The hard ‘T’. Televisual Presenters are the main culprits. HospiTal, LiTTle being obvious screaming offenders, and don’t even get me started on ‘Joolery’, ‘Mumfs’ etc and etc. What in Krishna’s name is going on ?!…. and that is not a rheTorical question. (See what I did there? Exactly).
Right now a pickled gherkin in peppercorns and dill, with the superb ‘Dead Set’ (remastered/bonus) is doing it for me. You?
Johnny Wiessmuller scooped the ferrets.
Amazon Music keeps opening itself every time I switch my laptop on. I’ve logged out of it, but the bastard still keeps doing it.
Does anyone know how to stop this?
Got Bob’s ‘new’ ( -ist, and to new to me anyway) album. It’s called ‘Tempest’, and crikey, it’s jolly good. Bob’s been on a fine role since ’97. Also, the cat has stopped shitting in my hedge. Astral High Five for cheap larger and Tesco floor cleaner.
Peace & Love
Oh dear. I never knew. Right. I’m off to kneel in a puddle of rainwater, engine oil and dog piss, and flagellate myself with a rusty bicycle chain, in deep atonement. Mea Culpa.
All the effervescent predictable outrage of the usual PC mob, counter ermine clad huffing and pufing, Nelson getting it in the neck in the Guardian (he’s a statue, donchaknow – Robert E Lee I can understand, but come on folks, let’s draw a sensible line), the CPS lady calling for more internet policing of online hate crime – fair enough as it goes, but define?, professional hugs available, stress puppies, Owen Jones, Nigel Lawson…
I’m offended by that Hastings advert. My ancestors suffered at the hands of the Normans. Perhaps. I dunno.
Can anyone recommend a good compilation re Eric Clapton that tends to concentrate more on his bluesyness than his more commercial solo stuff which is let’s face it, rather dull for the most part. Some Mayall/Cream in there doesn’t matter (great stuff) but otherwise more groove and less unisex hairdresserzac?
My auric field took a real torpedo from the rude queue jumping gobshite cloud of Lynx in the post office, the cocky Audi jockey incomer scrote weasel in the supermarket ( I had 3 items, but no matter, you’ve seen that and still go first with your heaving trolley) and the chromosome challenged bastard blowing fag smoke everywhere by the cash point. I’d fucking put them up against the proverbial wall, or at the very least a damn good keel hauling to learn the bastards.
aaaaaaAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM – Out With Anger, In With Love etc
Can anyone recommend me a good compilation that more or less covers it? I don’t want to fork out too much re. individual albums.
Pizza, tea, dvd and an early night.
The stripey arsed bastard sentry declared war on me and my lawnmower on Saturday. On Sunday there appeared scavenging scouts on wings of evil. Yesterday at 8.45 am precisely I was on the hotline. Call came back two hours later. We met in the drive once the drizzle had stop drizzling. We clocked each other like old comrades from skirmishes long past. ‘Good to see you again, man! You did a fine job on the rat under the decking’. He smiled and we shook hands. I led him to the hedge and pointed. ‘They don’t like lawn mowers’. ‘No. They don’t like mowers’. He zenly got kitted and tooled up and carpet sprayed poison into the hedge as they flew out furiously at him, but he was steadfast and kept spraying like the last gunner holding the line. ‘Gimme a call if they still around by Friday’. One hour later there where all dead. Ferried back up Satan’s colon from whence they had incarnated. I stood in front of the dead nest and flipped the bird and three v signs. It had been a good morning’s work.
I’m off to rock the carpet cleaner. The woman with the mad bassets is disturbing the village peace again. I believe it’s a ritual. A regular twisted working in terms of commitment to mental disturbance.
So… in the interest of Cosmic Balance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0AEdWgnTm0&list=PLntbIZRWCtIe5GeU6TH7N_oZKtBHYtc6U
Fresh from harrying the Tardigrades, my question is this. Can anyone recommend some good safe/legal sites for downloading Dead gigs, and any particular Holy Grail Must Have ones? A Deadhead friend of mine has informed me that apparently Cornell 1977 is meant to be THE one.
Hare Krishna x
I have a new one. Orthopedic style job. Springs in the middle and some sort of groovy covering on top of/beneath them. Bought it quite cheap from the Pygmies. Much better astral take off and landings, and can now bend to put my undercrackers on without swearing and going ‘oooeeerhmmphh’ as I try and hook them on with my foot. I’m nearly 49. Every sexy foxy witchy type middle aged boho girl’s dream……