‘Clunge = the blurt, the ham wallet, the spam purse, the gammon alley or if you prefer- the cod pouch.’
We have The Inbetweeners to thank for this splendidly Shakespearean list, apparently.
Punani is either 1980s West Indian or Hawaiian, the choice is yours. I associate it either with Private Eye or Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, not sure why.
That should be OK – “Cock” is listed as Strong, but Womble doesn’t appear at all.
Therefore, the law of aggregation means this is only a mild (at worst) phrase
Moose the Mooche says
Fusking pempsliders!
Uncle Wheaty says
Fuck me.
Call me a knobhead but how much did that cost I wonder?
Dickheads!
mikethep says
‘Clunge = the blurt, the ham wallet, the spam purse, the gammon alley or if you prefer- the cod pouch.’
We have The Inbetweeners to thank for this splendidly Shakespearean list, apparently.
Punani is either 1980s West Indian or Hawaiian, the choice is yours. I associate it either with Private Eye or Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, not sure why.
Mike_H says
I thought punani was Hindi..
Gatz says
Ginger?
Moose the Mooche says
Yes?
GCU Grey Area says
Pim-hole.
Belgium.
Civilian.
Runrig.
Jackthebiscuit says
I tend to mostly use bastard as an affectionate term, but I have to admit that not everyone I know takes it that way (Cunts that they are).
Milkybarnick says
Wot, no fart? Anyhow, I now have the swearing song from Snuff Box as my earworm. I won’t post it here (it’s very rude) but i’m sure it’s easy to find.
Rigid Digit says
Cock-Womble
That should be OK – “Cock” is listed as Strong, but Womble doesn’t appear at all.
Therefore, the law of aggregation means this is only a mild (at worst) phrase
Black Celebration says
I find that one a bit Bridget Jones. I know what I mean even if no one else does.
SteveT says
So Martha ran the whole gamut when she sang about her dad – You bloody motherfucking asshole.