What does it sound like?:
Right here we go… how does Spotify work again? I rarely use Spotify – a wise man once said “there’s just too much stuff”. Press a button – my, that’s a very cute Russian lady and she seems very friendly but no, let’s press this one. Mmm, not sure I have ever seen that done before. How about this one – god, how many cute cats are there in the world?
Ah, got it. My headphones are filling with music.. not quite what I expected. “Hands up” repeated four thousand times over a rocking trance beat. Hold on, this is Rory Taylor (whoever the hell he is) not Rory Porter.
Right, found Third Law.. first track must be a live recording from inside a medieval church; monks chanting away whilst a team of workmen armed with drills and hammers begin that much-needed renovation project. Fuck, what was that – an explosion? No, one of the workmen, Tom, with Grade 8 in Piano, has found the bloody organ! Everyone starts screaming “Turn it off you fool”, “Shut the fuck up” but Tom pays no heed. It takes a further seven minutes to make Tom » Continue Reading.