I’m off to rock the carpet cleaner. The woman with the mad bassets is disturbing the village peace again. I believe it’s a ritual. A regular twisted working in terms of commitment to mental disturbance.
So… in the interest of Cosmic Balance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0AEdWgnTm0&list=PLntbIZRWCtIe5GeU6TH7N_oZKtBHYtc6U
Kaisfatdad says
“I’m off to rock the carpet cleaner.”
I suspect this is a piece of urban slang with which I am not familiar.
I get a mental picture of Ena Sharples involved in some seriuous rumpy pumpy.
Or is it drugs?
davebigpicture says
Hairnet porn? You Swedes are weird!
Kaisfatdad says
Didn’t you know, DBP? Ena was a major sex symbol for a whole generation of Swedish men, Spoken of in the same hushed, revent tones as Anita Ekberg, Ingrid Bergman and Agneta Fältskog.
Just for amusement, I googled hairnet and erotic and found a fascinating page about Culinary Comedy in Medieval French Literature. Ful of hilarious innunedos about housewives hiding the bacon in their hairnets.
Moose the Mooche says
Does he mean carpet beater? My parents had one and it makes a great pretend guitar.
See! Not rude at all.
davebigpicture says
Beating the carpet. Is that a euphemism?
Moose the Mooche says
No it isn’t. Really!
You people disgust me.
craig42blue says
And I innocently thought the hoover (OCCAA) was being deployed to drain out the barking hounds..
Rob C says
Carpet cleaner, Craigdude. Makes a swirly whooshing noise. I had The Dead playing to vanquish the baying, which was mercifully brief.
Moose the Mooche says
In the meantime, I try to hawk one.
(No, me neither)
Rob C says
Smells good. Axminster’s are sort of mandalery in the right set and setting.
bungliemutt says
“Do the Shake’n’Vac and put the f-f-f-freshness back…..the sh-sh-sh-shake-n-v-v-v-v-ac-ac-ac-ac…..”
Rob C says
I used to do the Peruvian Shake n Vac but ended up mono nostriled and living in a silage filled ditch unsuccessfully attempting to sell my ass to befuddled foreign hitchhikers.
Say no, kids.