The Smiths were never my favourite band but had great song titles. As a teenager I always used to recite song titles like Pink Floyd’s .Several Species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict’. Also Caravan’s ‘If I could do all over again, I would do it all over you’. You get the gist. In recent years I always thought Jackie Leven had a pithy way with song titles such as:- The dent in the fender and the wheel of fate The sexual loneliness of Jesus Christ Rainy Day Bergen Women Swine Flu Fever Blues Spooky Berlin Hotel Song and my favourite: Song for Bass guitar and death.
Any other contenders?