add an emotive dynamic, and separate those problematic “you”s. Making an adjective of “clique” lends a rhythmic cadence otherwise missing, and corrects that offensively clunky “bunch of clique assholes”. This is only one way you might have improved it; I’m sure there are others?
Really. I just want to go. I have nothing in common with anyone here. I am not a member of your group. Please. Just block me. It’s best for me. I’m or can I unsubscribe my membership myself?
Why don’t you just change your password to something you know you’ll instantly forget. (I suggest: 17b9x83fhghigtjyey767), log out, and then you’ll be unable to log in again?
Personally, speaking I am not ‘right on’. I am a Free Thinking Head with diverse and contrary opinions, and nuclear armed sheep ? Depends on the circumstances.
I don’t have much in common at all with the rumoured clique, and as for get togethers, I don’t think my sitar based incantations would be very welcome. Why not form you own clique ? Be The Lone Cliquer. Meet yourself in a pub, give yourself presents, take some pics, and ban anyone else from attending, and then do a post about it.
I found it difficult for about a week, maybe two. If Bri was serious about wanting to break the habit, I’m sure asking the Admins nicely to suspend his account would do the trick.
No they do NOT ! I have very strict membership requirements (well for blokes anyway). Gotta weed out the blue warburtons extra greedhead element, donchaknow.
Mr Cameron
I realise you have been searching for your very own Russell Brand moment all week but a sweary rant at Afterworders isn’t going to move the polls. You see, the Massive isn’t quite as massive as your advisers may have advised.
If you need a popular media moment give Jeremy Kyle a call. You and Nick pointing fingers at each other will go down a storm. No need for the lie detector though, we already know the answer.
The mods are out skipping wooded glades on a Bank Holiday Minday such as this, they have no time for such nonsense as banning the drunk and insensible .
You know where the door is and how to use it. Oh, you know you do
The Mods, on a Bank Holiday Monday – surely they’re in Brighton?
Probably fighting on the Beach with Sting and PC Carver from The Bill at this very moment
Sometimes you have to crash and burn and get banned. I did it on a webforum I had been a member of for 8 years (and was the top poster) because you can’t leave. Getting banned is a fresh start, someone else says you are no longer needed or welcome. It’s okay you feel better after it.
bricameron says
I guess I won’t be making any speeches at any of the smug get togethers’s where we pretend that we are we are all right-on because we are opposed to nuclear armed sheep.
bricameron says
Well done (comma) Chelsea! though.
Tiggerlion says
The comma represents my hesitation.
welshbenny says
Ermm, am i missing something??
Bingo Little says
Le Clique, C’est Chic.
bricameron says
Nice!
bricameron says
Don’t you get it?!!! What’s it gonna take for you liberal asses to expund my account? Set me free assholes! Make it so that I can never return!!! Who do I have to Insult?
Bingo Little says
*whispers*
Limp Bizkit.
bricameron says
I have to insult ‘Limp Biskit’? Didn’t they already do that?
andielou says
Just have a flounce & be done with it then.
bricameron says
No. I want to be blocked. blackballed. Never to have the opportunity to ever return.
Hannah says
I’ve edited the headline of this post as we ask our posters not to swear in their titles. Thank you.
bricameron says
Thanks for the Ammo soloution Hannah.
H.P. Saucecraft says
It’s not the strength of the words I object to – I’m sure I’m not the only one who remembers their shocking power as an eleven year-old – it’s the sketchy grammar: “Fuck you all you bunch of clique assholes”?
Could you not do better than this? I’d suggest –
Fuck you all! You cliquey bunch of assholes!
The two exclamation points add an emotive dynamic, and separate those problematic “you”s. Making an adjective of “clique” lends a rhythmic cadence otherwise missing, and corrects that offensively clunky “bunch of clique assholes”. This is only one way you might have improved it; I’m sure there are others?
bricameron says
Thanks for the grammar lesson saucy.
bricameron says
Fuckitty fuck cunt bang bang we love you
minibreakfast says
Morning bri, what’s up?
bricameron says
Well mini, I’m attempting to be banned from the site but so far nothing’s sticking.
bricameron says
How much longer do I have to bear this insufferable site before I do?
Sniffity says
Bricameron – the Silver Surfer of the Afterword.
andielou says
Somebody needs a hug!
bricameron says
Really. I just want to go. I have nothing in common with anyone here. I am not a member of your group. Please. Just block me. It’s best for me. I’m or can I unsubscribe my membership myself?
JustB says
Sorry, am I missing the part where someone’s forcing you?
badger_king says
Just switch to BT. You won’t be able to access the entire internet within days. Problem solved.
Poppy Succeeds says
Why don’t you just change your password to something you know you’ll instantly forget. (I suggest: 17b9x83fhghigtjyey767), log out, and then you’ll be unable to log in again?
(Apologies if I’m missing the joke.)
nigelthebald says
Hey! That’s my password!
Rob C says
Personally, speaking I am not ‘right on’. I am a Free Thinking Head with diverse and contrary opinions, and nuclear armed sheep ? Depends on the circumstances.
I don’t have much in common at all with the rumoured clique, and as for get togethers, I don’t think my sitar based incantations would be very welcome. Why not form you own clique ? Be The Lone Cliquer. Meet yourself in a pub, give yourself presents, take some pics, and ban anyone else from attending, and then do a post about it.
Hari Belafonte _/\_ 🙂
Poppy Succeeds says
I agree that it can be difficult to stay away. I got a lot of work done in the downtime.
JustB says
I found it difficult for about a week, maybe two. If Bri was serious about wanting to break the habit, I’m sure asking the Admins nicely to suspend his account would do the trick.
Bingo Little says
To summarise the Massive’s advice thus far:
Your bet bet is to stay away, motherfucker (it’s just one of those days).
Ainsley says
“Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off”. It’s easy
H.P. Saucecraft says
“Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off”
Afterword t-shirt.
Ainsley says
The immortal Malcolm Tucker
https://youtu.be/D6Qrt43PYtE
Rob C says
‘You’re either in the circle of Yurt… or NOT’.
nigelthebald says
To quote Mr Stipe:
Everybody yurts…sometimes.
nigelthebald says
Too warm for a coat. I’ll get my tee-shirt.
Tiggerlion says
Are you …. topless? Heaven forfend!
nigelthebald says
Avert your eyes, Tiggs – I’m doing my exercises in between comments.
Rigid Digit says
and Richard Hell & The Voidoids informed us that
Love Comes In Yurts
Rob C says
It certainly does in mine. A veritable Tor Top Pan Celtic Lust Fest with heavy conch action too.
Rob C says
No they do NOT ! I have very strict membership requirements (well for blokes anyway). Gotta weed out the blue warburtons extra greedhead element, donchaknow.
nigelthebald says
I hate to break this to you, Rob, but there are other yurts…
Rob C says
Oh yeah ? Pah! I unzip their flaps and introduce them to Jerry. There’s only One True Yurt. MINE.
Gary says
mmmmm… weed…
SteveT says
Hey Bri, its’ a bank holiday. Haven’t you got anything better to do?
Carl says
Why would we care, one way or the other?
nigelthebald says
We are caring types, Carl.
Or did you miss that memo?
H.P. Saucecraft says
I care about the dust bunnies that get eaten by the hoover.
nigelthebald says
Which proves my point. Never mind that “not a sparrow falls”” business, HP even has compassion for his hooverings.
Martin Hairnet says
This thread is the very definition of clique bait.
Tiggerlion says
I don’t get that.
attackdog says
Neither do I – but I like the sound of it.
‘clique bait’ – two Afterword t-shirts in a single day and it’s not even 11am.
Well done.
Declan says
Brilliant!
Rob C says
WHA HEY !! Gotta let him breathe… Nice…
http://i1302.photobucket.com/albums/ag126/astralcat379/images_zps2hm6rvdd.jpg
Moose the Mooche says
“Jerry… the wasp has flown away”
Moose the Mooche says
Hell hello! What’s all this shouting?
We’ll have no trouble here!
Hawkfall says
Someone said that Creme Brulee’s unreleased “Second Helping” album is better than Abbey Road!
Moose the Mooche says
That’ll be Tiggs, the little scamp.
chiz says
No one flounces these days, do they? I miss the era of the needy divas. Nothing funnier than a toys-out stomp-off.
Moose the Mooche says
Oh dear, we’re not actually growing up are we?
*looks at OP title again*
Oh no, clearly we’re not.
*exits left, doing armpit farts*
Junior Wells says
Wanna be banned ? Ask Niscum
SteveT says
Has he gone and left us?????? Time to paaaaaartyyyy!!
Wiggy says
Mr Cameron
I realise you have been searching for your very own Russell Brand moment all week but a sweary rant at Afterworders isn’t going to move the polls. You see, the Massive isn’t quite as massive as your advisers may have advised.
If you need a popular media moment give Jeremy Kyle a call. You and Nick pointing fingers at each other will go down a storm. No need for the lie detector though, we already know the answer.
DogFacedBoy says
The mods are out skipping wooded glades on a Bank Holiday Minday such as this, they have no time for such nonsense as banning the drunk and insensible .
You know where the door is and how to use it. Oh, you know you do
Rigid Digit says
The Mods, on a Bank Holiday Monday – surely they’re in Brighton?
Probably fighting on the Beach with Sting and PC Carver from The Bill at this very moment
Zanti Misfit says
Pffft…
James Blast says
Sometimes you have to crash and burn and get banned. I did it on a webforum I had been a member of for 8 years (and was the top poster) because you can’t leave. Getting banned is a fresh start, someone else says you are no longer needed or welcome. It’s okay you feel better after it.
Moose the Mooche says
Can I just say I’m not opposed to nuclear armed sheep?
They get a lot of hassle and could do with some kind of deterrent.
ivylander says
I for one welcome our new nuclear armed sheep overlords.
mikethep says
Can I just say that I’m feeling very left out of this conversation?
Moose the Mooche says
Is it a conversation? or a bunch of people saying a bunch of random crap? This is the Mark E Smith of threads.
bricameron says
So I seemed to have been out of me head last. Sincere apologies for the psychosis. I hope you’ll forgive me. It’s been on my mind all day.
Bri.
mikethep says
Think nothing of it, old chap. Glad to hear you don’t actually want to be flounced.
PS you can put your avatar the right way up now.
Sewer Robot says
I have to say you’ve put me right off buying a power washer. I don’t think I could handle the comedown.?
Vulpes Vulpes says
That’ll learn ya. Coming down off that nutmeg is a bitch.